Gain karma for killing Powder Gangers —> Gain karma for killing Power Rangers
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!""townswoman" —> "transwoman"
Stupid doomed timeline...Would You Hug The Above Avatar? - Would You Dig The Above Avatar?
"Above avatar is your Mother/Father" —> "Above avatar is a Motherfucker"
Stupid doomed timeline...
YOU ARE A HERO —> YOU ARE A NERD
To be fair, that font was a little ambiguous with H's and N's, and with O's and D's.
I read "Orphean Rescue" as "Orphan Rescue".
In my defense there is like a single letter difference, but the meanings are probably nothing similar.
"..."FWIP —> PIMP
I was half asleep.
A facebook one:
"Felons don't have to report for jury duty" —> "Felines don't have to report for jury duty".
I suppose both statements are true.
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage."What are you craving?" -> "Why are you crying?"
the sixth sense
the six cents
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!it's alright to not like certain ships —> it's alright to not like canon ships
It's alright to not like canon ships —> It's not alright to like cannon ships
...And I was thinking about actual warships with cannons on them.
Not quite a misreading, but I keep reading "Want to change my appearance a little" like there's supposed to be a question mark in there: So that rather than expressing a desire to change their own appearance, the OP is asking if we would like to change their appearance for them.
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
>seeing the word "ship"
>thinking about actual large boats
Fandom moar, n00b.
</joke>
edited 16th Aug '15 12:22:36 AM by SmartGirl333
On Bulbapedia:
Forecast + Sand Veil = Forest Veil
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"cameoed => cameltoed
That made for a really weird sentence.
i. hear. a. sound.Welcome to Beacon: Ultimate Server -> Welcome to BACON: Ultimate SERVING
Pony of the Day + Ask me a pony = Ask me a poop day
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses youWe have signs at my work saying "Please Do Not Sit On The Furniture" - I keep seeing that as "Please Do Not Sit On The Future".
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.On Click: Bad Future + Big Eater = Big, Fat Future
Makes sense.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!""Please do not sit on the future" -> Please do not SHIT on the future"
Makes sense.
recon work —> retcon work
Maybe one leads to the other.
A facebook ad for a men's wear store:
Suit Up, Boston —> Shut Up, Boston
It was an amusing contrast with the accompanying image of a smiling man in a business suit.
edited 26th Aug '15 9:14:10 PM by MikeK
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage."You're reading slash of yourself and the above avatar."
I though it was my avatar and the above avatar, and now everyone thinks I'm a drunken Irishman.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda"crickets" —> "cishets"
Too much Tumblr.
Stupid doomed timeline...
dinner time, come eat!
dinner, tom, camp meat
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!