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Alucart23 Okay, I'll try it your way for once from The Metaphorical Equivalent of Bir Tawil Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
#4876: Jul 27th 2015 at 7:40:09 PM

dinner time, come eat!

dinner, tom, camp meat

Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#4877: Jul 27th 2015 at 7:41:18 PM

Gain karma for killing Powder Gangers —> Gain karma for killing Power Rangers

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#4878: Jul 29th 2015 at 6:36:16 PM

"townswoman" —> "transwoman"

Stupid doomed timeline...
IchigoPockyChama from my new account Since: Dec, 2013
#4879: Jul 30th 2015 at 12:18:56 AM

Would You Hug The Above Avatar? - Would You Dig The Above Avatar?

Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#4880: Jul 30th 2015 at 7:04:29 AM

"Above avatar is your Mother/Father" —> "Above avatar is a Motherfucker"

[lol]

Stupid doomed timeline...
SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#4881: Jul 31st 2015 at 11:29:06 PM

YOU ARE A HERO —> YOU ARE A NERD

To be fair, that font was a little ambiguous with H's and N's, and with O's and D's.

Khantalas ... Since: Jan, 2001
...
#4882: Jul 31st 2015 at 11:32:12 PM

I read "Orphean Rescue" as "Orphan Rescue".

In my defense there is like a single letter difference, but the meanings are probably nothing similar.

"..."
SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#4883: Aug 2nd 2015 at 1:15:02 PM

FWIP —> PIMP

I was half asleep.

MikeK 3 microphones forever from in the aeroplane over the sea Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Made of Love
3 microphones forever
#4884: Aug 5th 2015 at 12:00:08 AM

A facebook one:

"Felons don't have to report for jury duty" —> "Felines don't have to report for jury duty".

I suppose both statements are true.

Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
Trivialis Since: Oct, 2011
#4885: Aug 6th 2015 at 8:11:36 AM

"What are you craving?" -> "Why are you crying?"

Alucart23 Okay, I'll try it your way for once from The Metaphorical Equivalent of Bir Tawil Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
#4886: Aug 11th 2015 at 7:14:06 PM

the sixth sense

the six cents

Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#4887: Aug 13th 2015 at 12:54:19 AM

it's alright to not like certain ships —> it's alright to not like canon ships

MikeK 3 microphones forever from in the aeroplane over the sea Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Made of Love
3 microphones forever
#4888: Aug 15th 2015 at 7:45:17 PM

[up] It's alright to not like canon ships —> It's not alright to like cannon ships

...And I was thinking about actual warships with cannons on them.

Not quite a misreading, but I keep reading "Want to change my appearance a little" like there's supposed to be a question mark in there: So that rather than expressing a desire to change their own appearance, the OP is asking if we would like to change their appearance for them.

Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#4889: Aug 16th 2015 at 12:21:48 AM

[up]
>seeing the word "ship"
>thinking about actual large boats

Fandom moar, n00b.
</joke>

edited 16th Aug '15 12:22:36 AM by SmartGirl333

TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#4890: Aug 18th 2015 at 7:04:04 AM

On Bulbapedia:

Forecast + Sand Veil = Forest Veil

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Bur Chaotic Neutral from Flyover Country Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Not war
#4891: Aug 21st 2015 at 11:27:10 PM

cameoed => cameltoed

That made for a really weird sentence.

i. hear. a. sound.
Blackie My son is a dumbass Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Abstaining
My son is a dumbass
#4892: Aug 22nd 2015 at 11:59:06 AM

Welcome to Beacon: Ultimate Server -> Welcome to BACON: Ultimate SERVING

KatanaCat Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees from the void (Spin-off Series) Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
MikeK 3 microphones forever from in the aeroplane over the sea Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Made of Love
3 microphones forever
#4894: Aug 24th 2015 at 7:38:00 PM

We have signs at my work saying "Please Do Not Sit On The Furniture" - I keep seeing that as "Please Do Not Sit On The Future".

Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#4895: Aug 25th 2015 at 7:48:24 AM

On Click: Bad Future + Big Eater = Big, Fat Future

Makes sense.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Blackie My son is a dumbass Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Abstaining
My son is a dumbass
#4896: Aug 25th 2015 at 2:01:18 PM

"Please do not sit on the future" -> Please do not SHIT on the future"

Makes sense.

SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
MikeK 3 microphones forever from in the aeroplane over the sea Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Made of Love
3 microphones forever
#4898: Aug 26th 2015 at 9:13:55 PM

[up][up] Maybe one leads to the other.

A facebook ad for a men's wear store:

Suit Up, Boston —> Shut Up, Boston

It was an amusing contrast with the accompanying image of a smiling man in a business suit.

edited 26th Aug '15 9:14:10 PM by MikeK

Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
trashconverters "Team Ken, baby" from Melbourne (Series 2) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
"Team Ken, baby"
#4899: Aug 27th 2015 at 7:16:21 PM

"You're reading slash of yourself and the above avatar."

I though it was my avatar and the above avatar, and now everyone thinks I'm a drunken Irishman.

Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#4900: Aug 28th 2015 at 5:25:16 PM

"crickets" —> "cishets"

Too much Tumblr.

Stupid doomed timeline...

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