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Bolded1 Divine Burden from behind you!!!!!!!! Since: Mar, 2015
Divine Burden
#1676: Oct 15th 2016 at 2:05:06 PM

Aatrox can cut them down with a single sword slash. The mere shockwave of the movement could probably pulverize them too.

The PILLAR MEN attack your avatar !

edited 15th Oct '16 2:06:08 PM by Bolded1

Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#1677: Oct 15th 2016 at 2:08:24 PM

Lime Baby... vs Kars, Whammu, and Esidisi...

Yeah, Lime Baby's fucked.

Plague Knight

Long live the New Bev.
kingTARDIS THE LORD OF AWESOME! from BEYOND THIS MORTAL SPHERE Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
THE LORD OF AWESOME!
#1678: Oct 16th 2016 at 2:17:16 PM

PINK DIAMOND WINS

VRISKA SERKET

YOU CAN'T OUTRUN YOUR DESTINY!!
TheFarmboy You can go home Courier... from New Vegas Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
You can go home Courier...
#1679: Oct 16th 2016 at 2:26:28 PM

-bang- -bang- -bang- Suka.

Uwe Boll.

edited 16th Oct '16 2:26:59 PM by TheFarmboy

I've got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#1680: Oct 17th 2016 at 5:35:28 AM

*BOOM*

"How about fuck off. Go see one of the doctors if that shot doesn't outright kill you."

...Attacked by a big burning black bastard. Which, it should be noted, can pimpslap so hard that the toughest armor in the game they're from breaks in a single hit.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
ArmoredFury professional dork from a summer garden of forking paths (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
professional dork
#1681: Oct 17th 2016 at 6:13:40 AM

Warspite fires a full main battery salvo at the goddamned thing. See, each of her armor-piercing shells contain explosives that detonates upon passing certain millimeters of armor plating . Against soft targets, her shells would punch through without exploding, but the FBT's skin should be thick enough to set the fuze off. She can do this from a mile away, long before the Titan can get into melee range.

Some burly military dudes with Kolibri pistols (for scale).

edited 17th Oct '16 6:14:46 AM by ArmoredFury

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
MicoolTNT Shadow of Legends from 'straya, m8 Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Shadow of Legends
#1682: Oct 18th 2016 at 8:01:16 PM

If she sees it coming, her magical shield should be able to block those, and even if not, her crystalline dress (which is at least as resilient as chainmail) should reduce the damage to manageable levels. She can then counterattack with magical lightning or shockwaves as her basic attacks, or worse. So yeah, I think she's looking pretty good in this one.

A motherfucking dragon.

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
#1683: Oct 18th 2016 at 8:35:17 PM

Derin hasn't really faced any dragons, but in his world they come in several different shapes and sizes, like adolescent dragons no bigger than your dog, adult dragons the size of city buildings, and that gigantic darkness dragon that ate the sun.

Assuming this one breathes fire, has bones around triple the durability of a normal human's, and is the size of said city buildings, Derin might be able to take it down with basic Fleshweaving (scrambling it's senses, reforming his body into weapons such as gigantic claws good for a Colossus Climb, and the like), especially if he can get to it's head. Then, he could do some major damage, probably by going for the eyes, though the act would probably exhaust him if he even manages to do enough damage. He does have a very potent healing factor, one that fire wouldn't be able to stop- plus, Derin has water magic, himself, gained after he consumed his partner who happened to be a water spirit (said act actually gave him Fleshweaving).

If this dragon, however, were spewing some sort of stream of arcane dragon-frost, Derin's in trouble. His body can easily handle frostbite, and ice spells from skilled wizards, but full on dragon ice is likely to freeze him so badly he's immediately put out of commission, giving the dragon optimal time to crush him to bits. Derin's quick, but being on the dragon's body will likely make it easier to freeze him if it can project some sort of aura or burst of magic. This act probably wouldn't actually kill him, but the amount of effort to regenerate would take him out, easy. Similar deal if this were a lightning dragon- the sheer amount of electricity surging through Derin's body would paralyze him quickly and maybe even reduce him into ash.

I've taken a moment to thinking what the outcome would be if he were fighting, say, a darkness, light, wind, earth, or water dragon, as well. Darkness and light are a bit harder to project onto a dragon without outright assuming it's all but identical to dragons from Derin's world, but I imagine that they'd be able to blind him quick enough to pound him 'till he stops getting up...provided they manage to hit a small target.

Should an earth dragon have the ability to cause fissures, earthquakes, and the like, it wouldn't be hard for it to immediately open up a fissure in the earth and crush Derin into paste. The dragon probably wouldn't have any reason to reopen said fissure, which would trap Derin for a long time.

A water dragon, I think, would fare better in water. Again, Derin has some power over water- while this won't allow him to outright redirect the dragon's water breath (bubble breath?) back at it, it should be enough to at least redirect it around him, to protect himself. Then, Colossus Climb up to the head, massive damage.

