Red Like Santa
Fortunately,it rained.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Welcome to the Literature club!
Unfortunately, it was an acid rain.
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart
Red Like Santa
Fortunately, we got high from the acid!
Now known as Cyber Controller
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Unfortunately, it was a really bad drug trip.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Fortunately, we got better.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Unfortunately, we Came Back Wrong.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Red Like Santa
Fortunately, We Came Back Strong
Now known as Cyber ControllerUnfortunately, Earth is invaded by aliens who are stronger than us.
edited 13th Mar '16 5:11:16 PM by DrNoPuma
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Fortunately, one of their top commanders thinks that Their Species Doth Protest Too Much and secretly feeds us intelligence to give us an extra edge.
edited 13th Mar '16 8:08:36 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Unfortunately, the intelligence is in their language, so it isn't any help to us.
"If you spend all your heart / On something that has died / You are not alive and that can't be a life"
Red Like Santa
Fortunately, we get Cipher to help us decode it!
Now known as Cyber Controller
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Unfortunately, before we can read the message, a clumsy intern walks in and accidentally spills a whole pitcher of coffee all over it, rendering it ineligible.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
One just might
Fortunately, a fully equipped CSI lab is just next door.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Unfortunately, the aliens destroy the lab.
"If you spend all your heart / On something that has died / You are not alive and that can't be a life"
The Tranquil Knight
Fortunately we managed to get an ace in the hole. Super Man.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Unfortunately, he turns out to be an alien impostor rather than the real deal. The fact that he had a space in the middle of his title was a bit of a giveaway.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
"The Complete Warrior Of Justice
Fortunately, the imposter is pretty pathetic and is easily defeated.
"'I will destroy all evil!'''Unfortunately, imposter Bat Man isn't so pathetic.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
The Tranquil Knight
Fortunately this has become the plot of Injustice Gods Among Us. So he's on our side.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Unfortunately, Regime!Superman shows up and kicks our asses, and we have to retry the fight at least twenty times to even knock off 50% of his health.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Red Like Santa
Fortunately, we manage to seduce him.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Welcome to the Literature club!
Unfortunately, the sex is less than satisfactory, so he goes back on a rampage again.
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Fortunately, Shao Kahn, M. Bison, Shin Akuma, Gill, Geese Howard, Rugal Bernstein, Igniz, Eyedol and General show up out of nowhere to take him down.
In case you don't get it, they're the most infamously hard-to-beat SNK Bosses in fighting games. I wonder if someone's made a MUGEN where this exact situation could happen. I'd love to see that. :P
edited 14th Mar '16 11:37:35 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Unfortunately, now they want to Take Over the World!
Unfortunately, whole communities had already been ravaged by the raging inferno.
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart