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IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#776: Mar 25th 2015 at 1:00:31 PM

Given how incompetent they generally are, Loki has this one in the bag.

Ultron

TheWanderer Student of Story from Somewhere in New England (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Student of Story
#777: Mar 25th 2015 at 1:05:33 PM

Shoot it, throw grenades, use martial arts attacks in close, take lots of shoulder wounds Heroic Bloodshed style, and inevitably pass out at some point or get killed, but look really bad ass doing it.

A vengeful poltergeist.

| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |
TooManyIdeas Into Oblivion from Twilight Town Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Into Oblivion
#778: Mar 25th 2015 at 1:09:33 PM

Xion is terrified. Roxas and Axel recruit Vexen to make it solid, then beat the living crap out of it.

The Tenth Doctor

edited 25th Mar '15 1:09:57 PM by TooManyIdeas

please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
ShaneBaneNeumann Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures from Gansbaai, South Africa, Earth Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
#779: Mar 31st 2015 at 10:51:01 AM

"... who? I'm sorry, but I'm friends with quite a few reality warpers so I'm gonna have to ask them who you are."

Anything that contains "Utopia" in its name.

edited 31st Mar '15 10:51:26 AM by ShaneBaneNeumann

Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
Knowlessman hey i dunno, why don't you tell me from Stupidtown, USA (FL) Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Holding out for a hero
hey i dunno, why don't you tell me
#780: Mar 31st 2015 at 11:08:30 PM

"Nice to meet you, Utopia.    I'm Rakdos.   " *burning and stabbing and burnstabbing and stabburning*

Rakdos, Lord of Riots.

i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, baby
MicoolTNT Shadow of Legends from 'straya, m8 Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Shadow of Legends
#781: Apr 1st 2015 at 1:12:51 AM

Assuming she knows it's an enemy, which she probably would if it's acting like its name suggests, she'd have a decent chance if it didn't have friends. If it did, she might be a bit outmatched unless she brought friends of her own.

A space battleship.

edited 1st Apr '15 1:13:00 AM by MicoolTNT

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
ArmoredFury dork: silent assassin from where vessels glide in silky waves of gold (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
dork: silent assassin
#782: Apr 1st 2015 at 4:00:31 AM

She has enough trouble with regular Abyssal battleships already. Throwing a Space one that can wreck her outside her AA range is just overkill.

USS Midway

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#783: Apr 1st 2015 at 6:43:37 AM

-Plants a time bomb on the back of the boat-

"Looks like... *Sunglasses* I don't ship it"

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

The Mario Brothers.

edited 1st Apr '15 6:44:32 AM by NegaKingKix

"We be we baby!"
Knowlessman hey i dunno, why don't you tell me from Stupidtown, USA (FL) Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Holding out for a hero
hey i dunno, why don't you tell me
#784: Apr 1st 2015 at 9:23:05 AM

Given his resistance to fire, and giving Mario and Luigi everything they have in Smash... My bet's on the Neophyte.

Perfect Cell

i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, baby
ShaneBaneNeumann Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures from Gansbaai, South Africa, Earth Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
#785: Apr 1st 2015 at 9:27:42 AM

"I think we'd lose this one..."
(What's a perfect cell?)
"Oh, yeah, forgot, in the 2025 you're from the Earth was destroyed... so you wouldn't have seen any anime then, would you..."

The next avatar is attacked by a fusion of Dark Magician and Arceus.

Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
FergardStratoavis Stop Killing My Titles from And Locations (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Stop Killing My Titles
ArmoredFury dork: silent assassin from where vessels glide in silky waves of gold (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
dork: silent assassin
#787: Apr 29th 2015 at 7:54:34 AM

-Googles Darkbeast Paarl-

...Wow, Akagi is more screwed than I thought. As a Standard Carrier, she can take a heavy blow or two before getting knocked to critical damage at the cost of sub-par evasion. She also needs to brace herself before launching her planes, which takes about 2-3 seconds. Paarl can easily hit her during this time and she knows this, so her first move in the fight is most likely a tactical retreat.

