Got 35/70 in this Piers Morganing quiz!
Would be 36, but the way Americans use "Fanny" is not in that context.
edited 18th Apr '14 5:13:35 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Part-Time Omen of Death
I should also get bonus points because I use things not on the list.
Like "assbasin".
Stupid doomed timeline...
Heheh.
Holy shitbags, are you fucking sweary! No one has ever sworn like you. So much so that your name is pretty much a fucking swear word. You fucking rock!
Aw yeah.
'80s TV Action Hero
60/70.
Do I get a lollipop?
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
No.
Instead, you get a lecture from some soccermom who heard you swearing near her child.
'80s TV Action Hero
Ha! I care not for lectures! My language is not just offensive, it's offensive. I can melt the ears of the prudish at 300 metres.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
I'm freezing! Send help!
In spanish I need to remind myself constantly not to say shit near kids. In english I dont have a chance to swear often, but when I do I do it casually.
Now, I am sweary but I am not offensive. I don't offend people unless I seriously dislike them.
Part-Time Omen of Death
I'm usually sweary but not offensive. at least offensive out loud. If you count thinking things in my head like "Oh fuck, shit-for-brains is here" where the target of the offensive thoughts doesn't know I'm thinking them then I'm sweary and offensive.
If I really don't like someone though, I go for "offensive but not sweary", 'cause then people know I'm serious.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Note that cock-jangling thundercunt sounds better to my ears than the alternative shown in that test.
Hello!
6/70 here. So much for my middle school oath...
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
22/70
Much less than expected.
Some of those options were fucking hilarious though.
lol
How can you take this seriously when they don't even have dick-head.
Worst test ever, lol
lol
The Eccentric Electric
9/70 , Damn it I apologize.
Living The Fever Dream
Really, ass is likely the worst thing I will say in public.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Yeah, I also tend to rein myself in in public. When I'm by myself, however...
"We'll take the next chance, and the next, until we win, or the chances are spent."
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Same here.
Especially when mowing the lawn.![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
lol
You talk when nobody else is around (・_・;)
Two people who talk to themselves. NervousHeavyLaughing.webm lol
edited 21st Apr '14 4:27:40 PM by offensivehandle
lol
Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
How fleeting...
x4 Same here. I swear, when I'm alone and frustrated, 50% of my words are things like "shit", "fuck", or "whore" (don't know if that technically counts, but still).
edited 22nd Apr '14 7:47:27 PM by Explosivo25
I don’t even know anymore.
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9 out of 70!
who friggin' cares?
i hate quoteblocks so fucking much.
edited 22nd Apr '14 7:53:48 PM by fancywig
GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......
Uniocular
Got 23 out of 70
I feel like all my "favourite" swears were excluded, though.
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
I'm freezing! Send help!
29/70
That is pretty fucking sweary, for being my second language.
13/70 for me. My family's vocabluary is worse, though...
53/70
Aw yeah.
edited 18th Apr '14 5:06:42 PM by Achaemenid
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