I Never

I never ate a stopwatch.

Have you?

No.

I never touched her.

Did you?

I don't remember. I was drunk.

I never reverse-engineered plans for a nuclear warhead.

Have you?

I tried once and failed.

I never wrote a song.

How 'bout you?

If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, I was drunk and the lyrics seemed really deep and awesome at the time.

I never stole the pope's hat.

You?

No, but if I had the opportunity....

I never annoyed a honey badger so much that it flew into a psychotic rage.

¿Y ustedes?

Nah. I lost ten thousand good working individuals to the honey badger. They eats yer SOUL! Yer SOUL, for pete's sake. I only escaped because I had no soul for them to eat, and I always ran away from them. The sacrifice those brave individuals ensues that I will never touch a honey badger.

I never time traveled into the future and killed the human species to get rid of Almond Ice Cream.

Did you?

edited 1st Oct '10 6:56:00 PM by AlirozTheConfused

Nope

I never fell down a bottomless pit.

How about you?

Not recently.

I never had a job.

Have you?

-sniff- No... TT_TT

I have never eaten a thousand spiders.

你呢？

No, but I feel like I've killed a thousand spiders, since I live with someone who's arachnophobic.

I've never had a concussion.

You?

Aliroz refused to answer the honey badger question. Tell us about your shameful badgery past, Aliroz! Forum ettiquite demands it!

Not recently.

I never bought anything for OVER $9,000.

あなたはいかが？

...I plead the fifth.

I never punched a nun.

Hao ah-bowt yu?

Hmm. That would be weird.

I've never twisted my head 1080 degrees counterclockwise.

But have you?

Nope. Who spins their heads three times when they can spin it 4 times?

I've never had sex with a porpoise.

Have you?

Well, not on porpoise. Ohohohoho, that was awful.

I've never tore out my own heart.

So, have you?

edited 1st Oct '10 9:26:20 PM by MidnightVelvet

No, that'd hurt.

I never crashed a jet plane.

Have you?

My lawyer says I can't talk about that.

I've never eaten one of those multicolor hamburgers that show up in the ads here.

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I have never been in a fight with a rap artist.

Have you?

No, and I feel saddened.

I have never been to an anime convention?

Et vous?

No.

I. Never. Would.

Would you?

Maybe. Depends on the situation. In that particular one, though, probably not.

I never stole forty cakes. Have you?

Nuh-uh.

I never threw a turkey into a black hole.

Have you?

Not since I was 12.

I've never danced the Macarana on a busy train from Sheffield to Nottingham.

What about you guys?

Nope. I'm more of a "vogue" sort of person anyway.

I've never shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. You?