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HulkHogan Since: Dec, 2009
#1: Nov 25th 2009 at 12:10:30 PM

Being together is our punishment.

Bad things happen to good people because Satan is in charge.

Hell isn't in the center of the earth, it is earth.

The only way to leave hell and return to the world above is to venture deep within Chernobyl's Zone of Alienation and venture within the concrete wall surrounding the reactor and climb the nigh infinite stair case that exists within.

There's no life beyond our planet here because Satan loves to build up our hopes so he can bring them crashing down on us, FTL drive is also impossible because Satan wants us to spend thousands of millions of years searching for something that isn't there, because he is a jerk.

edited 25th Nov '09 12:11:21 PM by Hulk Hogan

Mateo Bow before your god. Since: Nov, 2009
Bow before your god.
#2: Nov 25th 2009 at 12:11:43 PM

YES! Awesome! It could have been much, much, much worse!

Apathy is death.
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#3: Nov 25th 2009 at 12:11:50 PM

Hell is other people?

(What, that's not a play, what is this i don't even)

edited 25th Nov '09 12:12:12 PM by Tzetze

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Mateo Bow before your god. Since: Nov, 2009
Bow before your god.
#4: Nov 25th 2009 at 12:14:03 PM

Wait, Hell is other people?

But if you separate someone from other people for a long time the go crazy. So your fucked either way?

Apathy is death.
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
Brickman Gentleman Adventurer! from wherever adventure takes me Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: My own grandpa
Gentleman Adventurer!
#6: Nov 25th 2009 at 11:02:03 PM

If this is hell, Satan's doing a pretty bad job, because I'm having the time of my life.

Your funny quote here! (Maybe)
melloncollie Since: Feb, 2012
#7: Nov 25th 2009 at 11:27:05 PM

Why would Satan go out of his way to make you miserable? That's Stupid Evil. A Man of Wealth and Taste wouldn't stoop that low!

Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping from you're not your Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#8: Nov 25th 2009 at 11:28:39 PM

Depends on your view of him, really.

"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
lee4hmz 486-powered rotating frosted cherry Pop-Tart from A shipwreck in the tidal Potomac (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Chocolate!
486-powered rotating frosted cherry Pop-Tart
#11: Nov 25th 2009 at 11:45:46 PM

All is strange and vague. Are we dead, or is this Ohio?

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Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping from you're not your Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#12: Nov 25th 2009 at 11:48:46 PM

I thought it was Wisconsin.

"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
#14: Nov 26th 2009 at 12:18:32 AM

I always thought it was Newark. The devil's losing his touch, if the whole world is hell.

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Mateo Bow before your god. Since: Nov, 2009
Bow before your god.
#15: Nov 26th 2009 at 12:20:45 AM

Maybe this is just a computer sim?

Apathy is death.
DarkLadyCelebrian I'm the world's greatest from Cartwheel galaxy Since: Oct, 2010
I'm the world's greatest
#16: Nov 26th 2009 at 6:13:08 AM

...THIS IS THE AWESOMEST HELL EVER!

It's waaaay better than Lightning's hell -shot-

Please don't tell me that I'm dreaming When all I ever wanted was to dream another sunset with you
scythemantis first insect politician from Oregon Since: Nov, 2009
first insect politician
#17: Nov 26th 2009 at 6:30:31 AM

Yeah you can't be right because 1) chocolate exists, 2) kittens exist, and 3) Futurama was uncancelled.

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Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#18: Nov 26th 2009 at 10:28:06 AM

...You know, that could actually explain a few things. Well, depending on whose interpretation of Hell we're going by.

Stupid doomed timeline...
Marsgreekgod Evil with an upercase V. Since: Jan, 2001
Evil with an upercase V.
#19: Nov 26th 2009 at 10:52:02 AM

I would also like to say, if this is hell, what is... not hell?

Earth but cooler? what happens to bad people that die here?

Hell 2?

That would be interesting... hell 2.

eVil!
Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#20: Nov 26th 2009 at 2:31:37 PM

This theory is now canon

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
LiordLeonus Badass Normal Dude from somewhere, wherever Since: Dec, 1969
Badass Normal Dude
#21: Nov 26th 2009 at 7:00:51 PM

when people here die, an oversized orb plays with them in the adventure game of hell.

I will not die, I will survive~Time of Dying, Three Days Grace. ======================== new RP, the mega crossover, Multiverse: Rend Apart
OuttaTheBLAM resident moonatic from your other left Since: Aug, 2009
resident moonatic
#23: Nov 30th 2009 at 9:38:59 PM

If this is hell, I'm having A Hell of a Time.

You're looking for this person.
FurikoMaru Reverse the Curse from The Arrogant Wasteland Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Leoganado Since: Apr, 2010
#25: May 7th 2010 at 4:13:57 PM

Or it could be we are all just brains in a vat, living in a virtual world created by a mad scientist and the REAL year is WAY in the future like 5000s, and we're just stuck in the virtual reality. Or maybe just you are, and we're just artificial intelligence people. Yeah way to combine Mind Screw and Paranoia Fuel isn't it?

I'm gone from this site. Takes up too much time

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