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MrLavisherMoot from So'ton, Hants Since: May, 2014
#3851: Sep 16th 2014 at 8:02:58 AM

The new Satsuma Castanet XR4 Turbo is more than just a car.

It's a fanny magnet.

Drive one and you'll never sleep alone again.

Prices start at around £19,950 for one that doesn't look anything like this. Price does not include seats, wheels or major engine components. Prices, specifications or indeed anything else in this advert may be changed without notice, and probably has been already.

simple as
ironcommando smol aberration from Somewhere in space Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#3852: Sep 16th 2014 at 8:06:59 AM

"Born on a Monday..."

"Dies on Doomsday!"

...eheh
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#3853: Sep 16th 2014 at 9:55:21 AM

I have seen some strange, bizarre drivers, but you... You will be awarded a cake!

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Gamebreaking Ten seconds before from Inside an Australian. Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Ten seconds before
#3854: Sep 16th 2014 at 11:57:38 AM

Don't use me like that just because it's sunny.

Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#3855: Sep 16th 2014 at 11:58:45 AM

The truth is I don't like manatees. They're dirty. Little fins.

dead devotion
ArmoredFury 🔴🔴🔴GO, MY HAROS🟣🟣🟣 from where vessels glide in silky waves of gold (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
🔴🔴🔴GO, MY HAROS🟣🟣🟣
#3856: Sep 17th 2014 at 2:06:07 AM

Mountains cannot be conquered! You conquer yourself! You conquer your fears and can conquer your own future but you will never conquer a mountain!

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#3857: Sep 17th 2014 at 8:32:55 AM

It's like... Pedobear mixed with Hello Kitty...

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Gamebreaking Ten seconds before from Inside an Australian. Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Ten seconds before
#3858: Sep 18th 2014 at 8:33:16 AM

I'm just not feeling the renewable energy today.

Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
MrLavisherMoot from So'ton, Hants Since: May, 2014
#3859: Sep 18th 2014 at 2:03:05 PM

We've done four already, but now we're steady, and then they went one, two, three, four!

simple as
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#3860: Sep 18th 2014 at 8:36:51 PM

So instead of $11 million on the loose, we'll have 22?!

...And plus, we are needing gas money.

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Gamebreaking Ten seconds before from Inside an Australian. Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Ten seconds before
#3861: Sep 19th 2014 at 11:37:34 AM

"NAME SOMETHING HARD TO EAT WITH CHOPSTICKS"

"OTHER CHOPSTICKS, MAYBE?"

Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#3862: Sep 19th 2014 at 7:22:02 PM

I shit ye not, squire.

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#3863: Sep 20th 2014 at 3:16:19 PM

They put balls on my pig.

dead devotion
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#3864: Sep 20th 2014 at 3:29:10 PM

"Good luck, everyone."

"Did you expect somebody else?"
MrLavisherMoot from So'ton, Hants Since: May, 2014
#3865: Sep 20th 2014 at 3:31:03 PM

[up]FUCKING BLACKADDER!

edited 20th Sep '14 3:31:12 PM by MrLavisherMoot

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aNinjaWithAIDS Mario's not the only Wonder here. from Animal Town Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
#3866: Sep 20th 2014 at 5:26:24 PM

It's a reverse harem! This is a reverse harem! There's debauchery here... Yay! there's debauchery here! Isn't there? You're the glasses character. You're the boy lolita and The Stoic type, Twincest, and the bookworm!

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#3867: Sep 20th 2014 at 8:54:07 PM

Do it on a flat surface...

Not on a slatted furnace...

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
TheMike Bo "Jangles" Wyatt Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
#3868: Sep 21st 2014 at 3:29:28 AM

"There was this one time I hooked a lawnmower up to my Nintendo! And after that, I got the high score every time!"

In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
Gamebreaking Ten seconds before from Inside an Australian. Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Ten seconds before
#3869: Sep 21st 2014 at 7:31:44 AM

The preacher declared us zombie and zombie.

Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#3870: Sep 21st 2014 at 2:49:59 PM

Every good chef needs his tools. I've got my spa-too-la. This... is what you use to get the pizza rolls good.

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
ironcommando smol aberration from Somewhere in space Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#3871: Sep 22nd 2014 at 4:40:33 AM

Successful people smoke, drink, fuck, and play golf.

edited 22nd Sep '14 7:45:18 AM by ironcommando

...eheh
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#3872: Sep 22nd 2014 at 8:51:11 AM

So let's go jump on the turtle's back and make him poof out some exhaust.

edited 22nd Sep '14 8:51:35 AM by Fuzy2K

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#3873: Sep 22nd 2014 at 10:16:39 AM

"Someday, you will learn to appreciate melons."

"Did you expect somebody else?"
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#3874: Sep 22nd 2014 at 10:35:47 AM

That was always a weird saying to me, "Lickety-Split" 'cause... I don't know, what's a lickety? And how does it split?

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
MrLavisherMoot from So'ton, Hants Since: May, 2014
#3875: Sep 22nd 2014 at 3:42:14 PM

WE'RE GONNA GO WALKIN' THROUGH THE PARK EVERY DAY.

simple as

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