Attack glitter: It's pretty, but it hurts!
I have some really good anti-malware programs. What's this about a virus problem?
Hard to explain and to express, forever just a work in progress (he/they)
At the heart of the world...
I have Trojans. They never saw it coming.
Shadow of Legends
I have the Lone wanderer, he/she strangles alien for probing him/her.
Crazy Awesome Personified
I have a Deathclaw. Buh-bye!
Party time!
At the heart of the world...
Hey, is that a demonic duck of some sort?
I have Howard the Duck, your evil duck is invalid.
my current job
I have the Nostalgia Critic, he tears Howard the Duck apart.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
At the heart of the world...
I have rabid Matilda fans, your Nostalgia Critic is too demoralized to continue.
edited 8th Dec '14 3:40:32 PM by BlackMageAnolis
At the heart of the world...
Tief girl with eartude
I have Roald Dahl himself; your movie is a Disowned Adaptation!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
At the heart of the world...
I have Death of the Author. Nobody cares.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
I have a franchise resurrection. Death of the Author is now invalid.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.I use Franchise Zombie, your resurrected franchise Came Back Wrong!
edited 12th Dec '14 8:03:22 PM by ironcommando
...eheh
Shadow of Legends
I Torch the Franchise and Run!
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Lovely Legilimens
I wrote a fanfic. I don't care about your work's canon.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Transcender of Gender
I have over-strict copyright laws, your fanfic is getting sued for infringement!
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
my current job
I have proof that you're being a Copyright Nazi (Copyreich?). That fanfic writer can have his fun back.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
At the heart of the world...
I have overly sensitive Holocaust survivors. They complain about calling that guy a Copyright Nazi.
edited 13th Dec '14 4:43:22 PM by BlackMageAnolis
Tief girl with eartude
I have a Neo-N- ...ow this is getting a bit dark.
Have a Nice Boat instead.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerI have anti-censorship, your Nice Boat scene is replaced with the actual ending of School Days!
...eheh
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
I have Morality Guardians, your anti-censorship is null and void.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Shadow of Legends
I have common sense, your Moral Guardians are forced to back off before the unadultered truth.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
I download viruses in your save states. Now they're corrupted, too!
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."