Take his sitar away from him, then whack him upside the head with it.
5077: Saxton Hale, who's been itching for a fight all day.
Trollblade69
Pay him my blood in keys.
5078: A brick wall.
Yes, I am the guy who refused to call Magikarp Power "not worth the effort"
Use a Megaton Punch to break it.
Floor 5079: The Unstoppable Force is approaching you from behind and will pulverize you if it hits. In front of the exit door- The Immovable Object.
...eheh
Trollblade69
Go in the middle of it, the ensuing destruction of time rebuilds itself and takes you to the next room.
Floor 5080: 1982's The Thing.
Yes, I am the guy who refused to call Magikarp Power "not worth the effort"
I summon 2011's The Thing and they start a duel to death. I proceed to the next floow while they fight.
Floor 5081: It's a final exam. Of programming, engineering and physics, all in one!
edited 19th Nov '13 11:14:58 AM by Victin
Trollblade69
Grab the jetback right next to me and ignore all of it.
Floor 5082: There is no boss.
Yes, I am the guy who refused to call Magikarp Power "not worth the effort"
Trollblade69
Write him out of the story in the most contrived manner.
Floor 5084: Dennis Hopper
Yes, I am the guy who refused to call Magikarp Power "not worth the effort"
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Take away his oxygen mask.
Floor 5085: H. Jon Benjamin's voice.
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
I don't know who that is, which causes the voice to dissapear in a Puff of Logic.
5086: It's The Boss, with all his superpowers.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Throw him off the tower.
Room 5087: A shark with lasers for eyes, being ridden by a velociraptor armed with a grenade and an UZI.
The shark, not being in water, dies, and the velociraptor loots the body while I escape.
Room 5088: The Endless Tower of Boss Battles. Battle music
and pre-battle quote: "Yo dawg".
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Head inside and continue.
5089: It's the Devil, challenging you to a Rock Band duel. The song in question is "Visions"
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Beat him in the battle by using the sitar that you took from Demyx earlier.
5090: Princess Azula, who's taken every possible precaution in order to bring you down.
edited 19th Nov '13 9:34:01 PM by IchigoMontoya
Show her all those badfics/crack shipping/slash fics between her and another guy, until she dies from a heart attack. She didn't prepare for something that came from outside her universe.
5091: It's the Scorpidator- A huge scorpion mech with nearly-impenetrable armor and a tail cannon that can blast through anything!
...eheh
Run behind the scorpion and activate the trapdoor, so it falls to the previous floor.
5091: Sinestro is the boss.
edited 19th Nov '13 9:42:19 PM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Break out a Green Lantern ring and take him him down the old-fashioned way.
5093: Zaeed Massani and Kasumi Goto, who are acting as a Force and Finesse tag team.
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Call in an airstrike.
5094: You have to fight Harry Potter...from Thirty Hs.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
dork: silent assassin
Summon Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and then slip out while she distracts him.
Floor 5095: A sentient, levitating, self-firing M202 FLASH with infinite ammo and ludicrous fire rate.
edited 20th Nov '13 4:55:27 AM by ArmoredFury
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Fly Air Madeline
I distract it with a hypnotic pattern.
Floor 5096: A pit of sentient lava
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Dump water on it, turning it into obsidian. It won't be moving very well now.
5097: Both the Ender Dragon and the Wither attack you at the same time, in a 2-on-1.
...eheh
Escape, then let the Wither go after the Ender Dragon.
5098: Galactus.
edited 21st Nov '13 6:44:18 PM by IchigoMontoya
Your friendly neighborhood Cartoonist
Use his hunger for planets against him; send giant planets hurling at him, and eventually he will go down.
5099: Scrappy Doo.
Eat him.
5100: Boatmurdered
EA executives inform me that I can pay twenty dollars to have enough "ME Bucks" to skip the battle. I gladly pay and get on my merry way.
5076: It's that guy. You know the one, "Dance water, dance!"
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."