Push the button?

Pass.

Your favorite shows/ books become the popular things in the world.

but

So are your most hated shows/books.

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."

Nah.

You're now a famous actor/actress

BUT

For every movie/tv show you act in, you also have to appear in some weird fetish porn.

Now known as Cyber Controller

No.

You live with luck and logic

BUT

You live in Hell. Real Hell.

"We be we baby!"

Sure. I'll have ton of fun with the succubi!

---

You get a reboot of your favorite show.

But

It's written by the guys who write The Powerpuff Girls (2016) and Teen Titans Go!

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Now known as Cyber Controller

Do something more original. Also no.

You get $100'000'000.

BUT

You must agree to have your brain switched with a dog.

"We be we baby!"

Hell yeah. With that money, I can pay for my brain to be transplanted back.

You die.

BUT

The person closest to you also dies.

''Annihilate everything.''

Um, I'm not seeing any upsides here.

You get to remove one negative aspect of your personality, permanently, of your choice.

But.

A random positive quality will be permanently removed too.

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."

No, especially given that it's random.

You are able to cancel up to 10 shows you hate, on any network.

BUT

You'll also have to cancel one show that you like.

Now known as Cyber Controller

10 shows. Hmm, SAO, AOT, Teen Titans Go, Powerpuff Girls 2016, Log Horizon, High School DxD, Kardashians, E!, Wander Over Yonder and Ben 10. For my favorite to shut down. Better Call Saul then.

In short. YES

You will live in great prosperity

But

Your world will be in a cycle of prosperity and destruction.

This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind.. ∩(·ω·)∩ WAIT, is this supposed to be the mistress herself?

Eh, no.

You can now become intangible meaning you can pass through stuff

BUT

Food also passes through you too.

"We be we baby!"

Press, you didn't specify any Power Incontinence.

You become a master of money!

BUT

all of the world's economies become hyper-inflated.

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.

Noooooope. Not wrecking the world just for my advantage.

You get a million dollars...

...but...

A random property worth at least that will burn down, destroying it, but not causing any harm or loss of life to humans or animals.

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."

Push! Hope you suckers got insurance.

You get to meet and spend a day with your favourite celebrity.

BUT

They fall into obscurity immediately afterwards.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours

Rob Schneider is already in obscurity.

You can train Dragons

BUT...

You're going to lose your leg.

"We be we baby!"

So I'm Hiccup, then? Awesome!

---

You get to revive one dead character

BUT

You'll never be able to read/watch/play their work ever again.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Sure, Pyrrha deserves it.

---

You can now read Japanese

BUT

Your life is a stereotypical shonen anime.

Now known as Cyber Controller

YES

You get everything you want.

But

It's lonely at the top.

I'm already lonely. Having everything doesn't really fill the void. Pass.

You get long hair and muscles

BUT

You're a Dumb Blonde

"We be we baby!"

No, brain beats brawn.

You will become a genius

BUT

You will be very puny in terms of strength.

It's been 3000 years…

...ehhhh I don't think so.

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There will be peace in the world and humanity will prosper

BUT

you are married to Chris-Chan and can't even divorce.

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.

No thanks.

Your favored candidate wins the presidential election.

BUT they die halfway through their term.

Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!

They just elect who they want anyways. Pass.

You can freeze time and still move faster than others.

BUT

You age a lot faster every time you use it.

"We be we baby!"

Nah. Too much risk.

You can eat as much fat, sugar and salt as you want with no ill effects.

BUT

You are now allergic to rice, peanuts, soy and dairy.

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"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"

Pass, since I'm already allergic to peanuts, and most dessert has milk ingredients.

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You'll have an amazing singing voice

BUT

you're permanently deaf.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

So I'm like Mozart with vocals? I'll pass.

You can eat LITERALLY anything without any repercussions.

BUT

You can't smell anything.

Long live the New Bev.