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Tropers: Saigyouji
To right the countless wrongs of our day, we shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise. What a wonderful world such would be...

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  • Age: 19
  • Sex: Male
  • Gender: Female
  • Nationality: British (English)
  • Occupation: Walnut tree/Unemployed game designer

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"A lone moth flies out of the long forgotten folder. It is wearing a small top hat and monocle."

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Comments: You have good taste in video games, my friend -Phyi
Why, thankee sai.

With that shameless advertising in your sig, I just couldn't resist. I'll be right back with some gasoline and matches to set your page on fire. -Catfish42
It was a joke, I swear!

Too late. This page is now on fire. -Malkyrian
No, not the fire! It burns!

I'm sorry potato's and trees hate you so much. -hugs- Vyctorian

Dang it, I wanted to do that for his not having read-and/or-liked Problem Sleuth -Awe Striker
You assumed wrong, my good abjurer.

You sure have a lot of Moe in your gallery. Moe and Touhou. - Nyarly
...How many avatars did I have back when this was posted? Less than Lemurian, at any rate.

You have great taste in Video Games, and now... * Gets a BMW Lighter and sets page on fire, and nailbats the page as a Nuclear Launch is detected.* -AttObl227
No kill like overkill. Isn't that what they say?

For some reason you just seem like a friendly guy by default, not many people get that. -Knighted
DEFAULT: UNDETECTED.

Well, if you're going to use awesome words like "defenestrate", how can I not come leave a comment? -Ozbourne
Through fear of being defenestrated, I guess.

I guess someone should appoint Darx as the Head of The Ministry of Defenestration. -jcruz
But what if the inevitable result happens?! Do you hate me that much?

The faeries were here. - a faerie
Not the ones from the World of Darkness, I hope. Those are most unfriendly.

Hi there, I'm new to this place... So, yeah. Nice to make your acquaintance. - Swerve
Ah, new meat. How wonderful.

So, do you just eat a lot? Just like the name? Also: Come on in, Don't just stand there! - Cynical Communist
Now there's a question. ...Two questions. Ones without answers, in fact.

A little birdy told me that I missed this page in my rampant vandalism. After a lovely bird pie I am here to correct this error. - Phoenixor
That poor delicious bird...

Voile? You dare invade the home of myself, and Miss Patchouli? You go too far, Saigyouji Vacuum Cleaner. I-I may be just a weak librarian's assistant, but...

Such an act of blatant disregard for the honor and prestige of the Scarlet Devil Mansion... of Patchouli... shan't go unpunished. Though you may be the Ruler of Hakugyokurou herself, and though I may be just a little demon, I shall put all my heart, soul, and mind into the defense of what I love. For the sake of the Mistress... For the sake of Patchouli... Even for the sake of Flandre, Sakuya, and Meiling, and all others I hold dear, I shall fight you! I shall oppose and resist you until my very being is shattered with the effort, and not a moment sooner! So long as I exist, Voile shall not be easily won! So long as I draw breath, I will devote my physical being to the resistance of all who seek to conquer it! So long as I can think, breath, and live for Patchouli, I will do my utmost to burn a true vision of ABSOLUTE HORROR into your head, on a level you can't even imagine.

Weak though I may be, I am loyal to Patchouli unto death, and even beyond it. I am the ultimate in devotion and loyalty. I will fight... I will defend...

You'll go no further! For Patchouli's sake, for Voile... and for the SCARLET. DEVIL. MANSION... I SHALL NOT FAIL! Miss Patchouli needs me, Miss Patchouli relies on me to ensure the safety of Voile...

Voile First Line of Defense: Little Devil Koakuma

Heaven or Higan? Let's ROCK!

VOILE BUSTER!

-RenaTheArchmage

Ha...hahaha! You dare challenge me?!

Tch! Back to Hakugyokurou, is it? You dare to even imply that you can take me back to your land, when I am so deeply rooted in my paradise of books, loyalty, and knowledge?

How very wrong you are. How very... amusingly... wrong you are. For even with all your posturing, speeches, and gluttony, you fail to realize one very, very important thing. Though you may be the Queen of the Dead, comparable with that brat Tenshi, and that lecture-happy fool Sikieki, you have overlooked one amazingly important fact, a fact that Patchouli has taught me well. For after the Red-White and the Black-White invaded... Even after the Kirin nurse invaded (Though Yukari handwaved that...)... I was not defeated. In fact, I grew stronger. Do you hear me, gluttonous fool? I faced the Maiden and the Magician, and I grew stronger. And would you like to know why, Incorporeal Idiot? Simple.

THIS. IS. GENSOKYO. Actual power means NOTHING here. Only raw will, determination, and love matter in conflicts. Throw all the pathetic little magic tricks you want at me... Irritate me with all the little butterflies you can muster... I will simply shrug them off, as my love for Patchouli and the Mistress far outweigh your petty and childish gluttony. The simple fact that you believe that I am little more than a snack has already sealed your defeat.

I am youkai. I am eternal, ever-regenerating, constant, immaterial. Kill me ten thousand times, and I will come back twenty thousand times stronger. Slay me until doomsday, and I shall remain. Never will I see your garden of sin, consumption, and lies. Never will I grace your land of self-righteous grandstanding. Do you hear me, Ruler of Hakugyokurou? I am immortal. Your death has no power over me. I am not a flimsy human, I am not an ephemeral fairy. I am a rock in the river of life, along with the several thousand other youkai that walk this earth. Are you jealous, little human girl? Jealous that your one power, the power to end, destroy, devastate and ruin... That your power to "cause death"... cannot touch me? I am not alive. I exist, I live, and I breathe, but death has no power over me. I laugh at death. I spit on death. I wipe my hindquarters with the mention of death.

And I am not alone. All around me, and, as you have no doubt noticed, all around you, are innumerable beings like me. We cannot permanently die. We cannot be destroyed.

Does that make you feel weak, little human girl? Does it sadden you that your kind, and only your kind, would be so affected by something as foolish as a suicide? The only way to end my existence is to conjure up a level of energy you cannot even dream of. To me, you are a nuisance. A large nuisance, yes, but a nuisance all the same.

Patchouli was correct. You are but a joke to those of us who do not know the flimsiness of human existence. You are annoying. Leave at once.

I have better things to attend to, like Mistresses' every need, or book filing, or overseeing the fairies. Begone.

~RenaTheArchmage

<whistles> Hmmm... I do believe you need a little song around here. Oh, here it is! Ahem.
Dear Sai, a funny, witty, guy,
Loves to talk, loves to chat,
Just like us, as mad as a hat,
Smart, funny, helpful too,
She likes me, and I like her too,
I guess I consider her my friend,
<brofist> here, and <brofist> there,
Dude, you're pretty awesome, I gotta say,
Don't let anyone tell you any other way - The Songseamster.

*(drops illumination flares overhead)*

farm3.static.flickr.com/2320/1782947423_84a8f9387f.jpg -Dog Like Sparky

The faeries have decided that they like Flandre. I wish they would stop dressing me like her. - Stolen By Faeries

Hey, Saigyouji!
A great poem just for you:
... Somewhere around here. -Muramasan13

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