SCP Experiment Logs

Result: Success. The survivors are faring marginally better, though their situation remains grim.

Test: Have SCP-035 attach itself to SCP-343's face.

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DENIED

" We don't want SCP-035 to possess the reality bender." - Dr. Mite

Test: Have Dr. Gerald operate SCP-3308

[REDACTED]

Result: Test denied for two reasons:

1. Dr. Gerald wouldn't even be able to drive SCP-3308 in the first place (the description even stated that it's locked and inoperable).
2. Why would anyone of sane mind even dare let Gerald cause death and destruction with an anomalous vehicle that tilts the ground at 45°?!

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Test: Investigate a Halloween haunted house in ████████, California... which is alleged to actually be haunted by real paranormal entities.

Bump.

Result: We went in, a dancing zombie attacked us, it seems that it is controlled by the spirit of the house, also there were many lamps everywhere. We are still investigating why.

Test: Have SCP-682, SCP-173, SCP-096, and SCP-607, reenact the whole history of The Beatles

Progress has it's stepping stones.

Result: Failure, because all of these SCPs have nonexistent musical talent. Not to mention that they tried to kill each other.

Test: Transform SCP-682 into a human (homo sapiens), while retaining his powers of immortality. This isn't a test to kill him, but merely to record what epicly hilarious reactions he would have to his new body. Bonus points if that bastard attempts suicide, but fails because he would just regenerate his injuries.

edited 26th Nov '17 3:52:14 PM by AHI-3000

Result: Test successful, but then SCP-682 took advantage of its new opposable thumbs by breaking into the weapons storage and went on a week-long killing spree thanks to its well-armed arsenal before it was subdued.

Test: Sic SCP-682 on O5.

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Result: Test proposal denied for obvious reasons. Dr. T.G.C. has been detained for interrogation about where his true loyalties lie, due to making death threats against the O5 Council. How foolish can one be?

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Test: Force Human-682 to become bonded with both SCP-607 and SCP-3042.

edited 5th Nov '17 6:41:46 PM by AHI-3000

Result: Human-682 ate SCP-607 and tried to kill itself but failed, with SCP-3042 still around to bother it. Then Human-682 had enough of SCP-3042 and tried to kill it, but failed to do so, though SCP-3042 is now terrified of Human-682.

Test: Search YouTube ,DeviantArt, and anywhere else on the Internet that you can think of for the cringiest content you could find, then show said content to SCP-2006 and tell it that's what scares people nowadays.

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Results: It took the form of [REDACTED BECAUSE JESUS.] It promptly scared everyone to death.

Test: Use SCP 420-J on the O5 Council.

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”

Results: "Y'know man, maybe we should quit our jobs, and keep smoking this shit..." -O5-3.

Test: Link a D-Class to SCP-393 and write Watch SCP-895 Security tapes @6:00 PM.

"I'm pretty sure we all know what will happen..."-Dr.[REDACTED]

edited 6th Nov '17 1:25:13 PM by chianticat10

“How long has it been? 23 days?”

Result:The D-class recalled the event and immediately went insane, going on a brief rampage before [REDACTED] subdued it.

Main Test: Create a device that will collect the nightmares of everyone at the Foundation and condense the combined nightmares into liquid form, aka literal nightmare fuel.

Side Test: If the main test is successful, use the literal nightmare fuel on the following:

Side Test Part A: A D-class via drinking it.

Side Test Part B: SCP-354 via pouring it into the red liquid.

Side Test Part C: SCP-999 via pouring it onto the SCP.

Side Test Part D: SCP-682 via drinking it.

Side Test Part E: SCP-076-2 via drinking it.

Side Test Part F: An ordinary Pomeranian via drinking it.

Side Test Part G: SCP-106 via drinking it.

Side Test Part H: SCP-049 via drinking it.

Side Test Part I: SCP-261 via dipping some yen coins in the stuff.

Side Test Part J: SCP-096 via pouring it onto the SCP.

Side Test Part K: SCP-173 via pouring it onto the SCP.

Side Test Part L: SCP-993 via pouring it onto the SCP's screen.

Side Test Part M: The skeleton of a T. rex via pouring it onto the bones.