All in all, odds aren't looking too good for ol' Derin. Especially since his Fleshweaving skill he uses to instantly kill human foes wouldn't be useful against non-humanlike things he hasn't encountered (like dragons).

Wow, I think too much about these.

The combined forces of Earth.

edited 18th Oct '16 8:37:13 PM by PastryPerson

kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#1684: Oct 20th 2016 at 1:35:41 AM

Kaname's dead.

A Genre Savvy Evil Overlord.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#1685: Oct 20th 2016 at 5:01:39 AM

The guy may be Genre Savvy, but you'd have to have a crystal fucking ball to expect the shit Sunshine does. Sunshine wins, but it does take a while.

The Padre.

Long live the New Bev.
kingTARDIS THE LORD OF AWESOME! from BEYOND THIS MORTAL SPHERE Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
THE LORD OF AWESOME!
#1686: Oct 31st 2016 at 3:07:46 PM

demon vs tiger demon wins

Deadpool

edited 31st Oct '16 3:08:31 PM by kingTARDIS

YOU CAN'T OUTRUN YOUR DESTINY!!
kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#1687: Nov 1st 2016 at 5:05:40 AM

I've never seen Kaname use a rifle, but I'm pretty sure that she'd be able to disengage the safety and get at least one aimed shot off. You don't live in the US for half your life and reach her age (16) without at least intellectually knowing how to use a rifle because there are enough firearms in American civilian hands for every adult in the US to have at least one.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
ArmoredFury professional dork from a summer garden of forking paths (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
professional dork
#1688: Nov 1st 2016 at 5:17:08 AM

With nobody to fight, Astolfo wins by default.

The first video game boss that comes to your mind.

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#1689: Nov 1st 2016 at 9:23:33 AM

That would be Ganondorf, who I imagine Revan could probably beat.

Venom

BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#1690: Nov 2nd 2016 at 10:40:53 AM

As powerful as Venom is, he(?) can't hit Stands unless he's a Stand user him(?)self. Miracles can whittle him(?) down over time.

Yan-chan.

Long live the New Bev.
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
Red Like Santa
#1691: Nov 2nd 2016 at 12:40:50 PM

I don't think the Yandere is much more powerful then a typical high school girl. Yang easily wins.

A Cyberman.

Now known as Cyber Controller
kingTARDIS THE LORD OF AWESOME! from BEYOND THIS MORTAL SPHERE Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
THE LORD OF AWESOME!
#1692: Nov 2nd 2016 at 4:32:47 PM

smoky quartz easily wins

your patron troll

edited 2nd Nov '16 4:35:31 PM by kingTARDIS

YOU CAN'T OUTRUN YOUR DESTINY!!
ArmoredFury professional dork from a summer garden of forking paths (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
professional dork
#1693: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:40:01 AM

-Googles-

So, this guy? I don't really know how trolls in Homestuck fight or how powerful are they, but Astolfo is pretty weak for a Heroic Spirit. Probably the troll, but Astolfo would still put up a hell of a fight.

This thing over here

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Weirdguy149 The King Without a Kingdom from Lumiose City under development Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The King Without a Kingdom
#1694: Nov 3rd 2016 at 9:00:02 AM

Fredbear could probably pick off the humans one by one, but he'd have nothing to do against the tank monster.

An army of tree monsters.

It's been 3000 years…
whizzerd Transcender of Gender from Scotland Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Transcender of Gender
#1695: Nov 3rd 2016 at 9:09:26 AM

Thunderbolt!... Oops, not effective. Run away!

A flock of angry swans.

they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#1696: Nov 3rd 2016 at 9:49:46 AM

She'd run because Swans are very territorial and quite nasty.

A housecat.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#1697: Nov 3rd 2016 at 9:57:19 AM

Thor scares it off with some lightning.

The Joker and Harley Quinn.

kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#1698: Nov 3rd 2016 at 10:15:50 AM

Since Kaname can't call on Batman, she's in for a world of hurt.

Would you trust the real Sir Ulrich Von Lichtenstein to fight fair during a joust?

edited 3rd Nov '16 10:18:52 AM by kouta

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
ArmoredFury professional dork from a summer garden of forking paths (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
professional dork
#1699: Dec 6th 2016 at 3:34:59 AM

No, but I trust Hiei's secondary guns are more than enough to take him out.

The Sailor Guardians!

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HowInKraidable I think I'm funny but really I'm not from Secretly in your home Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
I think I'm funny but really I'm not
#1700: Dec 6th 2016 at 5:03:27 AM

If Harkinian is evil for whatever reason, they completely own him. If he's "good" (I use that term loosely because who really even knows with the C Di games), then it's likely due to a misunderstanding and they still kick his butt before things get cleared up.

Samus Aran from the Metroid games.

edited 6th Dec '16 5:03:56 AM by HowInKraidable


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