former eternal loser
Wrong.
I get as much sleep as I need every night.
TNP has a favorite video game series.
Peace in Darkness Steel Beams Don't Melt Dank Memes It's not you who need the system, but the system that needs you.
Don't step on the flowers.
I have too many of them! Ace Attorney, Legend of Zelda, Fire Emblem...
TNP has completed an Ace Attorney game... WITHOUT using a guide.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
All 'bout that good karma
False.
TNP knows that before you can learn to walk, you must learn to crawl!
Death is a lie. There is only motion. When life gives you lemons, just keep calm and troll on (even if that's not your intent).
see you, space cowboy.
Well, I'm A) a boy, and B) lazy as hell. So no, can't say I am.
TNP is a goddamn ninja.
Long live the New Bev.
Braids From S286 Not Included
Sad to say, I get ninja'd more often that I ninja others.
TNP writes in cursive outside of mandatory handwriting lessons.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
OMG YES. Some of my happiest memories have been food.
TNP has a dog.
Yes! I have a 13-year-old cocker spaniel. She's still pretty healthy, but very lazy. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
TNP has been in a mansion before.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Everything's gonna happy!
My grandparents have a seven bedroom lake house.
TNP has done an engine rebuild.
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
Schrodinger's Human
Unfortunately, no.
TNP loves industrial metal.
Everything that lives is designed to end.
Nope.
TNP finds Sayaka-chan cute.
Don't step on the flowers.
Uh, NO! I love writing original stories and articles about things I like. However, I DESPISE persuasive essays and "explain the metaphor"-type assignments. They are dumb.
TNP has written a story before.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
see you, space cowboy.
Writing one right now, but it kinda depends on my capability with drawing, so it's gonna wait a long time.
... I also wrote some shorts before tho.
TNP has had a near-death experience before.
Long live the New Bev.
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
Close calls? Yes. Actual NDE, no. Never even been knocked out by a an injury.
TNP once gamed for the entire day.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.Nope. Even if my parents would let me do something like that, I wouldn't be able to do it for a whole day.
TNP has been to a wedding recently.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Don't step on the flowers.
I haven't been to one in YEARS. Not that I really care about such things, anyway.
TNP was beaten up in school before.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
82123
Sometimes. I'm not much of a metalhead or anything, but there are a few electronic (and related subgenre) musicians I really like that make really hard, moody stuff. HEALTH
and Gesaffelstein both come to mind.
Do you like math rock?
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
The Scarlet Witch
Not really.
TNP has a Youtube account.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
watermelon
I do, though I haven't uploaded any videos on it. :p It's just for making comments and playlists really.
TNP is active on at least one other forum.
current jam | avi
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
If reddit counts, though I'm inactive on more forums than I can count.
TNP gushed over Netflix's last 8 days worth of new releases/seasons.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
TNP needs sleep right now.
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats