SCP Experiment Logs

Result: Mechanical D-class.

Test: Order a "Cup of explodium", a "cup of dear god no", and a "cup of tropes" from SCP-294, mix them together, put it into SCP-914 on the "Very Fine" setting, and give it to D-class personel.

Result:A orange drink came out of 914. When given to D-033313, he turned into Michael Bay.

"What did you expect?"-Dr.Zurita

Test: D-10372 is exposed to 1127-4. He is interviewed after watching it.

Result: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Test: Order a "Cup of explodium" and a "cup of dear god no" from SCP-294, mix them together with SCP-666.5, put it into SCP-914 on the "Very Fine" setting, and give it to D-class personel.

Result: D-1234 transformed into another clone of Michael Bay. However, he complains of severe gastrointestinal pains. D-1234-MB rushes into the bathroom, where he [DATA EXPUNGED]. The resulting catastrophe destroyed the bathroom and 30% of the surrounding facility, while infecting ███ personnel with a deadly gastrointestinal disease that is highly contagious. Dr. Yoshi has been detained and will be disciplined, preferably with the harshest penalty just short of termination.

Test: Have Dr. ██████ combine the SCP-423 journal with the SCP-826 bookends. Dr. ██████ will then observe and interview "Fred", hopefully discovering his "true" appearance and origins, whatever they may be.

edited 7th Jul '17 12:49:19 PM by AHI-3000

Result: Failure. Kind of. Fred is apparently invisible.

Test: Glue a "Very Rough" knob and an "Extremely Fine" knob to SCP-914, with no further changes. Then put a 1kg block of steel in on each setting and see what happens.

Result: Epic Fail. Gluing on extra knobs does nothing to alter SCP-914's functions. Why would you think that blatant cartoon logic would work?

Test: Allow SCP-423 to appear in the script of SCP-701, and note the addition of any character by the name of "Fred". Then, have the play be performed and watched by an entire D-class cast and audience, and observe any possible differences in their behavior.

edited 8th Jul '17 1:36:42 PM by AHI-3000

Bump.

Double-bump.

Result: Fred managed turned the play into a porno. The audience was immediately dismissed due to how disturbing it was. A videotaped copy of the play was sent to Dr. Bright upon his request.

Test: Bring SCP-053 and SCP-682 together again, but this time take a picture of the two of them using SCP-978 to see what SCP-682 thinks of SCP-053.

edited 10th Jul '17 2:01:33 PM by TheGamechanger

Result: In the altered photo, SCP-053 is seen hugging SCP-682 tightly, while the latter has a rather confused expression on its face.

Test: Allow SCP-423 to appear in SCP-140. Hopefully, this probably won't cause any (significant) changes in the timeline... or will it?

Result: "Fred" has been the latest conqueror to defeat the Daevas.

Test: Enlarge a pill of SCP-500 by putting it through SCP-786.

Result: The SCP-500 pill was successfully enlarged, but it was now too large to fit into a human mouth and throat. The pill was then changed back into normal size.

Test: Allow SCP-423 to enter SCP-1425. Give the altered copy of the book to a single D-class.

Result: Fred didn't do much to it, it was apparently too weird for Fred's tastes.

Test: Give SCP-1370 a copy of the Evil Overlord List, including the additional vows. C'mon, it'll be funny!

Results: SCP-1730 attempted to do these things, but failed hilariously.

"I am keeping the tapes of this." -Dr.Zurita.

Test:Object #1337 in SCP-487 is moved to the front door of SCP-487. All changes are to be noted.

edited 15th Jul '17 9:02:23 AM by chianticat10

Result: Strange lights are observed coming out of random doorways of the house. An angry-looking humanoid apparition can be briefly seen staring from the second story hallway. Item 1337 is immediately returned to its original location.

Test: Allow SCP-423 to enter SCP-1230. Dr. █████ will then open the book, and afterwards take a nap. Upon awakening, Dr. █████ will report on his dreams, and will especially note any interactions between "Fred" and the "Book Keeper".

Bump.

Double-bump.

Results: The book keeper did, in fact, have a Interaction with Fred. Even calling the latter "A friendly fellow."

Test:A Lazytown season 1 DVD is placed in 914, with the setting set to Fine.

"I need some new meme fodder here."-Dr.Zurita

Result: The DVD somehow morphed into Know Your Meme.

"This will do." — Dr. Zurita

Test: Capture a wild specimen of SCP-1238 & serve it to a D-Class. If proves to be edible, we can make it commercially available & deal with it the same way the Atlantic lionfish crisis is being handled.

Result: Denied.

"Can we NOT sell Anomalous Objects to the public?" -Dr.Gears

Test: A blind D-Class is to be exposed to SCP-1155.

Result: D-9876 is placed in SCP-1155's containment zone. D-9876 is obviously unable to see SCP-1155, and thus feels no compulsion to move towards it. D-9876 wanders the area for a bit, however he stops at a relatively safe distance away from SCP-1155, apparently feeling intense dread. D-9876 refuses to move forward despite instructions to do so.

Luckily for him, the researcher supervising him decided not to coerce or shove him into SCP-1155's range. D-9876 is to be detained and interrogated to find out if he has any psychic powers that warned him about SCP-1155's true nature.

Test: Allow SCP-423 to communicate with SCP-1195.

Result:[DATA EXPLUNGED] "It said I want my mommy again." -Agent Carter.

Test: Get SCP-2006 to play the Scary Maze Game.

Result: SCP-2006 doesn't even freak out.

Addendum 1: SCP-2006 mysteriously vanished from their containment, no sign of breaches were found.

Addendum 2: SCP-2006 is in fact still in containment, and caused the researcher who entered to have a heart attack from a Jumpscare from SCP-2006.

TEST: Place a SCP-458 Replica into SCP-914 on Very Fine, and hope that it turns it into an actual SCP-458.

"Come on, Employee morale would skyrocket to know that we could supply a never-ending pizza box to EVERY foundation site." -Dr J.

"Worth a shot" -Dr J.

edited 28th Jul '17 8:05:21 PM by Jaxfirebus

Result: The pizza box was placed through SCP-914. The box was now made of a (virtually) indestructible material, however it had no ability to produce pizza, and thus wasn't a true replica of SCP-458.

Test: Place SCP-423 and SCP-085 between the SCP-826 bookends, and then send in Agent ██████ to explore the created realm and observe their interactions.

edited 28th Jul '17 2:26:57 PM by AHI-3000

Results: Nothing Happened.

"Listen here, Placing two books does not work. I tried doing that with Harry Potter and Twilight."

Test:A video of Agent Carter's son Alex, playing In The Groove is recorded using SCP-1250-2. In the video, Alex picks Vertex^2 on medium difficulty and manages to pass it with a B grade.