He'll take the case!
No, not really. I only play a small handful of video games.
TNP has a food allergy
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
PAINKILLER
Nah.
TNP has their own pet.
Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
Light and Hope
I use to own a cat when I was young. She died three years ago, sadly.
TNP likes to listen to Linkin Park and/or Fort Minor.
edited 12th Jun '18 7:02:46 PM by dave_the_assassin
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
my current job
Meh. They're not my cup of tea.
TNP is a fan of intellectualism.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
To an extent, yes, though most of it goes over my head.
TNP was expecting this next guess to relate to the site update.
dork: silent assassin
Ha, got me there.
TNP is keeping up with the World Cup.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Light and Hope
Downplayed for me, since I like soccer, but not that much, so I don't watch too many matches.
TNP likes Harry Potter and/or The Hunger Games.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Wow, that's actually true! I like it both.
TNP can draw well.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
Yeah, at least decently, love drawing comics and other art! I wish I was better but I just gotta keep improving
TNP likes to write
"Leftover items still have value!"
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
No, even if I can do it relatively well.
TNP loves guns.
He'll take the case!
The only time I've really been near a gun was at my uncle's ranch in Texas. They looked kinda fun to shoot at targets but they were way too loud.
TNP has a blog
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Don't step on the flowers.
Why yes! I haven't updated it as much, though. I want to update it more often again. Just... Don't read my older posts. They suck.
TNP has a lot of Old Shames.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Every time I ever interacted with a human being before the age of 18, in real life or online, is an Old Shame for me. (Okay, my mentally-ill homeschooled-girl cluelessness didn't mess up quite everything, but self-pity is fun.)
TNP has been to multiple continents.
Strongest In History
Nope, but I hope I can one day.
TNP has made a Troper Work.
Edited by DefRevenge24601 on Jun 28th 2018 at 12:31:09 PM
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
Not yet, but I'm working on it.
TNP Must Have Caffeine.
Nope.
TNP is a religious believer.
Don't step on the flowers.
Not really. My family isn't really religious, so I'm just agnostic.
TNP has played Tetris before.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
I did, and it's among the first video games I've ever played.
TNP has had a home-cooked barbecue dinner some time within the last month to now.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
It's probably been like a year since I've had one, actually.
TNP has had more than one troper handle.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
Nope, I've always been Zanreo here (and most other places on the net), since late 2010
TNP likes to cook
"Leftover items still have value!"
Jer gets all the girls
I find it stressful, but I'm learning! Getting there!
TNP is a wonderful chef, actually.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Don't step on the flowers.
I barely have any experience cooking, and what I have done is often with someone else. So I don't exactly think so.
TNP has their driver's license.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Space Molly Weasley
I was planning to get one once I became eligible for it, but we didn't have time.
TNP is very emotional.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Nope! Okay, maybe a bit of Python, but that's it. I have no clue how coding works.
TNP is keeping up on E3! (Wow, that's awfully uncreative.)
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"