Gallant and Goofus

Goofus makes Mockbusters.

In the MMORPG he plays, Gallant always helps his guildmates out when they need it, and always gives the loot to the person who needs it most.

Goofus is a ninja looter who steals the best drops off the boss then runs.

Gallant helps and supports his team members in FPS MMO games.

Goofus Leeroy Jenkinses all the time, hindering his groups' carefully thought out quest runs.

Gallant buys groceries when they're on sale.

Goofus only buys Groceries from the Black Market. And his Groceries usually include illegal weapons...

Gallant walks his disable'd neighbor's dog for him.

Goofus pushes his disabled neighbor over when he tries to bring in the paper.

Gallant tags his spoilers.

Goofus marks spoilers on character tropes.

Gallant looks both ways before crossing

Goofus jaywalks a lot.

Gallant is an author who never uses Writer Cop Outs.

Goofus is a plagerist and gets sued $1,000,000,000. But no one even bought the book, so now he's living in jail for 17 years.

Gallant can ride a bull for 16 seconds.

Goofus can ride a bull for 16 hours.

Gallant tells non-sexual, non-dirty tasteful jokes.

Goofus tries to be funny by yelling profanities, but fails to understand what makes ribald jokes funny.

Gallant always updates his resume.

edited 8th Sep '14 4:35:54 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Goofus is Peter Griffin.

Goofus has no job so...

Gallant makes logical WM Gs on FG x Simpson's crossover

edited 8th Sep '14 4:37:50 PM by KingKix

Goofus desperately tries to fit MLP into the Simpsons to justify his erotic fanfiction.

Gallant helps old ladies cross the street.

Goofus gets bored and leaves halfway through assisting the elderly across the street.

Gallant is the very model of a Modern Major General.

edited 8th Sep '14 9:58:29 PM by lewattoo

Goofus is a cross between General Failure and General Ripper.

Gallant treats his subordinates with care and respect.

Goofus personally oversees slave-labor construction work in Dubai.

Gallant helps Goofus with his homework without giving away answers.

Goofus already stole the answers fron the teacher's desk.

Gallant has a steady schedule he likes to keep.

Goofus loudly brags after every kill on FP Ss

Gallant promotes healthy habits amongst the elderly

Goofus is The angel of Death to the elderly.

Gallant gives away his old clothes during the Winter holidays.

Goofus gives away Gallant's new clothes during the winter holidays.

Gallant always stops at red lights.

Goofus always tries to beat the red lights.

Gallant does not download unnecessary programs and addons onto his computer as they may be viruses.

Goofus uses your computer when you lend it to him to watch porn and leaves the tabs open near your grandparents.

Gallant composes love ballads.

Goofus makes inappropriate music videos for Gallant's love ballads.

Gallant respects artists even though he doesn't necessarily like their music (this doesn't mean that he respects bad behaviour).

Goofus goes on trolling and defamation campaigns against Gallant's favorite artists

Gallant only tells jokes when it is appropriate.

Goofus tells jokes at the most inappropriate times, such as jokes about Robin Williams' death.

Gallant knows when to stop playing on the computer/console and rest his eyes.

Goofus makes addictive games that can't be paused and force the players to play for hours at a time.

Gallant's games have well-rounded difficulty curves.

edited 10th Sep '14 11:17:43 AM by MathsAngelicVersion