Weird dreams

First weird dream last night was about a restaurant where people were eating clothes and plushies instead of food. My dad and a couple other people and I had gone in because we wanted to try something new and we assumed there would be food. Anyway my dad and the other people ordered their "meals" (my dad was eating a pair of jeans, one of the others had an evening dress, and I forgot the third thing). I was near tears because I thought the clothes were too nice to eat, so I decided I'd have a plushie... then all they had were Pokemon plushies and I didn't want to eat those either. And then my dad was trying to stick me with the bill (which was around $100 and would've been a really good buy if we'd taken the clothes home instead of eating them, which is what I'd planned to do with the uneaten Eevee plushie staring at me from my plate. Then my dad said he'd chip in $20 which I thought ok, at least he's getting the tip. And then he pulled out an 80% off coupon. So I covered the rest of the tip, figuring it was an ok price for keeping the plush, got a doggie bag for the plushie, and told them I was going to go over to Red Robin because I hadn't gotten to eat anything there and wanted some actual food.

Second weird dream didn't have as many details I can remember, but it was about Medusa being on Dancing With the Stars.

Third one, I was in the Wizarding world and knew Harry Potter somehow; this was post-epilogue and I think I knew him through Ginny or I'd babysat their kids or something. Anyway he was in St. Mungo's hospital because he'd been injured in some sort of magic duel, and I wanted to bring him flowers. But they didn't have any good ones at the florist I visited so I just kinda... magically grew some chrysanthemums that had red-and-gold petals and brought him those, then we ended up having a really lovely long chat about Quidditch.

Once in a while, I keep having dreams of being back in one of my old homes that's over 1000 miles away from where I live, despite almost never thinking about it and not living there for over 8 years. But this one, here, I'll describe.

So in this take, what I actually remember is that I was in the basement, which had a TV, and I was watching Doctor Who on it. One of the episodes was an actual episode, but another episode I was watching, it involved the Tenth Doctor, and for some reason, both Rose and Martha travelling with him. The first episode I mentioned seemed to be watched on YouTube, which had an odd layout and a screwed up like/dislike bar. While blue represents likes and white/gray represents dislikes, there were gray lines in the blue bar and blue lines in the gray bar, but I was able to see more dislikes on the video than likes.

...Wow.

I dreamed I was helping the characters of Pikmin (Olimar, Louie, the President, Alph, Brittany and Charlie) look for chocolate in a plaza not too far away from my house. Several early-age children were helping us as well. The southern side of the plaza looked like a sandy desert with some cacti and the slides being filled with thorny branches. The northern side, extending to the (then-uninhabited) houses and the road between them and the stadium where I used to walk within, was an autumn grove with sunflowers and crimson roses.

It's been long since I last played a Pikmin game so I can't explain why I had it (except maybe for the chocolate part, since I really miss eating it).

I was online trying to type up descriptions of all the cats my family and I had owned through my life, but the Internet kept going down. And at one point I'd accidentally clicked on some link that ended up leading to a really sexist website, and the owner of the site kept messaging me lewd things because he'd seen that I was on his site and assumed I liked what I saw, so I'm still trying to describe cats AND tell this guy to fuck off or I'd report him to someone, and my computer's messing up the whole time.

Definitely more plausible than a lot of my dreams.

edited 3rd Aug '15 8:47:03 AM by Ozbourne

Is it within the realm of a sane person to dream that you have in your hands a non-round, differently shaped compact disc? That's what I dreamed last night, and the disc in question had the shape of a pear. Apparently, it was included within the game box of Super Smash Bros. for Wii U (my brother brought me that game as well as Splatoon). Since all of the stereo equipments we had supported round-only discs, my cousin told me that he knew about a [pirated] music shop in the city next to ours that had some stereo products that supported nonstandard discs, so we departed at 5 pm and reached the destination half an hour later. The sky was cloudy and the whole city was fairly cold, as if it was going to rain.

When we arrived, we were invited to walk briefly to a church not too far from there; we thought it wouldn't take too long so we went there. To our surprise, in the church the one giving the sermon was none other than Mother Angelica (yes, the nun from EWTN)! And on her right there was a coffin, but I never got to know who had died. I woke up after we left the church upon the conclusion of the mass.

So I was this old fat guy who lived in a big house, and was apparently married. One day I found some poker chip that basically gave me an unlimited amount of spending money. So I went to the mall and bought some sort of superhero outfit? And then I beat up this other guy who was also dressed as a superhero in the library, but no one arrested me even though one guy saw me. Then I made a public spectacle in the middle of th mall, with the crowd's support no less, of turning the guy into a statue.

By this point I think I was going mad with power . I had already declared my intent to cheat on my wife. Then apperently I found some superhero/villain fighting ring literally under the mall. I entered it and I beat up and severely crippled this mole themed villain.

Somehow i manage to make them thank me for doing that, and then they told me about 'the godfather'. The dream ended when I found the godfather and we started just hanging out

My weirdest dream that wasn't an outright nightmare was one where I was a girl.

