Crack Pairing Game

Okay - so I just thought of an odd idea for a game so here goes. You post your idea of a Crack Pairing - can be a crossover pairing or not. The next poster has to explain how on Earth that pairing could happen - how they met, why they'd like each other, etc. and then after they explain, they must post their idea of a crack pairing. Ready? Me first - I guess.

Han Solo and Elsa from Frozen.

Han Solo was fighting some troopers on a planet that happened to be that where Frozen is set in. They kidnapped Elsa, which Han saved, and thus they fell in love, and got in an arranged marriage making Han the king of Arendelle. They had a son named Erik, and 3 years after that, they had a daughter named Kara. Erik became King of Arendelle and Kara became a Jedi Warrior.

Nyssa of Traken\Peridot (original Doctor Who\Steven Universe)

edited 30th Dec '15 7:36:11 AM by KaylaBaraondaMIX

In what seemed to be simple interplanetary conquest, Nyssa of Traken meets Peridot of Homeworld, who becomes her warden. Peridot joins Nyssa's side and frees Traken from her former Gem overlords.

Thaddeus E. Klang/Don Karnage.

edited 30th Dec '15 7:38:00 AM by arcada188

Bump.

Bumpity bump.

Thaddeus drowns, ends up on Don Karnage's ship, and they team up together. They even end up falling in love, and adopt a lovely duck daughter named Cloverpearl.

Trent\Cirno (Total Drama whatevers\Touhou)

After Trent is dumped by Gwen, Cody, to make him feel better, books him a ticket to Japan. Trent finds himself near the Hakurei Shrine, challenged by a runaway ice fairy. Shit happens.

Bolbox/Cro-Maine.

Bump.

Bolbox is travelling the human world when they find Cro-Maine eating a mammooth he just caught. Bolbox tries to eat the mammooth together with Cro-Maine, and they fall in love this way.

Katara\Finn the Human (Avatar the Last Airbender\Adventure Time)

edited 3rd Jan '16 7:37:01 AM by KaylaBaraondaMIX

They bonded during the time they teamed up to battle Ozai and the Lich.

Kenshiro/Yang Xiao Long

During his walks, Kenshiro accidentally stows away on a boat to somewhere in China. There, he discovers an oddly European kingdom where huntsmen and huntresses are harnessing an interesting energy source to fight off the nuclear mutants. And then Kenshiro met Yang. They hit it off.

Zig/Bernie

The two get sexy after Zig catchrs Marina.

Sailor Moon x Ryuko Matoi

Usagi gets into a fight with one of the Life Fibers. She meets Ryuko Matoi and they instantly fall in love. Naturally, Mamoru gets Ron the Death Eater treatment.

Maou/Ken. I am a monster.

edited 4th Jan '16 1:00:23 AM by arcada188

Ken seduces Maoa to help prevent a war.

Madoka x Finn the Human

edited 4th Jan '16 10:24:37 AM by hamza678

Kyubey awakes in Ooo and tries to make a contract with the Ice King. Ice King becomes Kyubey's pawn, and Finn has to find Madoka's body and revive her to stop Kyubey.

Zig x Bernie, again. Look at me! I am absolutely unoriginal!

edited 4th Jan '16 12:09:24 PM by arcada188

They bond after years of unsuccessfully hunting mermaids. After that, they retire and (somehow) have 4 kids.

Dean Winchester x Homura Akemi

Simple. Winchesters find an anomaly in Japan and Dean hasn't got a romance since ages. Somehow, his and Homura's love persists.

Maou/Caron. But hey, at least it's not Ken!

Maou kidnaps Caron. Caron realizes he is better then her brother, and decides to join him.

Rintarou Okabe x Princess Bubblegum

The entire Future Gadget Laboratory is put into cryostasis as Mushroom War begins. They awaken when they are found by Candy Kingdom settlers. Rintarou and Bubblegum fall in love.

The Chameleon/Kitty Katswell

Arrested for a crime she didn't commit, Kitty is thrown in jail and her cellmate next door is...the Chameleon! To clear her name, Kitty strikes a deal: if he helps her escape prison AND help her catch whoever did this to her, she'll give him a 'Get out of Jail Free Card'. And so, after after an epic adventure, they catch the REAL culprit, and through a list of events, they hook up and become Secret SECRET Agents.

Malva(Pokemon) and Luigi(Mario Series)

Luigi decides to become a Pokemon Trainer. He doesn't see profit in it until he meets Malva. Love and Incredibly Unnecessary Sexual Content Ensues.

Maou-sama/Yellow Diamond.

edited 9th Jan '16 6:15:58 AM by arcada188

bump sorry

Bump.

bump.

The two of them walked into a bar. Had a few drinks, they started a bar fight. Both talked about misanthropy and then they wound up in a Vega wedding.

Daisy (Mario Series) and Beavis (Beavis and Butt-Head)