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EvaUnit01 Fandom Heretic Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
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#1: Jul 24th 2014 at 9:34:10 AM

You thought someone else would be the guy to create a thread for suggesting, pimping, discussing, and reccing Jo Jos Bizarre Adventure fanfiction, but you were wrong! It was I, Eva Unit 01!

This thread was long overdue for being created.

Anyway. First up, some recommendations of existing fics:

Lulu's Bizarre Rebellion, a Grade-A crossover with Code Geass, that perfectly captures the feel of both works.

A Different Kind Of Truth, a JJBA crossover with Persona 4, starring Johnny Joestar of Steel Ball Run as the protagonist.

And now, it's time to give some of my own work for others' feedback. FANFICTION CROSSPOSTING OOOOVEEEERDRRRIIIIVE!

Prelude/teaser for Harry Potter and the Stone Mask.

The young Harry Potter was excited. He was getting to go to the zoo! ... for his cousin's birthday, but still! He never, ever got to go anywhere! ... that he could remember.

Being cooped up in the cupboard with sporadic eating habits made his memory rather fuzzy on things like that.

With a look of determination that anyone aside from the Dursleys would've found adorable, Harry resolved that he was going to do his absolute best to be quiet, not embarrass his aunt and uncle, and hopefully not be on the receiving end of a swirly.

Almost immediately, Harry was abandoned by his aunt, uncle, and cousin, which initially worried him a little - getting back to the car in a timely fashion would be more difficult if he didn't have a cue to go on - but he decided he'd just make the best of things. Even if he was locked up in the cupboard for a month, having seen all those cool animals would be totally worth it.

At that time, he bumped into a suspicious-looking guy in a very conspicuous trench coat and fedora, muttering something to the effect of "Won't let that damn Joestar get me...!" The man appeared to be in quite the frantic hurry, and on bumping into Harry, dropped a creepy-looking mask of stone.

Being a sweet and innocent young lad, Harry attempted to return the stone mask to the man, but he was already gone.

_______________

Later that very evening, at Number 4 Privet Drive, the mask had come out, and of course, there was yelling. Dudley got upset that Harry had a unique souvenir that he didn't, and, naturally took it from Harry and tried to put it on himself.

However, Dudley immediately decided against that when the stone was a bit rougher on his baby-smooth face than he would've liked, and in an act of spite, forcibly smashed it onto Harry's face when the smaller boy asked for it back.

The impact was enough to break Harry's nose, and thus start leaking blood.

Blood, which triggered the mysterious properties of the mask, causing several spines to emerge from it, impaling young Harry's brain!

Harry Potter fell to the ground, letting out only a faint whimper of pain.

On seeing this, the adult Dursleys were furious. Vernon ranted against Harry for having the gall to die in their living room and swore off paying the funeral expenses, while Petunia attempted to move Harry out back immediately, before his corpse could begin stinking up the room.

No sooner had she taken hold of him, however, than a burst of malevolent energy pulsed from Harry's body, and he appeared to be covered in a sickening white light.

Before anyone could comment on the bizarre phenomenon, Harry quickly raised his arm and gripped Petunia around the neck! In desperate terror, she attempted to remove his hand, but could do nothing - not only did the young hand completely refuse to budge, but she kept growing weaker. And that was when she realized that Harry's small fingers were not just wrapped around her neck, but had pierced her skin, and draining the blood from her body!

Vernon and Dudley could do nothing but watch, paralyzed by complete and utter terror. In but a moment, Petunia Dursley had been reduced to a withered husk.

Harry then rose to his feet, and slowly removed the stone mask. The capillaries in his eyes had enlarged, and his complexion had paled slightly. He also appeared taller and of healthier build, as if taking Petunia's blood had undone some of his malnutrition, or had aged him slightly.

Harry then opened his mouth, revealing extremely pointy teeth, and then let out a hellish screech, a sound that no human could ever produce.

"Wrryyyyyy!!!"

Harry leaped at his uncle, and with one backhand, completely severed his head and sent it flying into the wall with a brutal crack. Vernon Dudley's headless body flopped to the ground, occasionally wracked by spasms that would grow less frequent over the course of a minute or two.

Slowly, Harry licked the gore from his fingers, shivering in a moment of pleasure. He hungered for more! For more blood! And he wondered: if even the blood of pigs like his aunt and uncle set his soul ablaze, then would a better class of human being taste even better?

And then Harry wondered: was it even their blood that made him feel good? Or was it that he had killed them, that he had taken revenge on his tormentors?

At that moment, Harry heard the doorknob turn, and was reminded of Dudley. Rather than let his cousin escape, Harry instead grabbed him by the shoulder and said, "If you're so interested in the mask, then I see no reason you can't take it with you!"

The small vampire smashed Dudley's face into the stone mask, the new spray of blood causing the spines to re-emerge and impale Dudley's brain as well. However, Harry then kicked Dudley out of the house, and into the evening's fading sunlight.

Dudley screamed in mortal agony, as the power of the sun burned him to ashes.

Observing this, Harry shut the door and then sat in the cupboard under the stairs until the sun finished setting. He would wait until it was properly dark before he went to retrieve the mask.

"So, it works a bit like that Dracula movie I saw at Mrs. Figg's house..."

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#2: Jul 24th 2014 at 11:58:24 AM

As a matter of fact, when I saw this thread, I did expect it to be you.

Lulu's Bizarre Rebellion is really great, I'd say it's even a Grade-S crossover. It somehow manages to keep the flavor of both Jojo's and Code Geass, a remarkable achievement.

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#3: Jul 24th 2014 at 12:01:45 PM

[up]It is not really that much of an achievement, when you consider that both of them are World of Ham, with a good emphasis on combat strategy.