No, that wasn't the weird part.

In the dream, there was a rich guy who got married to this other girl without his parents' permission, who would disown him if they learned, so, for some reason, he introduced me to his parents as his wife. I immediately got attracted to his younger brother, who also returned my feelings, but we couldn't act on it because I was still pretending to be his sister-in-law.

At the same point, Darth Vader (yes, Darth Vader), who was running the family's company, made this elaborate plan to get the family's fortune, and we had to stop the plan somehow. For some reason, the ruse of being married was still important as we did that.

At the end, Darth Vader was defeated, the family accepted the older brother's real wife, and I could start a relationship with the younger brother. The dream ended with us two riding bicycles under the moonlight at a beach, and running into my new brother-in-law.

Also, I was a super pretty girl.

A small one last night. I was walking around in school on washday (non-uniform day), then I wondered why my legs felt sticky. Turns out they were in the same pants hole!

I dreamed that one of the dealers at the antiques mall had told my dad about a woman from church who wanted to rent a booth, and they were going to go get dinner and discuss it, Apparently I wouldn't be able to go out to this dinner since either it was an earlier meal on my dad's day off and I would be working, or I had plans with a friend after work when they were going or something. OK, all somewhat plausible so far.

Anyway then my dad was worried that people would think he was on a date with this woman, and my mom's ghost shows up when my dad and I are out eating dinner and she's telling him it's ok even if he wanted to date the woman, he had her blessing. So Dad and I were there talking with Ghost Mom and everyone else in the restaurant thought Dad and I were just talking to one another. Then I said I was going to do an impression, so I whispered "I see dead people" at Ghost Mom and she started laughing.

I was residing in a building in a desert...with a giant desert worm reminiscent to that from Spongebob Squarepants. I kept looking out the window to see the worm pop out of the sand and find myself freaking out once in a bit. Also, I found out that the next day was supposed to be a college class, and I was far away from college at that time. I was panicking, hoping to get there on time. At one point I got out of the building and was in a fenced area jumping on rocks...avoiding the giant worm.

The next day (same dream) I forgot about college and during that night, I decided to explore the building...with some people. I tried peeking into a door with a dark chamber beyond...and the eyes of a monster from Five Nights at Freddy's flashed at me. I gasped and ran away, only to have the monster pursue me. I was running around the building, though I entered the fenced area and got on a playground to try to fend off the monster. Later on when I was back inside, someone told me to be careful next time.

The next day (again, same dream), I was running away from yet another monster, going up stairs and trying to find rooms to be safe in. I eventually ran into a bakery that had people doing normal things there, and I found myself safe there.

So I was at a family reunion, we wanted to use the house from The Simpsons but apparently that was copyrighted, so my brain made up that Soul Eater had a flipped copy-paste of it with one half painted purple and the roof missing, and that wasn't copyrighted so we used it. Why we had to use a fictional house is beyond me. Anyway, I set up a blue pen (not the writing implement) full of sheep, pigs and dogs for some reason. I forgot what happened there for a while, but when I came back a dog was making out with a lamb. I went to tell Dad but he already knew. Also, in this dream, building worked like it does in The Sims 3.

edited 6th Aug '15 2:11:59 PM by SmartGirl333

Basically I was watching my subconscious's best guess at the new Dragonball Z movie. All in the same art style, which is a new one for my dreams being mostly realistic.

Nothing amazing, all pretty formulaic. Except that Earth had some sort of academy for fighters and there were like a thousand kid fighters flying off to fight Frieza's army.

The weirdest bit was that during the middle of Gohan vs Frieza the dream stopped being an animation and was replaced with a tumblr gif + reblog comment chain. To clarify, just one short clip of Gohan landing some airborn spin kick, with a dozen or so comments underneath.

But yeah, apparently I can dream in anime and tumblr.

These actually exist. I knew about it because I'd heard about The Flaming Lips' star-shaped "This Here Giraffe" single ^note Presumably, a giraffe-shaped cd wasn't feasible. Also, this now almost seems quaint compared to packaging an EP on a USB disc inside a gummy fetus, which is something the same artist did later on, which the article mentions.

edited 7th Aug '15 10:21:20 PM by MikeK

@pokerchip superhero fighting ring dream: Now that... sounds like a profitable anime.

@genderflipped (?) rich family Darth vader dream: UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST!

OK but does anyone notice that my brain thinks Soul Eater has a flipped copy/paste of The Simpsons' house?

I agree.

So one time, I dreamed that my mother, sister, and I were just driving around when suddenly Illya Kuryakin (yes, the blond man from my avatar) just shows up, gets in the car, and drives it away. Maybe because he was on a solo mission and is being chased by THRUSH agents.

I decided, with requested permission/consent of course, to tag along with Illya. It was the BEST. And I was very much excited! I can hardly remember much but we were hiding in some places and I kept calling out his name.

