Okay... here's another dream... once again, I'm giving a couple head's ups here... namely the fact it's pony related, and that it may show signs of shed.mov. Also of note is that it's long, and finally, time skips are abundant.
It all started out while I was trekking about Equestria, escorted by Fluttershy and that eventually we stumbled across the shed. I wonder what it's for, but she goes trying to dissuade me. After one dissuasion later, I went back out of absolute curiosity, and opened up to see the horror. Just then, a voice came by and needless to say, I knew things were going to be ugly, as I looked back and saw a more deranged Fluttershy. Cue me getting put to an operating table with two swinging pendulum axes, and losing the limbs aside from the head, her mentioning of a screaming chair (Yay, Shout-Out
). I lost consciousness from the immense pain, but regained it, only to see more torture was soon to follow, until the police arrived just in time. Unfortunately, I was left in the shed, with no aid whatsoever.
Then I woke up in a Catapult Nightmare
fashion, and then my mind wound up realizing it's a Dream Within a Dream
. Cue (of all the individuals) Fluttershy checking up on me. Given the horrid nightmare, I made possibly a mad move and ran for it, quickly bolting for the farm. Within some cover and within about 10 minutes, I knew that one thing was for sure, that I'm in for probable wrangling as I crunched at the apple in hand, watching as Applejack and Fluttershy (Owner and visitor respectively) hit an agreement 20 minutes in on my recon. At that, I quickly fled to Pinkie Pie's place, only to realize I got caught in a surprise party after the 10 minute trip. As I managed to get in, I helped myself to a couple treats, hoping to tune my memory out, only to see the return of Fluttershy and Applejack. In yet another bout of panic, I fled towards the tub and dove in, using Gummy the toothless alligator as a rebreather when needed (Don't ask how it works... cartoon logic is my answer to this one). Eventually, I felt something heavy land upon me, and let's just say an underwater "Augh!" was uttered as I resurfaced for air, once again to see what caused me to surface, and needless to say, I fled with a panicked whooping.
Some time after the party, I stumbled across Rarity, who wanted to talk of fashion. I agreed to talk near her boutique, and she mentioned how my mane was a horrible mess and that I should go in and take it easy while she fixes that up. About ten minutes of manetenance (Yes, that was an Incredibly Lame Pun
), I heard a voice, and knew things were going to go wrong and I quickly fled toward yet another part of Ponyville. At that, I saw a little shadow hover over, and needless to say, I was quickly tackled by Rainbow Dash, who was constantly trying to pin me down. She was mentioning how Fluttershy was distraught about my panic attacks, and how I kept rebutting that she'll make me a screaming chair, until I saw Fluttershy heading over again. Once again, panic had arisen, and the adrenaline had helped me escape confrontation again as I fled once more to the farm.
As I wheezed within the orchard, I heard a distant "Yee haw!" and my ears immediately flattened to the skull of mine as I was shortly lassoed in short order and needless to say, my recon proved true as Applejack mentioned "What in tarnation are you doing running away from Fluttershy?" I frantically replied how she'd lop my limbs and make a screaming chair out of me, and cue Fluttershy, not a second later inbound, and after a few feeble attempts to break the rope bonds, I opted to roll away (No points for this Shout-Out
). As for where I rolled, it ultimately wound up at a tree house within Ponyville, but not without several pinball bounces and apples hitting me.
Upon crashing into the treehouse's door, it was promptly opened to reveal that Twilight Sparkle took residence, and needless to say, she had a smile, mentioning if Applejack wrangled me good. I wound up trying to facehoof in vain, and requested a hoof in the manner. She simply shook her head as I hopped in to the best of my capacity. I went to discuss my story to Twilight Sparkle, and needless to say, she didn't take it well by the end, and of course, I was removed of ropes, only to be held down by magic shackles. Cue the rest of the mane six (Fluttershy included) to come in and see me freak out, begging for mercy and to not become a screaming chair. Despite all of that, I was on my own, and upon one last feeble struggle to break the shackles, I collapsed in exhaustion, and was effectively unconscious again.
When I came to after about 2 hours of being exhausted, I noticed myself within a different tree house, much closer to the Everfree Forest, and already, Oh Crap!
was in my mind, but in a shocking subversion, Fluttershy didn't go making me into the screaming chair. However, as I looked down, I saw yet another, beginning to wonder what happened. Needless to say though, the alternate Fluttershy readied a chainsaw and showed a most cruel grin. Cue a combined panic attack from the two relatively sane ponies quickly darted by, fleeing for the town.
(Dream ends here... Good gravy, was that a wild dream.)
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