Saints Row: A run-down neighborhood is visited by a bunch of priests.
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific MackerelSaints Row: A bunch up priests find themselves up the creek without a paddle. Literally.
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Wario World: Wario opens a theme park OR Planet of the Apes with Wario!
edited 28th Oct '13 1:30:43 PM by Grounder
Animal Crossing: You are a crossing guard at the obedience school.
Bio Shock: The adventures of an electric eel.
Baldur's Gate: A Tower Defense game. You play the guard captain Baldur, who has to defend the city gates from an invading army of monsters.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)Metal Gear Rising: A new and mysterious cult calling themselves the Metal Gears is taking prominence, but may not be what it appears.
nyo ho hoBahamut Lagoon: A coastal village is menaced by enormous fish. You're in charge of organizing defences against them
Serious Sam: A guy named Sam goes to comedy clubs telling the comedians that they aren't funny.
Borderlands: A border patrol simulation game set in the USA-Mexico border
Team Fortress 2: A turn-based strategy game where you try to breach the opposing team's fort and defeat all their units
Kingdom Hearts: A dating sim involving antropomorphized nations.
Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.Final Fantasy: One of those pretentious platformers set in someone's Dying Dream
Dragon Quest: An evil wizard enslaved most of the dragon population. You play as the last free dragon, and rescue the others
System Shock: A puzzle game centred around computer repair.
Quest For Glory: An adventure game in which the player uses manipulation and lies — from minor to outrageous — to attain renown without having to actually earn it.
Loom: A puzzle game in which you tower over people until you intimidate them into helping you.
My Games & WritingThe Wolf Among Us — You have to pick me out of a crowd.
Marathon: A reennactment of the great run of Pheidippides. You have to run. For a really, REALLY long time. At the end of the game you die upon arriving and delivering your message.
Battle Toads- You have to beat the shit out of non-anthro toads.
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justiceAmesia A Machine For Pigs: You are an amnesiac young man who just happened to wander into a slaughterhouse for pigs. Through a convoluted series of events, you become one of the foremost workers at the slaughterhouse, and the game turns into a rhythm game, where you have to match your button presses to the rhythm of the wanton slaughtering going on before your very eyes. And the 'music' is entirely made up of a mashup of the various squeals of pigs right as they're about to 'get it.' Are you ready for some bacon?!
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Punch Out: A workplace sim focusing on trying to be late clocking out.
Weird in a Can (updated M-F)Sly Cooper: A stealth game starring the cast of The Big Bang Theory.
No More Heroes: After the last superhero on Earth dies, the world's bad guys fight for control of the planet's rule. Meanwhile, a Heel–Face Turn after an And Then What? crisis born of the hero extinction gives a former supervillain the courage to bring good back to Earth.
The New Age of Awesome is here! Not even the sky is the limit!Dragon Age: A Raising Sim where you control a dragon as it goes through normal everyday life. Go to school! Get married! Have babies! Burn down an entire district of Manhattan!
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."Prototype: Play as a gadget in development, as the deadline for the market release approaches. Every crash is a game over.
Infamous: As a celebrity with no semblance of a private life, dodge paparazzi and avoid fans and reporters as you visit your significant other.
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Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.Fahrenheit: As temperatures rise in New York during a blistering heat wave, your air conditioning repair enterprise thrives or fails by your skill and business savvy alone.
edited 29th Oct '13 2:48:47 PM by Hashil
Braid: A game about hairstyling.
Time and Eternity: A puzzle game in which you have to fix clocks. Forever.
Using the title alone.
Super Mario Bros: Two pizza makers get superpowers and fight crime while delivering pizza all over Manhattan.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"