Yersinia pestis.

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#788: Apr 29th 2015 at 7:56:20 AM

Dadstoise is dead within the week.

engie.

engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#789: Apr 29th 2015 at 8:01:15 AM

"Hold on. HOOOOOOOOOLD ON. HOW DOES THAT WORK."

NANOMACHINES, SON. THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA.

edited 29th Apr '15 8:01:32 AM by engie

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Bolded1 Divine Burden from behind you!!!!!!!! Since: Mar, 2015
Divine Burden
#790: Apr 29th 2015 at 8:04:39 AM

Ywach use Yamamoto's bankai and cut the nanomachines in two with one technique, coz he can do it.

An enraged Super Saiyan God Goku

edited 29th Apr '15 8:06:20 AM by Bolded1

Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
TheGreatDuck COME, AND SEE Since: Apr, 2015
COME, AND SEE
#791: Apr 29th 2015 at 8:17:46 AM

Missing No deletes him, and then goes back in time and deletes his great grandparents before they have children.

Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee in an EPIC BATTLE TANK made of black holes, neutron stars, and roast beef.

edited 29th Apr '15 8:18:01 AM by TheGreatDuck

My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one
Bolded1 Divine Burden from behind you!!!!!!!! Since: Mar, 2015
Divine Burden
#792: Apr 29th 2015 at 9:20:07 AM

Ulquiorra use his fangirls as a meat shield while he flee, earning him a moral victory.

A copy of himself/herself, which has the same power as the original, although it'll spout out Frank Sinatra's "New York" music during the battle.

Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Brahian1 Maid of Time from Where Nothing Gathers Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Maid of Time
#793: Apr 29th 2015 at 9:30:03 AM

The Karkats will argue with each other constantly (I guess clone!karkat would argue in song lyrics???), and prossibly end up hate-kissing before it's all over.

Meanwhile, there are approximately 69 Daves and they won't stop dying. Imagine an eternally painful chorus of bad singing and screams of "MAKE IT STOP" while incredibly sharp objects fly everywhere.

TNA is attacked by a fairy and a dark fairy in tandem.

edited 29th Apr '15 9:30:32 AM by Brahian1

i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#794: Apr 29th 2015 at 1:56:58 PM

Chances are that Revan would make swift work of them.

Solas.

FergardStratoavis Stop Killing My Titles from And Locations (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Stop Killing My Titles
#795: Apr 30th 2015 at 8:48:21 AM

Probably blown to bits by overwhelming nuclear assault. Utsuho triumphs.

Giant Robo-Scorpion.

edited 30th Apr '15 8:48:38 AM by FergardStratoavis

grah
Bolded1 Divine Burden from behind you!!!!!!!! Since: Mar, 2015
Divine Burden
#796: Apr 30th 2015 at 8:49:10 AM

He destroy it with a few strikes.

A crashing sun (as if, the star is going Colony Drop on them)

edited 30th Apr '15 8:49:28 AM by Bolded1

Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
TheFarmboy Don't Try It from A Galaxy, Far, Far Away (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Don't Try It
#797: Apr 30th 2015 at 12:43:21 PM

-plays Song of Time to go back three days to prevent it.-

Boba Fett.

edited 30th Apr '15 12:43:36 PM by TheFarmboy

It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
FergardStratoavis Stop Killing My Titles from And Locations (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Stop Killing My Titles
#798: Apr 30th 2015 at 2:38:01 PM

Blows him up. Literally so.

Flandre Scarlet.

grah
ArmoredFury dork: silent assassin from where vessels glide in silky waves of gold (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
dork: silent assassin
#799: Apr 30th 2015 at 5:49:27 PM

Although Akagi can shrug off smaller projectiles thanks to her barrier, the big ones and beams can probably punch through and injure her. The sheer number of bullets also means that her planes can't get close to attack properly. And then there's Flandre's actual ability...

Yeah, Akagi seems pretty screwed here.

Every T-34 ever produced. All 84,070 of them.

edited 30th Apr '15 5:50:44 PM by ArmoredFury

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...

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