-throws a dog treat at him-
-fires Galick Gun, twice to make sure he's dead-
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A wild Magikarp.
edited 3rd Mar '14 9:03:12 PM by Soble
I'M MR. MEESEEKS, LOOK AT ME!He recruited him into OWCA.
A standard Space Marine from Warhammer 40,000.
edited 3rd Mar '14 8:59:22 PM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?She takes off,, scared and confused.
They catch it and document the new species of Pokemon.
A mashy spike plate!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!He uses his jetpack to fly to safety.
They spray pollen in his face.
Morty Maxwell
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"He is barely affected at all, and then he just obliterates Hale.
edited 4th Mar '14 11:00:58 PM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseHe jumps into Slave I, then drives off.
A horde of zombies.
"Referee, that gear is clearly illegal!"
edited 6th Mar '14 12:08:22 PM by Cider
Modified Ura-nage, Torture RackHe tries to wipe that sticky red stuff off his foot.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseShe breaks his neck with a leap-up-punch-down. She's combat trained and damn good at it. If that fails, she'll call up her wizard, paladin, and barbarian friends, as well as her Dire Tabbies. we will end him.
a herd of adorable and hungry kittens. with sharp teeth.
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writersCroc will likely just proceed with his business as usual since those can't harm him anyway.
grahBoba unleashes his best weapons against her.
The Mask of Justice uses his reporting skills to create an Engineered Public Confession, ruining Senator Armstrong's election prospects.
Next avatar is attacked by: a Polar Vortex, concentrated down to his/her/its location and thus even more powerful.
She builds a fire, and fails...
Next avatar is attacked by a giant teddy bear filled with cheez-wiz.
edited 7th Mar '14 9:03:16 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.A Skyrim dragon.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseShe shoots it in the knee with an arrow... or something.
Next avatar is attacked by a floopy disk...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.He pulls out his blaster and shoots it.
They squirt their chlorophyll at their attackers.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Your avatar is attacked by a creature in the above post. How does he/she deal with the situation?
A Skyrim bear.
I'M MR. MEESEEKS, LOOK AT ME!