Weird dreams

I had a rather fun dream about three orphans (who looked like Nate, Rosa, and Hugh) traveling around learning how to do magic while running from... something or other. And apparently not-Nate's mom was not dead and also a villain.

I was in some sort of permanent carnival. I went into this tiny stall and an asian lady instructed me to go through the opposite door. I did, and I came across football equipment I recognized from my younger days (despite the fact this equipment does not exist) - painted pink, hanging from the sky, with the dark blue painted as a pastel pink and the words "thai gay pride" written on the side.

Later on, there were some actors from a (fictional) new adaption of Star Trek. They were talking about stuff, and they started taking questions from the audience. They answered someone they identified as Andrew Hussie - who, for whatever reason in this dream - was a creepy, veiny childlike creature with a puppet. They babbled some incoherent nonsense and one of the Star Trek guys got all "Sheldon" on him and basically made a "retard" joke. The other Star Trek guy leap-frogged onto the other guy and knocked him down into the crowd facefirst with his groin. Then he picked the guy up and told him to run, yelling "HOMESTUCK FANS! WATCH OUT FOR THE HOMESTUCK FANS!"

Yeah, I don't know either. I wasn't in a hating mood whenI went to bed, so this was, for once, a nasty surprise.

In my dream a few weeks ago I saved Young Tom Hanks, Mazes And Monsters era, after he was hit by a car. I dragged him to a hospital and saved his life. At no point was anything Mazes And Monsters related mentioned, so I assume that this dream took place back in time because there wasn't any internet or cell phones, and the pay phones looked like they were in an American city like New York or Chicago in the late 1970s.

As far as weird dreams I can't figure out why I had them, this is up there with the no-longer-recurring dream I had five years in a row annually where I had to escape Jurassic Park alive.

The mom's of Ben and Gwen from Ben Ten had the powers of the other Tennyson and Gwen's mom was better with the watch then Ben. And they saved a bunch on green lanterns trapped in the Nul void.

I was staying at an hotel in the chinese district of a greek city and there I met my cousin with a childhood friend of mine, whom, in real life, I haven't seen in eleven or twelve years.

After that I rented a bike and I drove until I reached a forest. The road, now unpaved, went on inside the forest, in which a big mansion was located. This palace was abandoned, but was still beautiful, even if the windows were all broken and the furniture on the inside was covered in dust and spider webs.

I don't know why, but I was sure that this mansion was german, even if I don't know anything about german architecture; the house itself was built, I think, in the 18th century, but on the inside it looked like it was inhabited until the 1920's.

When I left this place I found myself on top of a big canyon in a desert similar to the Mojave Desert, but, somehow, I managed to go back to the hotel with my bike.

I met again my friend who asked me to bring her to the mansion, and so I did: the next day we walked through the desert until we reached the bottom of the canyon. We climbed the canyon and on top of it we found the house, but it had a giant garden in which lived a metal horse (a real, living horse completely covered in metal).

Beyond the garden there were four giant statues of some men, but they were so old and ruined that you couldn't even tell that they were human.

When my friend tried to touch the horse, this started to rust and died, she then touched the iron door of the mansion which suffered the same fate; scared of what was happening she accidentally fell down the canyon.

After this I was in the lobby of an hospital, talking to a guy who (I don't know if was joking or was serious) claimed to be God. He said: "That place wasn't meant for you" and started to chase me and another girl who was in the hospital.

We ran until we reached a beach and suddenly He changed into something similar to a Shoggoth: a massive lump of flesh with several eyes and mouths with sharp teeth. I tried to fight it, and at this moment my point of view shifted from me to the girl, who was looking in a big vocabulary the word "death", which had as definition: " Loading... If it has flesh it is edible... Loading".

I immediately tought of eating the monster, and so we started to bite and rip apart the creature... But then the dream ended, so I guess it killed us both.

Two weird dreams:

Yesterday I had a dream about the US Green party candidate Jill Stein hunting down and killing some mutant killer using it's own arm as a weapon( it had a blade on the end).

And Last Night my dream as about trying to kill a giant centipede except instead of being giant as in long is was giant as in being wide, and failing too while in my bathroom.

Early this morning I had a nightmare. I don't remember what it was about, but part way through I half-woke up (I was still dreaming, but wasn't completely asleep) and felt unusually terrified. I guess it's appropriate considering what day it is.

I had one a month or so ago. I'd spaced out one afternoon after my morning classes and my dream took place in this square arena with some kind of rigid net made of rainbow colored light that looked like some kind of computer art. The net extended from a ledge on my side of the arena upward to a ledge extending about five or six feet from the opposite wall. The arena walls were a slightly bluish shade of purple and stood an even height around the arena. I was in a boss battle against this hooded figure with glowing eyes and ridiculously thin limbs. What I wanted to do was explore, so I went to the upper ledge and jumped on top of the wall. The sky was obscured by a weird, swirling purple-ish pink fog and the view downward was blocked by a similarly-colored haze. I flew in the direction of what appeared to be perfectly ordinary sunlight and columns of various thicknesses began jutting out toward me from various directions off the the sides and from below. These columns were colored similarly to the fog, though not close enough to be indistinguishable. I jumped to and climbed onto each one in succession until I could see some mountains in the distance that were in the shadow of some considerably thicker fog. I then looked behind me and noticed with some minor annoyance that the boss was following me. Then I woke up and had to go to my evening class.

edited 31st Oct '12 10:13:14 PM by Ghostninja109

I went to bed around four last night and woke up around eight. Since I actually remembered the dream I had, I wrote it down and then went back to sleep.

It started with me murdering someone. I have no idea who it was, why I murdered them, or how I killed them. I might have gotten in a fight with them because I had a scratch or a stab wound from a knife in my back?

