Okay, I'll admit it. I like them. They might not be regal, but they help ease up the tension.
Ever been in a play? I was offered by my former student Twilight to play as myself in her school play, but it turned out I wasn't so good at acting!
edited 5th May '18 3:49:22 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"The Mafia boss on that one island I went to challenged me to a one-on-one duel on a stage with an audience watching. That's probably the closest I've come to being in a play. I also shot scenes for some movies that a couple weirdos competing for a trophy wanted me to do.
What's the most interesting animal you've seen in your travels?
edited 4th May '18 2:23:16 PM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"There's a lot of Lessers. That's not weird in of itself. That's like you people saying "this world has a lot of animals." But once I saw a Lesser Dragon. And I really wondered why we called it Lesser, it was way bigger than me, and seemed pretty smart too...
... d-do you consider yourself a lover or a fighter?
edited 5th May '18 9:29:31 AM by Beverly
I'm Huney B now. Okay?Well, generally, I don't consider myself to be a violent dragon unless I have a master who expects me to fight for them, so...I suppose that would make me a lover! (spins and morphs into a sexy-looking pink dragon wearing a pompadour and zoot suit; a rose in his mouth)
(returns to normal) So...since I'm here and I'm a genie, do you have any wishes I could grant you? Bear in mind that I have some rules for what I can and cannot grant.
I wish...Hrm. On one hand, I would want my time machine repaired, after my youngest son broke it. On the other, I could just wish that the Core functioned as intended and shattered the barrier, so we could end the war against humans. On the other, other hand, I could just wish the barrier didn’t exist...
-Gaster begins to ramble, as the Genie waits for days. Gaster never figures out what he wants.-
What would your wish be?
EDIT: Oops, wrong thread.
edited 6th May '18 2:38:55 PM by AgentKirin
I wish things would stay quiet - just for a little while, like a week or two - so I can hang out with Glory and the rest of the team doing stuff besides saving the day.
What do you like to do with your friends?
edited 6th May '18 2:38:37 PM by AgentKirin
EAT THM BECAUS E THEY TASTE-E
WY R U NOT EATN BY BESTEST LIZERD.
Progress has it's stepping stones.There are probably a multitude of reasons why I have not been eaten by you. The fact that I can simply teleport myself away from you should you attempt to devour me is likely one of many reasons why.
Positively ravenous fellow, isn't he?
edited 10th May '18 3:52:50 PM by kablammin45
<Yes, he is...> *disappears*
*reappears mid-pounce, narrowly missing red dot* <NO! Would somebody help me corner that stupid dot? It has evaded me for too long.>
Lasers are just li... no, I shouldn't ruin your fun.
How do I stay neutral during a war? It just feels like everyone is forced to pick a side...
I'm Huney B now. Okay?When war comes to your home, the only neutral ones are the dead. Trying to offend nobody offends everybody, so your wisest course is to either leave—or pick a side. It doesn't have to be a combat role, if you're not so inclined, but conflict tears us apart. Such is life.
What's your strongest childhood memory?
Mah first meeting with Bright Mac back when we were foals! Ah knew we were meant fer each other even when our fam'lies were at odds against each other fer decades!
Speaking of, is there anythin' or anypony that yer fam'ly hates?
edited 14th May '18 3:38:18 AM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"I heard stories of this guy called Cavun who wants control over time itself. Every time I asked my parents about him before I found myself on my little adventure through space, they always had pretty bad things to say about him.
What's a really nice, cozy hideaway you like to go to?
edited 12th May '18 9:20:24 PM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"...An old bank building. Nobody ever went in there. It was safe.
Yeah? Mine was behind this pile of boxes up on the roof. Heh, it was the only spot you couldn't hear my folks screaming at my brothers. I used to watch the sky and imagine I lived up in the clouds or something.
Well, you're full of enough hot air to do it.
It's called keeping it real, Joana. You should try it sometime.
Can I get a rag or something over here? It's not that the whole "bruised and covered in blood" thing doesn't work for me, it's just I got some tests to pass here and I don't wanna get thrown out because I bled on the nice clean floors.
(He is bleeding in the picture, it's just hard to see :/)
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.There's most likely a rag here somewhere...but it'd be covered in blood already. Dried blood, if that makes it any better.
Apologies for the mundane question, but what does water taste like? It looks delicious.
edited 14th May '18 3:36:04 AM by Penroses
heyUm...it's...cold...and flavourless....
Well, looks like it's a TV Party again. Any shows I should bring?
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"The Nanny is a limited-edition breakdancing assassin of a show! I've been a fan of it for maybe 10 minutes. Just don't bring Yes, Dear. That show is a revolting pile of sketchy brain-dwellers. Blech.
What do you demand from your mayoral candidates, cherished voter? Besides a dedication to killing all crime, I'm already working on that.
edited 14th May '18 2:35:57 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘Nothin' much, I'd just like the opportunity to shake yer hand, that's all.... hzzzssshh. I just hope it's not easily broken. I've got a, hzzssh... strong grip.
Hzzzsh, I don't s'pose anyone's got a problem that needs, ah, taking care of? Hmm?
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."If you offer the kind of services I think you do, can I ask that you kill my adoptive dad? If that's too hard for you (since he's the king of one of the greatest armies on the continent), I'll settle for the death of one or both of his advisors. I'll uh... I'll pay you after the job's done, alright?
Pop quiz, how many werewolves do you know and how do they compare to my husband? That last part's a trick question, I already know the answer to it.
Are you ready? Go live!“I know of no werewolves, though I’m sure they’d make great guests in the Underground! Once we get back on the surface, I’m sure I could find a cure for their lycanthropy. Assuming Alphys doesn’t chastise me on ‘safe lab procedures.’ She’s kinda a hypocrite.”
“Don’t you think some experiments justify the means?”
How the heck should I know? I'm not a scientist! Uh...like, really, I dunno how to even answer that if I wanted to. No, I guess?
Anyway! Wanna see me become 25 feet tall? I can do that in 10 seconds flat!
Hey, that's my line!
Ah've never seen a dragon from 'ere do such a thing! Show us!
Remember when Spike grew into a monstrous dragon because of greed?
Oh, yer right about that.
How fast can you fly?
Don't ya mean "how fast can ya run"?
Whatever!
edited 14th May '18 8:10:15 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Well, I can't fly, and I'm not a very good runner either. I can dance well, but not quickly.
Speaking of which, do you like to dance?
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Never mind, I found it! Heehee, this is going to be my 7th best prank yet!
Anyway, new question: Do you like pranks too?