Lois's grating voice was more than enough to make Mr. Boddy bleed to death out his ears.
Col. Mustard in the Hall with the little "Confidential" package that you put the three Clue cards in!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
The filidh that cam frae Skye
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Mustard simply shoved the package down his throat.
Johnny did it in the back yard with the Weird Evil Machine of Doom!
edited 11th Mar '11 7:30:54 PM by SantosLHalper
Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
Heeere's Johnny!!!
'Twas Professor Plum in the Conservatory with the Professor Plum!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Kagome, Kagome
It was a fine bout of good old fisticuffs, but the good Professor won out in the end.
It was Miss Scarlet, in the Billiards Room, with the Nineball!
edited 12th Mar '11 3:24:58 PM by Saigyouji
'twas brillig.
Scarlet grabbed the mic and beat Mr. Boddy to a bloody pulp.
Ms. Peacock in the Kitchen with the cowboy on a horse.
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She hijacked a horse from a nearby cowboy and trampled Mr. Boddy to death!
It was Wrench with the Library in the Mr. Green!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
That bastard did more than fix his engine.
Mrs. White, in the Bedroom, with the Battle Ax.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
...
Mrs. White is really Axe-Crazy right now!
Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the mustard.
edited 12th Mar '11 3:44:15 PM by AttObl
Shutdown sequence initiated.
It was so unbelievably spicy that it killed him.
Mr Green in the Hall with the Instruction Booklet!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Kagome, Kagome
I've heard of being bored to death, but this is ridiculous.
The villain was Ms. Peacock, in the Study, with page 314, paragraph 6, line 3, word 9 of the Necronomicon.
'twas brillig.
Damn, it looked like an Ktulu attack.
Mr. Plum, in the Dining Room, with the Beam Sword.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
Professor Plum actually had no idea how to make the beam come out, so he beat Mr. Boddy to death with the handle and pretended it was the Candlestick.
It was Miss Peacock in the Billiard Room with the Boddy Mansion!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Defiler of Shops
For some strange reason, the architects of the mansion placed the control panel in the Billiards room. Miss Peacock used it to have full control over the mansion, and pressed the button for robot sentries to come out and kill Mr. Boddy.
It was Professor Plum in the Professor Oak with the Professor Layton!
edited 12th Mar '11 6:30:14 PM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.
Professor Plum's shrink ray backfired, shrinking himself, Professor Layton, and Mr. Boddy. They were then accidentally swallowed by Professor Oak. In his stomach, Plum realized he could kill Mr. Boddy and no one would find him, so he used Layton as a battering ram and knocked Boddy into some stomach acid where he was digested. He then escaped with Layton.
It was Col. Mustard in the Hall with the Mr. Boddy!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
The filidh that cam frae Skye
Mustard has Psychic Powers and made Mr Boddy kill himself.
The Nostalgia Critic did it in the living room with a blank tape!
edited 12th Mar '11 7:16:57 PM by SantosLHalper
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He bashed the Chick's head in with it, since she hasn't been reviewing girly stuff lately.
Duster did it! In the kitchen with the Wall Staples!
edited 12th Mar '11 7:21:15 PM by AwesomeZombie22
Usually here.
The Mr. Boddy couldn't move!
Duster attacks!
The Mr. Boddy was defeated!
It was Miss Scarlet in the library with the Lieutenant!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Fraternizing with the enemy, I see.
Death by sex?
Mr. Boddy in the Living Room with a tape recorder that has audio from the scene in Bambi where he goes looking for his mother and calls out for her.
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Unreasonably Quirky
Well, hell, that scene's enough to send anyone into a suicidal depression.
It was Miss Scarlet! In the conservatory! With her ass!
I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money.
I can't breathe, I can't breathe!
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I am Zombie, in the Observatory, with a Candlestick. (Wow, that respawn point took a while to load. Hey, why am I a zombie?)
edited 14th Mar '11 7:46:26 AM by 1whowillmakeEnzeru
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Butt-sex went wrong.
Mrs. White in the Observatory with Lois Griffin.
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