I fled from the police by going into a Walmart. A really huge Walmart the size of a city block or so. I almost got caught by one of my old work managers. I know it was him because I recognized his voice from the announcements he'd do at the store.

I got to the middle section which was some food court, and then it turned into a giant arena. There were bleachers everywhere with a class of house elves being taught about the second wizarding war and the fall of Voldemort.

And then I woke up.

Something started happening two days ago. I couldn't tell my dreams were dreams until I woke up.

Scared me like all of hell.

Isn't that kinda normal?

I don't think so? I mean I haven't really read anything specifically stating as such, but if that wasn't the case why are certain tropes pertaining to dreams such as they are?

edited 1st Nov '12 4:38:05 PM by InfalliableLiar

So last night I had a dream about the Pokemon anime. There was a new episode out and I was avoiding spoilers for some reason (I really have no idea why I would do that, ha ha). Anyway, in the episode Trip lost yet another tournament and it made him decide he sucked as a trainer and that Serperior didn't deserve to have to put up with him, so he either let Serperior go or gave it to Ash. And Serperior was very unhappy about this.

Of course, this makes no sense since Trip just won a tournament a month ago, so yeah.

lol @ Serperior being sad about going to Ash.

Uh, no, it was sad that Trip left it. :/

I'm only kidding~

I dreamed that I was on a Dating Game-type TV show. These guys had to answer a question right to date me, but this lesbian twin kept getting the answers right. I kept trying to stop her from winning a date with me.

Most of my dream last night was pretty standard randomness that I won't bore you trying to recall, but one bit really sticks out.

It was one of those standard 'you are naked in a public place and everybody is laughing at you' dreams. Except, I then realised - "Hey, naked in public... this is a dream thing! I must be dreaming!". I spent a while trying to wake myself up but it didn't work, so I decided it was real after all. "It doesn't feel like a dream," I told myself. "I think I would be able to tell if I were dreaming."

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edited 16th Nov '12 5:03:21 PM by lordGacek

So this morning I woke up from a dream where my bum was being molested by Shania Twain who was drooling like Homer Simpson reaching for the Gummi Venus De Milo. And she was on rollerblades chasing my arse down for the fondling. She was wearing a cowboy/girl hat and had a gleam of country western lust in her eyes.

A long while ago, I had a dream that I couldn't tell was real or a dream. But I liked it, too, as it was sweet and romantic. :)

Here's what happened. On that night, I felt very cold even though I was nicely bundled up. After a while was when I didn't know if I was dreaming or not. I felt something soft and smooth on my cheek. I opened my eyes, and saw Rushuna Tendo standing over me, with a sweet smile on her face. She was wearing a beautiful nightgown and a pair of opera gloves, all three of which were made of soft silver silk, as well as a pair of silver high heels. She gave me a few words of comfort, then stepped out of her heels and slid into my bed, and then...(he blushes as he describes it)...she put my face in her bosom, as she is known to do on the show. as well as wrapping her silver arms around me. I began to warm up, and cheer up, and I started to fall asleep again, and Rushuna gave me a few soft kisses before she fell asleep as well. Whether it was real or imagined, I certainly felt a lot better when I woke up the next morning. :)

I had a really cool dream a while ago.

I was going to my new job, and was inside a multi-floor building looking for it. I can't remember exactly what job, but I think it was related to games. I was also wearing a suit and looking badass. Shortly after I found an elevator, and on the outside of the elevator was an awning. So I decided to sit inside of this as I took the elevator down (dreamlogic made this move through the floors with no problems) and then I arrived right in front of where the job was, sitting there and looking badass, greeting the people outside with a casual "sup guys". And among the people there were Reggie Fils-Aime, and possibly Obama (can't really remember). Anyway, I walked up to Reggie (apparently we worked together at whatever this job was) and asked him some questions about a new game. We talked for a bit about games, and later the conversation switched to laughing about the stupidity of fanboys and the dumb arguments they made. It was a cool dream, where apparently we were good enough friends to just talk and joke around. (Though I didn't actually do any work during the dream...)

edited 5th Nov '12 2:31:00 AM by Zanreo

Well, I've finally got some dream I can actually discuss, though you guys might hate me, given the subject of the dream.

It took place within the My Little Pony universe (yes, I've been made a stallion before you ask.), within the forest, but one thing was odd about what was with me. I had a cursed necklace, with chains of iron and an onyx as the gemstone. No matter how much I tried to take it off, it would manage to find itself back upon my neck (I know... curses don't always work like that). I wondered to myself why it would not go off. Then came a new moon, and the curse took full bloom. To say the least, I found myself as a revenant stallion, and then, the onyx spoke to my dream familiar.

"You, who is wearing this cursed pendant, hear my words wisely!" The pendant advised, showing a slight light. "Though this pendant is cursed and is incapable of being disposed of normally, I shall tell you the terms of the pendant, young stallion. The pendant will only be removed when you make true friendship in the current form you are in right now, and will retain your normal form when the new moon does not look upon you. However, if your attempts should fail, whether it's by your own hoof or theirs, this pendant will go tighter."

"Can't I just live like a normal stallion and be rid of this pendant?" I inquired.

"Afraid not." The pendant answered grimly. "I would like to be your friend, but that would not be sporting of me to break the curse."

At that point, I wasn't pleased. "What? You mean to say you won't break a curse to keep me from suffering the logical conclusion of the curse?" At that point in my outburst, I suffered a bit of a throttling by the pendant. I could continue on, but it'd drag on too long.

Last night I had a dream. Strangest that I've ever seen, and you were there and you were telling everybody not to worry, just let it be.

Lately my dreams are all nightmares...

God, I regret watching that cornea transplantation video.

edited 5th Nov '12 8:01:49 AM by LimitRemoval