YourEternalTroper
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
from The Center of the Multiverse
Since: Oct, 2015
Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
#152: Apr 6th 2024 at 3:47:48 AM
Complete Monster or Moral Event Horizon
Grindor: He was one of the Primes. The original Cybertronians created by the Allspark.
Sideways: There were two Cybertronians called Seekers. Their job was to find new sources of Energon. They used a machine called the Harvester to collect it.
Soundwave: They found Earth's sun. Collecting Energon from the sun would destroy it. But the Fallen knew they needed that Energon.
Sideways: The other Primes foolishly refused to collect it. All because Earth contained life.
Grindor: The Fallen slaughtered them and became the first Decepticon. That sparked the war, causing the split between Decepticons and Autobots.
Sideways: There were two Cybertronians called Seekers. Their job was to find new sources of Energon. They used a machine called the Harvester to collect it.
Soundwave: They found Earth's sun. Collecting Energon from the sun would destroy it. But the Fallen knew they needed that Energon.
Sideways: The other Primes foolishly refused to collect it. All because Earth contained life.
Grindor: The Fallen slaughtered them and became the first Decepticon. That sparked the war, causing the split between Decepticons and Autobots.
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Apr 6th 2024 at 5:51:02 PM
Everything that lives is designed to end...
Wafer
The Mask Does Not Laugh
Since: Oct, 2021
Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The Mask Does Not Laugh
#153: Apr 10th 2024 at 3:10:31 PM
He said "sorry"
Sorry, but I gotta take your life!
Sorry, but I gotta take your life!
— Flyysoulja, "Top Don Dada"
Edited by Wafer on Apr 10th 2024 at 3:10:48 AM
Sourguy
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
from Powder Springs, GA
Since: Oct, 2021
Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
#154: Apr 11th 2024 at 8:13:36 PM
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Currently Reading: N/A
Wafer
The Mask Does Not Laugh
Since: Oct, 2021
Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The Mask Does Not Laugh
#156: Apr 25th 2024 at 5:12:02 PM
"What?! What the fuck is that?!"
— Joel reacting to the Game Over screen of the unlicensed Sega Genesis port of Felix the Cat, Vinesauce
bpants98
Since: Aug, 2018
#157: Apr 26th 2024 at 7:11:46 AM
"Oh, and since so much of the discussion around this movie involves its Ambiguous Ending, without spoiling anything, I'm gonna give my take on it. Yeah, I think the top falls over. I mean, think, why wouldn't it? But why did Nolan cut the scene before showing that? Is it to stir up discussion among the general populace about the ambiguity of this film's conclusion? Nah, see, I think it was because he ran out of film to make the movie because he spent it all on the special effects, so there was no more film to show the top falling over. BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A-"
—Schaffrillas Productions on Inception, "Every Christopher Nolan Movie Ranked"
Edited by bpants98 on Apr 26th 2024 at 10:14:12 AM
Wafer
The Mask Does Not Laugh
Since: Oct, 2021
Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The Mask Does Not Laugh
LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime
from Newfoundland
Since: Oct, 2022
Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
#159: May 3rd 2024 at 7:30:29 AM
Ax-Crazy / Beware the Superman
Captain Rescue: I'll Kill You!!
Scratch: Shit! (is killed by Captain Rescue)
Robotnik: Your erections are worthless, you disgusting bitch!
Captain Rescue: Thanks!
Sonic: Great erection! Fantastic erection!
Captain Rescue: [[Broken Pedestal Fuck you, Sonic. I'll kill you now!
(Sonic gets crucified. One Sunday later...)
'''Sonic''': [[UnexplainedRecovery I'M BAAAAAACK!
(he gets crucified again, this time by Robotnik)
Tails: Oh no! Sonic, are you hurt?
Sonic: Yes.
Tails: I think you hurt his feelings, Captain Rescue...
Captain Rescue: I'm sorry about that, but I have to kill you now, Tails! (kills Tails)
Captain Rescue: (screams as if masturbating)
—>— ''Robotnik Captures Smiling Friends (ft. Captain Rescue)
You've been kicked out of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. :(
Scratch: Shit! (is killed by Captain Rescue)
Robotnik: Your erections are worthless, you disgusting bitch!
Captain Rescue: Thanks!
Sonic: Great erection! Fantastic erection!
Captain Rescue: [[Broken Pedestal Fuck you, Sonic. I'll kill you now!
(Sonic gets crucified. One Sunday later...)
'''Sonic''': [[UnexplainedRecovery I'M BAAAAAACK!
(he gets crucified again, this time by Robotnik)
Tails: Oh no! Sonic, are you hurt?
Sonic: Yes.
Tails: I think you hurt his feelings, Captain Rescue...
Captain Rescue: I'm sorry about that, but I have to kill you now, Tails! (kills Tails)
Captain Rescue: (screams as if masturbating)
—>— ''Robotnik Captures Smiling Friends (ft. Captain Rescue)
Total posts: 159
God Is Inept / Jerkass Gods
Edited by Cordite-455 on Apr 6th 2024 at 8:05:45 PM
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing