My Toxic Valentine
At least you can do what you want.
I got a new book, but i tore a page..
My words are as timed the beating in my chest
At least you've personalized it. <:)
I gotta go to class today. 
Lord of ___
It's fun staring at the textbook graffiti.
You accidentally burned your hand in the deep fryer while working at Mc Donalds.
I hate quotes. Tell me what you know- Anonymous
Tief girl with eartude
Helllloooooo lawsuit!
A piece of my coursework has disappeared and it could well lead to me failing my course at uni, wasting 3 years and leaving me in debt with nothing to show for it.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
At least you have your friends here who could help you in any way we knew how...
I'm not really good at reading people. -_-
The Shadows Devour You.
Don't worry, they're good at reading you!
The National Lampoon shot that dog because you didn't buy a magazine, You Bastard!!
edited 22nd Feb '11 3:35:06 PM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
watching down on us
Oh well. It was a noisy little jerk anyway.
Bank took your house away because you missed too many mortgage payments.
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Li'l Shardfinder
That's okay. I burned it down anyway... ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
Your favorite jacket is burning...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Turns out that was my bastard little brother's favorite jacket as well, so whatever...
Justin Bieber is dead! (Wait, that's not a bad thing, at least not compared to...)
Justin Timberlake is dead!
Li'l Shardfinder
Oh, Wow...
You are melting into a puddle all over the place...
edited 22nd Feb '11 4:14:43 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
watching down on us
Now I can finally participate in the water cycle! Yay!
You're now paralyzed from the neck down thanks to an accident.
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Li'l Shardfinder
Luckily, there's nothing under my neck anymore!
A bomb is strapped to your chest, and is about to blow you up and literally break your heart...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Dreaming out loud.
The ensuing explosion will widen my front alley, allowing sedans to pass comfortably.
I'm canoeing by a remote forest when I suddenly hear banjos.
edited 23rd Feb '11 6:00:14 AM by betterthanstrawberry
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
WARGARGARBL
Well you can still enjoy the banjo before... you know...
There's an avalanche coming right at you. It's more than likely that it will engulf you in a few minutes and destroy the village where your family lives.
Bibliophile.
Yay! I never liked them anyway. Maybe they'll be nicer to me when they're zombies.
You can't find your car keys, and you're five hundred miles from home.
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
The Shadows Devour You.
Great! Now I just need to find someone to sponsor me to walk 500 miles for charity in the middle of this wilderness...
The orangutans are coming!
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
watching down on us
I love orangutans! They're so cute and squishy!
You got kicked out of your dream college!
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Flying poptart cat!
Yay now I can over sleep and have fun without worrying about being late!
You're being attacked by angry kittens.
edited 25th Feb '11 6:39:31 PM by Littlequeen
I'm queen and I'm back.
But, I manage to get a lift from my mates. I get to the bank faster.
The bank has collapsed and the gov't won't resuscitate it.
At least Canada's banks are ok!
You are now a zombie.
That's a load off my mind.
Your greatest fears are living with you in your house.
"My brain used to be a little bitch, so I mugged it's ass." -kegisak
Well at least I still have a house, so that's one of the main ones nullified.
Your country is invade by a UN backed army.
Am I a good man or a bad man?
Well, at least this gives me an excuse to move to Canada.
Everyone you love has died a horrible death.
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Suicide will end your suffering.
Everyone in the world has died except me. I'm alone in the world.
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