Oh, that's my pet snake.
Waiter, there's half a fly in my soup!
You did ask for half a serving.
Waiter! A soap opera plot is in my soup!
How fleeting...
Exactly. The soup will become very important later on.
Waiter! Chris Mclean is in my soup!
I don’t even know anymore.
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Why, don't you feel it? Love is in the heir!
Yeah, we drew a line here.
Waiter, there's beef in my pork!
edited 26th Jul '13 7:56:16 AM by TAPETRVE
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
Magical Girl
Of course, you ordered the cow-pig stew.
Waiter! There's procrastination in my soup!
People are mirrors. If you smile, a smile will be reflected.
I'll bring you a fresh bowl tomorrow.
Waiter, I see this dude
◊ in my soup!
edited 26th Jul '13 8:13:15 AM by TAPETRVE
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
literary masochist
Did you not request dinner and a bad reality show, sir?
Waiter! There's fly agaric in my soup!
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
We thought it would help you grow in size.
Waiter! Your contact lens is in my soup!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
OH YES!!
God damn it! Not again!
Waiter, there is a portal to a universe with giant beings that will likely eat me upon noticing my presence in my soup! And no, it isn't to the Attack on Titan universe.
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i'm a girl
edited 2nd Aug '13 2:50:49 PM by Landorkus
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Electric Heart
You did have a death wish, sir.
Waiter! There's a Humongous Mecha in my soup!
edited 29th Jul '13 1:47:25 AM by ramuf
Don't worry now you can eat and pilot it.
Waiter there's a comic in my soup.
Tief girl with eartude
The chef thought a few leafs might improve the flavour, sir.
Waiter, there's a cyberpunk novel in my soup!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
We replaced the chefs with robots. I'm paranoid too.
Waiter! An ARG is in my soup!
edited 29th Jul '13 7:51:53 AM by PancticeSquadCutterback
I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
That... is no soup, Sir. 'Tis a whole new world.
Waiter, this soup is primordial!
edited 29th Jul '13 12:06:28 PM by TAPETRVE
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
Wait for it to evolve.
Waiter! There's a Fast Eddie in my soup!
Don't worry, he's creating a new wiki of tropes to eat.
Waiter! There's an Artist formerly known as Prince in my soup
Sorry, but I cannot read that sign.
Waiter; that is not food which has eternal taste, and with strange aeons, even soup my waste!
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
-unintelligible, insanity-inducing garbling-
Waiter! Miraak is building a temple in my soup!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Electric Heart
Terribly sorry sir, we'll have the Dovahkiin brought in immediately.
Waiter! There is an ancient conspiracy in my soup!
literary masochist
I told you ordering the Kool-Aid was a bad idea, sir.
Waiter! There's a reality check in my soup!
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
You did request a Cynical recipe to be added
Waiter! There's a reality warper in my soup!
Electric Heart
The chef thought you needed some zest in your life, sir.
Waiter! There is an anime girl in my soup!
edited 30th Jul '13 10:16:26 PM by ramuf
That's because it's otaku night. Waiter! There's a kangaroo in my soup!
Electric Heart
Don't let it kick you, sir
Waiter! There is a harem in my soup!
Be glad I didn't bring you Johnny Mnemonic soup.
Waiter, your tie is eating all my soup!
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.