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Your left index finger is a 44 magnum revolver and it went off when you started reading this sentence. What damage was done?

I'm gonna need a new phone...and keyboard...and dog

Bagelzz Oh no from Underground but it’s fancy now Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Oh no
#1: Sep 2nd 2011 at 1:13:57 PM

Your left index finger is a 44 magnum revolver and it went off when you started reading this sentence. What damage was done?

I'm gonna need a new phone...and keyboard...and dog

just tryna make a change :-/
Lock Space Wizard from Germany Since: Sep, 2010
Space Wizard
#2: Sep 2nd 2011 at 1:28:56 PM

My laminate!

Programming and surgery have a lot of things in common: Don't start removing colons until you know what you're doing.
Eyedol829 HELLOTHERE from The Extra Stage Since: Aug, 2010
HELLOTHERE
#3: Sep 2nd 2011 at 1:46:23 PM

I need to replace my friend's window

I want flies in on a dragons!
stevebat Since: Nov, 2009
#4: Sep 2nd 2011 at 2:03:22 PM

Remember people zombies can only be put down by a clean shot to the head. anything else is superficial damage.

edited 2nd Sep '11 2:03:33 PM by stevebat

Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
Braincogs Since: Jul, 2009
#5: Sep 2nd 2011 at 3:24:31 PM

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My laptop was shot. My shirt is ripped, my stomach is grazed.

hotdog285 paradox delivery service from <REDACTED> Since: Feb, 2011
paradox delivery service
#6: Sep 2nd 2011 at 10:41:43 PM

keyboard ruined, laptop useless, bullet went through body, entered just below right lung, exit wound aprox 2in lower than entrance.

scratch location of entry wound, actually enters aprox one inch from middle of chest, grazes right lung and bottom right rib

edited 3rd Sep '11 1:05:06 AM by hotdog285

selling property in hell, lake-of-lava front timeshare with hitler or cheap 5th ring, only 250000 souls
MsieurLapin Since: Jun, 2010
#7: Sep 2nd 2011 at 10:45:37 PM

Probably went clean through my desk and lodged itself in my floor.

Wait a minute...

MY TRACKPAD!! D8

LiberatedLiberater 奇跡の魔女 from [DATA EXPUNGED] Since: Jun, 2011
奇跡の魔女
#8: Sep 3rd 2011 at 3:55:10 AM

My mouse is grazed. Bullet embeds itself on wall... not much.

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Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#9: Sep 3rd 2011 at 3:59:57 AM

Grazed my cheek.

There's a huge hole in my ceiling, and my monitor is ruined as there would be stuff falling through the hole caused.

Nothing major besides that.

AngryScientist Nostalgia from Russia with Love Since: Nov, 2009
Nostalgia
Ailedhoo Heroic Comedic Sociopath from an unknown location Since: Aug, 2011
#11: Sep 3rd 2011 at 5:04:04 AM

The window and plant varse is broken. Hopefully the bullet was stoped via a tree...

I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
Bagelzz Oh no from Underground but it’s fancy now Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Oh no
#12: Sep 3rd 2011 at 7:11:36 AM

Seeing as I inadvertently read this again as I entered the discussion, I'm gonna have to say that I'll need a new jaw...and a new cup of coffee T.T more worried about the coffee

edited 3rd Sep '11 7:12:29 AM by Bagelzz

just tryna make a change :-/
SantosLHalper Since: Aug, 2009
DarkConfidant Since: Aug, 2011
#14: Sep 3rd 2011 at 9:34:19 AM

I'm going to need a new set of intestines. Actually, let's just say I'm dead to save the trouble.

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#15: Sep 3rd 2011 at 9:46:24 AM

Ow, my face.

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
darkclaw Legs of Justice from Right behind you. Since: Dec, 2010
Legs of Justice
#16: Sep 3rd 2011 at 9:46:55 AM

MY LEFT THIGH! NOOOOOOOOO!!!

I totally hate my avatar. Just saying.
Lock Space Wizard from Germany Since: Sep, 2010
Space Wizard
#17: Sep 3rd 2011 at 9:50:13 AM

I was tipping the top of a pencil with my index finger. So, either I just burrowed it in the wall to my right, thanks to the powers of ballistics, or turned it into wooden shrapnel/confetti...

edited 3rd Sep '11 9:50:39 AM by Lock

Programming and surgery have a lot of things in common: Don't start removing colons until you know what you're doing.
Steventheman Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces from Wales Since: Feb, 2011
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
#18: Sep 3rd 2011 at 2:45:57 PM

My blanket and pillows...and the back of my head is grazed...

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SeveredKhan GERMAN SCIENCE! from Germany Since: May, 2009
GERMAN SCIENCE!
#19: Sep 3rd 2011 at 2:51:02 PM

OW MY FUCKING LEFT KNEE!

Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#20: Sep 3rd 2011 at 2:52:12 PM

A small hole in my wall and a rather startled me, but no real damage.

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
ShadowBender A Sadist RP-er from a world of my own. Since: Jun, 2011
A Sadist RP-er
#21: Sep 3rd 2011 at 2:56:49 PM

-Bullet through back of the throat-

GAHK!

Thud.

Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.
tennessean Since: Jan, 2001
#22: Sep 4th 2011 at 8:08:24 PM

My groin no longer exists, the swivel chair I was sitting in is damaged beyond repair, and there's a hole in the floor that cannot be covered up. Damn you, whoever did this to me!

Damn, this is a hilarious game!

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#23: Sep 4th 2011 at 8:15:48 PM

Phew, arm slightly grazed, no serious injuries. Though, at the cost of a hole in the wall...

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
C0mraid from Here and there Since: Aug, 2010
#24: Jul 21st 2012 at 3:29:04 PM

My bedroom window. That's annoying. Also just possibly my next door neighbour depending on where it lands/where he is exactly.

Am I a good man or a bad man?
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#25: Jul 21st 2012 at 3:32:26 PM

-Blows off four of toes, passes through the bed, comes out at an angle and goes through the floor-

...Ouch.

War is God.

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