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#4: Jul 24th 2014 at 1:14:45 PM

[up]Yeah, but LLBR does a much better job of making it feel like it does both works justice, than most crossover fics do.

Also, would anyone be willing to review this?

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#5: Jul 25th 2014 at 8:50:44 AM

Should we post fanmade Stands?

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#6: Jul 25th 2014 at 10:00:15 AM

By all means, go ahead. I actually have several that I've cooked up, but most of the ones for my Negima crossover I'd like to keep under wraps until they come up in-story.

That said though, I do actually have two Stands in mind for an Evangelion short story I'm trying to figure out.

  • Radar Love
  • User: Shinji Ikari
  • Destructive Power: E
  • Speed: D
  • Range: C
  • Precision: A
  • Durability: E
  • Developmental Potential: B
  • Ability
    • Detect Feeling: Within a 50-meter radius, Shinji is able to read the emotions of individuals around him, and can also pinpoint the exact location of an individual by their emotions. However, while Shinji can use his Stand on individuals outside his line of sight, he cannot identify those individuals using Radar Love's ability.
    • Emotion Bomb: Shinji can overload an individual's mind with an emotion, either to manipulate their behavior by changing their feelings, or even shut down their mind completely.

Shinji gets his Stand after being shot with the Stand-granting Arrow.

I'll put up Asuka's Stand later on.

So, what have you got, HF?

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#7: Jul 25th 2014 at 11:43:43 AM

Stand: Woodstock (Named after a musical movement rather then an artist or a song.)

User: *insert name here*

Power: D (if not planting seeds into the enemy/object) A (if planting seeds into the enemy/object)

Speed: D -> B

Precision: A

Range: E

Durability: B

Development Potential: A

Abilites:

Omni-Growth: Any seed that Woodstock plants will grow anywhere. Anywhere!

Accelerated Plant Growth- The user can speed up plant growth to the point where it takes 10 seconds to grow.

Plant Mutations- The user can turn existing plants into whatever they desire.

Plant Mind Control- Woodstock can plant a seed in the brain. The seed will grow into a special plant that feeds on blood and attaches itself to the brain stem. In this state the victim is in a zombie-like state.

edited 25th Jul '14 12:06:34 PM by HeirophantsFool

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#8: Jul 25th 2014 at 1:25:56 PM

Interesting. I can see someone doing some pretty nifty stuff with that.

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#9: Jul 25th 2014 at 2:00:41 PM

I have this idea for a retelling of Part 3: Instead of a crusade through Asia, make it a world tour?

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#10: Jul 25th 2014 at 2:03:46 PM

Hrm... tell me more.

Wait, Stardust is a trip to Egypt, because that's where DIO is. So, what's the nail here? Was DIO somewhere other than Cairo? Was that particular fly not in Hermit Purple's picture, meaning that the heroes basically had no idea where the hell to even start looking? I Guess I could see that.

edited 25th Jul '14 2:13:24 PM by EvaUnit01

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#11: Jul 25th 2014 at 2:37:42 PM

(This is probably going to be the tale how AU!Holly Joestar and AU!Sadao Kujo met. AND FUCK NO, IT IS NOT GOING TO BE JORGE JOESTAR INSANE.)

It would be a foreign exchange student program by the UN to promote peace. Each country visited would be an arc. I came up with this plot bunny a week ago. So...

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#13: Jul 25th 2014 at 3:06:00 PM

Yes, that novel. The premise is the same (How a offscreen Jo Jo desendant fell in love.) but that novel puts Jo Jo's crazy-ness to shame. I want to turn it into an RP though.

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#14: Jul 25th 2014 at 3:13:27 PM

I've never heard of it before, so.... <shrug>

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#15: Jul 25th 2014 at 3:29:25 PM

All I know about Jorge Joestar is that it's batshit insane even by Jojo standards.

I ran into a brief summary of some things it has, and I think it should give you an idea.

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#16: Jul 25th 2014 at 3:34:54 PM

Just look at the second entry on Serial Escalation on the main page for Jo Jo.

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#17: Jul 25th 2014 at 4:13:00 PM

I wrote once a first chapter for a Jojo fic in Spanish. It was basically a rehash of Chapter 1 of part 2 In the Style of Lazarillo De Tormes.

edited 25th Jul '14 4:13:55 PM by TheHandle

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#18: Jul 25th 2014 at 5:00:20 PM

That's nice... ...if I could read spanish.

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#19: Jul 25th 2014 at 6:23:01 PM

So, I'm on the next to last volume of JJBA part 4. The fact that Kira isn't flipping the fuck out anymore after being stabbed with the arrow again worries me. A lot.

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#20: Jul 25th 2014 at 10:53:52 PM

Kira just took a level up in badass.

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#21: Jul 26th 2014 at 3:36:01 PM

Which is what worried me.

Anyway, I finished Part 4. The conclusion was AWESOME. I mean, wow. Just wow.

I'm now five volumes into Vento Aureo. Seems pretty cool, and I kinda like Narancia so fara, but it needs more GioGio.

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#22: Jul 26th 2014 at 4:08:27 PM

Yeah, people have that general opinion of Giorno. He's more of a subtle leader that stands in the back, benevolently guiding others from the shadows, as opposed to other Jojo protagonists who are usually front and center in their respective parts. In that way and others, he's very different from DIO.

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#23: Jul 26th 2014 at 4:11:35 PM

I'm totally hip with his M.O., I just wish he got more spotlight.

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#24: Jul 26th 2014 at 4:33:28 PM

Let us know when you reach King Crimson.

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#25: Jul 27th 2014 at 8:27:25 PM

Hrm... say, what are y'all's thoughts on bringing back the Tarot Stands in crossovers, at least those corresponding to users that passed away? Like Magician's Red, The Fool, etc.


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