I can change a bike tire into a pile of rubber and broken spokes...
TNP loves pulling Exact Words on people at every opportunity.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
my current job
Eh, I prefer dry humor.
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Also, are you aware that sounded vaguely like this?
TNP tends to not put anything more than necessary in their posts.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
TNP has suffered a Cool and Unusual Punishment before.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
Not that I know of.
The next poster wouldn't be able to survive a day without the Internet.
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
True. It tastes like, well, grass in hot water, to be honest.
TNP has a song stuck in their head
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
A few.
TNP writes fanfiction.
PAINKILLER
Well, I wrote fanfiction, but not so much anymore.
TNP has trolled someone, intentionally or not.
Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
my current job
It's not something I'm willing to talk about.
TNP can tolerate listening to weird experimental stuff.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Depends
Tnp has never done an all-nighter for non academic reasons
Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter
No, I have done so many times.
The next poster dislikes sleeping more than is necessary.
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"Just as planned."
Time is money, and sleeping takes time.
TNP thinks I'm too greedy because of that.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Not really, I thought it was an effort to be witty.
TNP has never seen me on this forum before.
Who the devil are you?
TNP can put names to this theme:
The devil you know; the devil you don't; who the devil?
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Um, no. In fact I have no idea what it means at all, apart from the connection to the famous saying...
TNP collects or used to collect something strange
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
I don't even know where on Earth that is, so I have no desire to go there.
The next poster dislikes laptops for some reason.
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
OH YES!!
Nah, not really.
TNP plays a string instrument. In technicality, pianos do count as combination percussion/string.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Tief girl with eartude
Nope, I used to play the drums, but I wasn't any good at it.
TNP plays a percussion instrument.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Braids From S286 Not Included
Not real drums, but I drum away with virtual drum kits when I'm bored.
TNP prefers contacts over glasses.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Nuh uh. I saw my brother struggle with contacts enough to know I never wanna wear 'em. Glasses all the way
TNP has someone they look up to
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
People who are 5 foot 7 or taller
TNP enjoys hot weather
Wicked Flight
Eugh, no. I HATE hot weather. I detest it.
TNP knows what it's like to be kept up at night by hot weather.
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
Yes, it is truly awful, much worse than it sounds!
The next poster likes snow.
The closest to seeing someone die was a cat. Still pretty sad to see.
TNP can change a bike tire.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.