Pirate Pete
I do a nearly against-the-rules basketball move, causing him to shout "Objection!" despite the fact that I didn't break any rules. While he is busy shouting, I score and win the basketball game.
Floor 4877: The wrinkled old man from the beginning of So Far, and his extremely powerful slow, incandescent glare that forces you to retreat to the aisle of the theatre, away from him.
edited 17th Dec '12 2:51:07 PM by PiratePete
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Good thing he scared me toward the exit to the next floor...
Floor 4878: A horde of angry video game fanboys, who just found out that you gave the latest entry in their favorite video game series a scathing review! (Lowered difficulty: not Call of Duty, Battlefield, Assassin's Creed, Madden NFL, or Halo)
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Dark Master of Stairs
Distract about 95% of them with a life-sized Lara Croft cutout and run for it.
Floor 4879: Indiana Jones in his prime.
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
Dreaming out loud.
Throw a bucket of snakes at him.
Summon six swordsmen to distract him and cover my movement, then knock him out while he's reloading the revolver.
Floor 4880: A sentient storm cloud.
edited 26th Dec '12 7:13:24 AM by betterthanstrawberry
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
What's going on?
Inheritor of the Wing
Oooh, just had to pick him.
Omega or not, in body he's still Zero. So I toss some insta-death spikes at him.
Floor 4882: Maxwell
Dark Master of Stairs
Boom, Headshot!. A protracted fight would be suicide, but it takes longer to write "shield" than it does to squeeze a trigger.
Floor 4883: A zombie wielding a double-bladed flaming chainsaw.
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
I stacked a dozen of pipebombs in his path, then cut him to bits with a chainsaw while he's stunned.
Floor 4884: A Sectoid supported by two Ethereals.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
The thing with the red gold crown.
Two words. Anti-matter Grenade. I ride the blast to the next floor.
Floor 4885: The living embodiment of the word and the question.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
How in blazes did this happen? no, really.
I Summon the Living Embodiment of The Answer. their heads asplode and i go on my merry little way.
4886: You have to fight Kaiser ephes (from Super robot wars Alpha 3) and The Anti-spiral... without a Mech of your Own!
MLP Forever.(Major Note: if you're going to reply to one of my posts, be nice/kind and use humor mode for jokes. otherwise, don't reply.)
A mech? Who needs a mech? I will beat them with Fighting Spirit. Just who the hell do you think I am?
4887: Chuck Norris
Dark Master of Stairs
Walk across the room under a mirrored umbrella.
Floor 4889: a 10-foot-tall (3 meters) scale version of the Death Star.
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
Nana~ Nanana na-na na~na na Katamari Damacy!
Floor 4890: You must defeat Yami Yugi in a game of your choice. You can even go first!
edited 30th Dec '12 5:16:49 PM by Bstarman
Homes verses Moriarty, Aristotle versus MASHY-SPIKE-PLATE!
Spice
Play MTG with him.
room 4891- A ROOM OF INTERNET TROLLS!!!
best sig 2014
Inheritor of the Wing
Ignore them and don't reply as you walk through. If you do, then they win the game.
Floor 4892: A three layers of giant, regenerating spider webs, each with a fully alert giant spider sitting on it.
🏳️⚧️she/her | Vio Rhyse Alberia
all the loose ends
I build a small rocket to propell me through the holes in the webs.
Floor 4893: The Grim Reaper, who hates you.
Dark Master of Stairs
Disguise myself as a small child, in hopes that he'll be disinclined to end a life so early. This is a direct reply to the previous post, outlining a specific and thoughtful strategy for surviving a fight with the boss Eldritchseer chose to place on Floor 4894.
Floor 4894: The little-known Troper Ninja Coven, twelve of whom are hidden in the ceiling and wielding lightsabers.
edited 31st Dec '12 6:28:17 AM by EgregiousOne
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
SOPA? Lol wut? U Mad US?
I have them duel the twelve Maniwa Ningun while I sneak away to the next floor.
Floor 4895
The entire floor is made of a sticky acidic goo that is also your enemy. You must defeat it to go through, but there is no floor underneath your floor.
My standard Anime Theme song game variant rules: [Censored by ACTA]
Dark Master of Stairs
Coat my boots in a viscous buffer solution to walk across, then let fly with the baking soda.
Floor 4896: A one-eyed ogre with a club and a machine gun.
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
KAGE BUSHI NO CARDBOARD CUTOUTS! While he is distracted, his lack of depth perception making him unable to tell the real me from fake mes, sneak around him to the exit.
Floor 4897: Spend an afternoon with Tea without the word "friend" being used in any way/shape/or form.
Homes verses Moriarty, Aristotle versus MASHY-SPIKE-PLATE!
all the loose ends
Shoot her in the fucking face.
Floor 4898: THE BLUESCREEN OF DEATH
How in blazes did this happen? no, really.
Restart the Computer.
Floor 4899: You're up against Chakravartin armed with only Zengar Zonbolt's Sword and you're riding on a Arceus.
MLP Forever.(Major Note: if you're going to reply to one of my posts, be nice/kind and use humor mode for jokes. otherwise, don't reply.)
Quickly ride to stairs while he's still hiding in that spoiler.
Floor 4900: Chakravartin got out of that spoiler and is now chasing you.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Brother Antioc, Bringeth forth the Holy Hand Grenade!
Floor 4876: Defeat Phoenix Wright in court. You have no hidden evidence, and have nothing to threaten him with(i.e. Maya kidnapped)
Homes verses Moriarty, Aristotle versus MASHY-SPIKE-PLATE!