Edit: Herpa derpa, nvm, ignore this post, the rules stated I can't predict how bad this would turn out. Who knows? Maybe this thread will catch on and be popular in a good way. Continue...
edited 6th May '14 4:29:47 AM by sgtpendulum
http://www.last.fm/user/sgtpendulum Yo, check out what I'm listening, it'll be heat, brah :^)
Genre: WTF
Vocals: Lady Gaga and Whiplasher Bernadotte
Rapping vocals: Fred Durst
Backing vocals: Yuki Kajiura
Synth: Eduard Artemyev
Guitar: James Hetfield
Bass: Dave Mustaine
Drums: Meg White
edited 6th May '14 7:37:44 AM by Muzozavr
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- Genre: Nostalgia '80s power pop
- Vocals: Mandy Patinkin and Grace Slick
- MC: Rodney Dangerfield
- Guitars: Dave Stewart and Andrew Ridgeley
- Double-necked keytar: Tony Kaye
- Bass: The dude from Foreigner
- Drums: Linn LM-1 Drum Computer
- Saxophone: Tim Cappello
edited 6th May '14 9:17:05 AM by Jhimmibhob
"She was the kind of dame they write similes about." —Pterodactyl Jones
so i made a new avatar
Genre: Gangsta Rap Metal
Drums: Owl City
Bass: Skrillex
Rapping: Kyary Pamyu Pamyu
Rapping and Singing: MoaMetal
Singing: Drake
Singing: Vennu Mallesh
Guitars: Avicii
Guitars: Enya
edited 7th May '14 5:16:50 PM by PhysicalStamina
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Genre: French Pop-Punk
Lead Singer: Phillip Burnell
Backup Vocals: The Shaggs
Lead Guitar: Michael J. Fox
Bass Guitar: Sid Vicious
Drums: Lars Ulrich
MC: Bob Dylan
Apparition in the Woods
The original line-up of Thrash Queen, fronted by Jason DeRulo, with Borbetomagus supplying the lead parts.
edited 10th May '14 6:28:54 PM by JHM
I'll hide your name inside a word and paint your eyes with false perception.
3 microphones forever
Just for fun, this would be musicians from bands I like, performing in a genre I (sometimes) like, with probably terrible results:
Genre: Romantic Power Ballad
Vocals: Duet between Nico and Darby Crash
Guitar: Chuck Berry
Bass: Les Claypool
Drums: David Fair (Half-Japanese, who I don't think we've got a page for)
edited 11th May '14 11:23:16 PM by MikeK
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
Genre: Country-pop
Vocals: Gary LeVox, Brantley Gilbert, Jason Aldean, Florida Georgia Line
Guitar: Dann Huff
Rhythm guitar, backing vocals: Justin Moore
Rap verses: Colt Ford
Bass: No one cares, country songs barely have discernible basslines anyway
Everything else: Hunter Hayes, but make sure he's home before his curfew… wait, what do you mean he's 22?!
Fanservice: Luke Bryan's ass (because let's face it, no one likes Luke Bryan for his music, which is why he's still singing about hot girls on spring break even though he's like, 40)
Rhett Akins, Ben Hayslip, Chase Rice, and Chris DeStefano will write all their songs, and Joey Moi will produce.
The inversion of the supergroup thread. Like the typical super group page, but this time, let's form bad bands. Try not to use this as a basis for bashing artists, but a band that would sound horrible, or funny. like this abomination:
See? I'm not bashing any of these guys(the Mini-fridge really could use some more practicing, though.), just picture how bad it would sound.
edited 5th May '14 9:44:21 PM by Smasher