The Best Worst Psychonaut
Fortunately, we manage to remove his helmet, revealing his nerdy face and therefore making him seem much less threatening.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Unfortunately, this doesn't do anything to deter him or his massive army.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Fortunately, we have Gundams.
Red Like Santa
Unfortunately, someone forgot the batteries.
Now known as Cyber ControllerFortunately, we installed solar panels.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Unfortunately, they're horrendously inefficient.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Fortunately, there's a backup power source; hamsters on wheels!
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
PINNACLE OF MAN
Unfortunately, those hamsters are nationalist and believe that humanity should be exterminated. They are half-right, by the way.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Fortunately, one hamster, Tom, is an optimist who sees the good in everyone and wants to help us.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Red Like Santa
Unfortunately, the squirrels kidnap him.
Now known as Cyber Controller
PINNACLE OF MAN
Fortunately, they quickly realized that they mistook Tom for a vile hamster gangster and gave him away.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Unfortunately, while all of this was going on, Kylo Ren's forces have completely shattered our defences and are literally on our doorstep.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Red Like Santa
Fortunately, Master Chief helps fight em!
Now known as Cyber Controller
PINNACLE OF MAN
Unfortunately, he was crushed under the army of Zapp Brannigan, who brought a lot of young men to send them to their death.
edited 22nd May '16 10:56:28 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Red Like Santa
Fortunately, his armor protects him, and he shoots Zapp for that.
Now known as Cyber Controller
The Best Worst Psychonaut
PINNACLE OF MAN
Fortunately, they all fall apart after one of them sneezes really hard.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Unfortunately, one troper betrayed us... AND WE DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
PINNACLE OF MAN
Fortunately, it turns out it was one of the legit passport message spammers. Now we can kill him/her/it!
edited 22nd May '16 11:27:21 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Red Like Santa
Unfortunately, killing gets us all in jail.
Now known as Cyber Controller
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Fortunately, being in jail protects us from the aforementioned mishmash of enemies, and they eventually get bored of waiting for our sentence to end and piss off.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."Unfortunately, the guards are jerks.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
PINNACLE OF MAN
Fortunately, the jailmates protect us.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Unfortunately, this is because they want to extort 'prison tribute'.
We tropers are in serious trouble.
Unfortunately, Kylo Ren appears.