"You Fight Like a Cow!": Avatar Clash

One of your avatars and one of the previous poster's avatars are staring at each other at opposite ends of [(ANTI)CLIMATIC BATTLE ARENA]. Now if this isn't a good moment for some good ol' Trash Talking I don't know what it is!

The idea is simple: Take one of the previous poster's avatars and one of yours and imagine they are about to rush headlong into each other in the middle of a battle. What would they say to each other before pulling this incredibly inefficient combat maneuver? It can be anything from I'll Kill You! to You Fight Like a Cow to a Casual Danger Dialog, as long as it's in character. For example:

		I'll kick you like a soccer ball!
		Fight Riki! Play later!

A few rules: Be concise; trash talk doesn't work when your enemy has already punched your face in before you're done. Power Creep, Power Seep is in full effect; this means that your Eldritch Abomination #1537.π is in equal fighting terms with your Fake Ultimate Hero/Miles Gloriosus. And needless to say, no godmodding.

Also, use this format: ||Avatar's URL here|| ||Smack talk here||

Idea inspired by the clash mechanic in Injustice: Gods Among Us.

edited 29th Aug '13 2:08:41 PM by Elbruno

Leetle man wants to fight, huh?

Got an ace up my sleeve.

The idea amuses me greatly. :)

edited 28th Aug '13 5:03:21 PM by FergardStratoavis

	Mechanical mongrel! You dare bring your swords to bear on the king of heroes?!
	Big deal, I brought them to bear on my god and yet I still live.

edited 29th Aug '13 3:06:12 AM by Strigon

	Isn't the nearest sci-fi convention a left turn at Albuquerque?!
	I can taste your doubt, your insecurity! And it tastes of caramel! I HATE CARAMEL!!!

edited 29th Aug '13 9:41:09 AM by Strigon

	Such an impudent Untermensch! Believing you stand a chance against the Fuhrer of the Aryan race!
	I WILL CONSUME ALL OF YOUR ENERGY.

edited 29th Aug '13 12:03:42 PM by Strigon

	I'm Wilford Brimley, and I'll give you diabeetus.
	LOOK 'ERE, YE GLOWIN' AULD PUGGIE! JUST 'AUCUSE YE GOT YER FANCY THOUMS AN' YER GLOWIN' EEN DISNAE MEAN YE'R GONNA ! HAVE YE GOT CANTRIP, LADDIE? A'VE STUDIED THE ART O' CANTRIP E'ER SINCE A WAS JUST A WEE COWT AND A'M NAE AFEART TAE RIVE YE A NEW ARSEHOLE!

How exactly to you get images to work?

edited 29th Aug '13 2:08:41 PM by SantosLHalper

		A warrior does not rely on good luck alone.
		That's what the gun's for.

The format's like this: ||URL here|| ||Smack talk here||

New rule: Be concise. Trash talk doesn't work when your enemy has already punched your face in before you're done.

edited 29th Aug '13 2:13:45 PM by Elbruno

	All right! Here it comes you ugly freak!
	Foolish human! Your new god shall strike you down for your impudence!!!

edited 29th Aug '13 9:40:52 PM by Strigon

	Tch! What the hell kind of Ayakashi are you?! Metsu!
	I... WILL... OBLITERATE YOU!!!

edited 30th Aug '13 2:44:19 AM by strigon