Side Test Part N: SCP-1055 via having both the human and the bear entity drink it.

Side Test Part O: A life-size statue of Colonel Sanders that's been painted to look like Colonel Sunder from KFC/DC Comics crossover comic via pouring it onto the statue.

Side Test Part P: SCP-458 via either pouring it onto the desired pizza or the box itself.

Side Test Part Q: SCP-107 via pouring it onto the SCP.

Side Test Part R: A copy of Earthbound via pouring it onto the game cartridge or, if it's been downloaded digitally, pour it onto the console itself.

Side Test Part S: A toilet via pouring it into the bowl and flushing.

Side Test Part T: SCP-1370 via pouring it all over the SCP.

Side Test Part U: A bed via pouring it all over the bed. Have a D-class sleep on the result.

edited 11th Nov '17 12:35:02 AM by TheGamechanger

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Well, after several months, I'm gonna bump this thread. But sorry, I'm too lazy to give a proper response to the post above.

Test: Simultaneously infect a D-class subject with both SCP-217 and SCP-610, and see what happens.

edited 11th May '18 8:47:39 PM by AHI-3000

The stiff robot joints were not able to be affected by the blemishes. A paradox exploded the subject.

Put SCP-914 in SCP-914.

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”

Results: Parameters had to be modified since SCP-914 is the only known specimen of its kind. We settled for removing one gear from 914's [REDACTED], a conveyor belt inside its [REDACTED], and a bell from the output, and putting those in. For simplicity's sake, we set the machine to 1:1. The machine spat out a worm gear, a line of rollers, and a whistle.

Further experiments involving 914 have been put on hiatus for a week or until 914 is repaired, whichever comes first.

"Would the original pitch have created a mechanical ouroboros? I couldn't say. Was this a fun little break from all the serious experimentation we usually do? Yes." -Dr. Radar.

Test: Invent a liquid that doesn't exist, and ask SCP-294 to make a cup of it.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

Result: A cup of made-up liquid called "tropeium" was ordered from SCP-294. The resulting "beverage" gave the drinker an encyclopedic knowledge of fictional tropes and cliches.

Test: Order a cup of "youth potion" from SCP-294, as per the request of Dr. Stevenson (a 75-year-old researcher), who has (unsurprisingly) volunteered to consume it.

edited 14th Jun '18 10:58:14 PM by AHI-3000

Bump

Result: Mrs Stevenson was reverted to a newborn. Only time will tell if she retains her memories and personality

Test: SCP-2935 could serve as a Mercy Kill for the universe if it becomes so horrific, such a Fate Worse than Death that all life being wiped out is the only reasonable option. Try to set up contingency plans to wipe out all life through it, only if life suffers an inescapable and unending And I Must Scream that SCP-2935 is necessary. Also try to set up things that if that day ever comes, the effects don't leak out into other universes. Call it Operation: Absolute Last Resort, the Cyanide Pill for life itself.

edited 16th Jun '18 10:36:41 PM by RJ-19-CLOVIS-93

Result: [DATA EXPUNGED; FILE ACCESS RESTRICTED TO LEVEL 5]

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Test: A proposed combat mission for the attempted capture and/or termination of SCP-973. 973's territory appears to be expanding rather alarmingly, and we do not want to risk the possibility of this demon-cop terrorizing every highway in ███████. We will close off access to all nearby roads (think of an appropriate cover-story), and deploy the following personnel and equipment to pursue and engage 973:

• 10 armored vehicles with machine gun turrets, containing a total of ██ armed field agents disguised as a local military unit.
• SCP-516, driven and operated by one of our finest tank crews.
• Dr. Gerald himself driving an armored SUV, with 7 D-class bodygyards; all 8 of them are armed with handguns.

Edited by AHI-3000 on Aug 16th 2018 at 5:30:42 AM

Bump, I hope someone writes up a good response to this...

edited 18th Jun '18 12:31:12 PM by AHI-3000

Double bump

Triple bump

Bump x4

Bump x5!

RESULT: [DATA EXPUNGED]

(OOC: I have no idea if this is good or not :/.)

TEST: Try to put Human!682 into 914 on Very Fine.

If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.