And here's something the female U.N.C.L.E. fans should always do when they dream of Illya; I kissed him. Ohhh yeah.

@Smartgirl: The drugs kicked in at that point.

All of them.

Two from last night.

First one, I'd had to go into the hospital because I almost died from this blood clot thing that was in my arm; I didn't know it was there and had been exercising by lifting weights over my head. And they kept me in long enough to stick IVs in my arms, flush the clot out, and feed me some Jello. I was preparing to try to sleep and they told me I could go home but I couldn't ever lift that arm over my head again and I was sad because I wanted to do the dance for "YMCA".

Second one, I was taking a bath and my hair was falling out in clumps. So I popped my head off and put a new one on, like they were LEGO heads, and proceeded to pull the rest of the clumps of hair off my old head, deciding I'd get a wig for it later, and hoping no one would notice that the hair on my new head was a different style.

Last night, I had a dream. A dream…that I was Batman. And I looked like this.◊

Just starting out, I more-or-less recreated the awesome “You have eaten well” scene from Batman Year One, except I hid my escape with a smoke pellet instead of putting out a candle.

And the mobsters started shooting at me. But luckily,I had that dark grey body armor (which actually did a decent job of hiding my flab) which was made of…something. However, it wasn’t enough, and I realized that khakis aren’t suitable superhero pants. And that I needed a bigger cape, since mine wouldn’t wrap around me.

…so I went to a thrift shop.

Well, then.

Here's a dream from a few days ago.
I was a dark-haired girl, maybe 11-12 years old, and I was on a train. The train looked like a steam engine and seemed to be going through a metal tunnel. There were also quite a few other people on board. I was apparently called 9, and everyone else had a number as well (I remember speaking to someone call 22).

I apparently had some sort of aura that kept people from noticing me and what I was doing unless I directly interacted with them (I figured this out on my own), which I started exploiting to get myself and everyone else off the train.

See, we had been on the train for days, though it was impossible to tell exactly how long because time distorted inside. That, and our general needs never seemed to change, like we were in some kind of stasis.

I used my weird voidy aura to sneak up to the front car (don't know what it's called) and started fiddling with things trying to find a way to stop it. Eventually I did and the train came to a stop in some kind of sunny plaza (?), and things finally started moving normally. I also lost my weird void aura once we got out. I found out we had been in stasis on the train for 10 days(!). Anyway I buddied up with someone else (woman called 20) and we started exploring the plaza a bit.

While in the plaza I watched some sort of short movie projected on a stone wall (??) that revealed that everyone on the train had some kind of superpower, which is why we were there. I could generate huge currents of electricity from my hands. I was about to ask 20 what her power was but I woke up.

edited 10th Aug '15 11:35:26 AM by RiverWhiteWolf

Well, I had a dream about Tom Cruise aiming a sniper rifle at someone in my city that was computer-enhanced. The trick is, I was able to move around that city and aside from things like mass transit vehicles and a few places, it was VERY different.

i keep having dreams right before i wake up that all end with me hearing silent scream....because it's currently set as my wake up alarm.

my only regret is that i can't remember the dreams, just that my alarm shows up in my dreams.

Last night: The dream seemed to have a framing device of some sort which was me watching random videos on You Tube. I watched (and took part in) several videos, but I can only remember two:

• I began watching Robot Chicken sketches, though I can only remember one about The Fairly Oddparents (that, and that they were a lot cleaner than what would usually happen on Robot Chicken, at least, there was less swearing and risqué content). I can't remember the exact dialogue, but in it, Timmy tried to one-up Vicky and wound up accidentally killing her. Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda had a huge falling out over it and it ended with them turning Timmy into Vicky's own ghost. Timmy got P'd and lopped Cosmo and Wanda's heads off. (Being fairies, they lived, and Cosmo cracked a joke about their headless state before Wanda yelled: "Shut the hell up, you moron...!")

• After that, I switched over to Mystery Science Theater 3000, and this time, I took part in it. I was Gypsy and Cambot and I watched as Mike and the bots came in wearing skin-tight gold glittery jumpsuits. I asked them what in the world were they wearing. Crow told me they were suits made from used condoms. (What the crap?!) Mike, Crow, and Tom Servo began singing the Bohemian Rhapsody barbershop quartet style before the scene abruptly cut to Crow pushing Mike around in a baby carriage while Mike acted like a baby. I was getting majorly disturbed and woke myself up.

I just can't even.

Has Robot Chicken even done a Fairly Oddparents skit in real life?

I was at a new school, my best friend was there, and there were giant murals of the suits of cards at each corner of the school. My dad (who didn't look like my real-life dad) took me to a giant off-white tube slide in a huge stadium which it was apparently some sort of hazing ceremony to slide down then climb back up (mirroring a popular pastime in a nearby park) and there were orange scratches all over the top segment, I was scared to try it but dad did, he climbed with no problem to the top segment but had trouble there. I tried to help him but eventually gave up.