Love your hair, hope you win
I was used by "Crackhead Pete" in a Taco Bell parking lot.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
"oh look, it's our best friend, and father, and secret lover, Trails the hedgehog!"
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Li'l Shardfinder
Just like those chaint pips you ate as a kid.
(beat)
I'm sorry, "paint chips".
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Dost thou question the power of thys pimp hand?
"I wish I was Stevie Wonder, so I'd never have to see you again!"
"Do you think that has anything to do with you downloading over 700 gigs of pornography on here?"
Love your hair, hope you win
Beware the dangers of swimming around slowly.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
OH YES!!
"How did eggs get in the unholy bathroom anyway?"
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
whatever he can
carls jr likes tererus
dead devotion
Li'l Shardfinder
You're Dead
R for replay, ENTER to continue.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Love your hair, hope you win
Did you know that upon death, the human body ejects all of his money in a single brick of dollar bills?
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Li'l Shardfinder
DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
(sniff)
...I'm not really sure where I was going with that.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
OH YES!!
"I play the janitor."
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
dork: silent assassin
"How do I get into the... Deep Web?"
-Takes coat and lantern- "Follow me."
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Complete Arse(nal)
ITTY BITTY BABY BOAT
Why You Shouldn't Eat Meat
hey i dunno, why don't you tell me
You know why a compass has a mirror on the back?
So you can see who's lost.
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, baby
Li'l Shardfinder
Do you want any sauce or anything?
I will have..... Motor oil.
Fresh out.
Gasoline?
I don't have any of that either.
Mild sauce?
I can do that.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Love your hair, hope you win
Here's my wisdom: If your ball is too big for your mouth, it's not yours.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Li'l Shardfinder
I'm just thinking Kew, Kew Gardens, um...
Kew-cumber...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"Nutter, you're singing in the wrong key!"
"No I wasn't. It was Loutzenheiser. I was singing in E flat minor."
"The song's in F Sharp major!"
edited 7th Aug '15 5:53:35 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
When you're on a chicken bender,
Grab a box of chicken tenders! Ba-Bakawk! 
Love your hair, hope you win
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Cannibal! The Musical, as I recall.
GENTLEMEN! LESS CHIT-CHAT, MORE ALCOHOL ABUSE!
edited 8th Aug '15 1:47:41 AM by FirstSnow
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Not stupid or expendable.
It's so obscure, I can't even find the source.
Open channel D, please.
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Li'l Shardfinder
Well, things change. But thanks-a-dis... "Thanks-a-dis"?
...
But thanks to this homemade hyperbaric what the fuck is it? Chamber?
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Love your hair, hope you win
Sleighbells in the snow, that's what we are...
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Li'l Shardfinder
"But Cackletta has already begun smearing the butter of her next tasty plan over Beanbe—" Excuse me? That is disgusting. I don't wanna know anything about her butter.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
You are the embodiment of my ideal! Come, step on me!
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing