The cook had the winds.
Waiter, the soup over the fence is greener!
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
That's because it's pea soup, sir. You ordered the tomato soup.
Waiter! There is cyanide in my sou-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
OH YES!!
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That's because they ordered their soup with leeks.
Mission accomplished.
Waiter! Ymir and Christa are in my soup!
edited 15th Jul '13 10:11:09 PM by Landorkus
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Stop staring and let them enjoy their soup bath, you perv!
Waiter, there's a rust monster in my soup!
Good, lots of iron for you.
Waiter, there's Bazungolf in my soup!
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
THE BASILISK OF DOOOOM
Bass Zune Golf? What the fuck is a Bass Zune Golf? And why is it in your soup?
(sees a Bass watching Zune while playing Golf) Oh. So that's a Bass Zune Golf.
Waiter! That Mazuma mascot is singing like an Oompa Loompa in my soup!
MY EYES ARE SO CUTE THEY WILL KILL YOU
I'm terribly sorry sir, we couldn't get the one with Rick Roll as you requested.
Waiter! There's zombie in my soup!... braaaains.
Yes, we do have stewed monkey brains, actually. Would you like an order of that?
Waiter! There's an antlion in my soup!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Some ants got into the soup, so it's there to get rid of the ants.
Waiter, there's a city in my soup!
...eheh
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Metroplex? How did you get in the soup?
Waiter! Mobi ui vi Vs'shtak xanalre persvek sia soup!
(Translation: Waiter! There is a Draconic Language in my soup!)
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
kwi, batobot ui hesi Vs'shtak special! batobot ui munth.
(Translation: Oh, that is our Draconic special! That is normal.)
Waiter! The Permanent Red Link Club is in my soup!
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That's great, but I think you wanted this thread
.
edited 16th Jul '13 2:47:51 PM by PancticeSquadCutterback
I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
I just had a cold shower in my pants
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Wait What Whoa. I Am Not Making This Up! You ordered the X Just X special. So Yeah.
Waiter! Earthworm Jim is in my soup!
edited 17th Jul '13 3:47:38 AM by MikuruFan
Here thar be cows in this soup!
Waiter, there's a Brick Joke in my soup.
Wait until you see it.
Waiter! Where's the shark fin soup I ordered?
Crap, it must've fell into somebody else's soup!
Waiter, there's a shark's fin soup in my soup!
...eheh
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
That's because it's Shark soup, sir
Waiter, the sky is in my soup
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Am I a weirdo?
Shark, you say? Looks like you're gonna need a bigger spoon.
I'm sorry sir. I don't know what could be clouding our chef's judgement to such an extent.
Waiter, there's a banana cream pie in my soup.
edited 19th Jul '13 3:34:59 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Just one of our special combos!
Waiter! there is an Uboa in my soup!
And yes, someone did draw this for me.
Oh sorry, that must be for someone else. *takes soup away*
Waiter, there is a rainbow in my soup!
I'm pretty sure I'm still low-key in my scene phase.
If you're goint to make a fuss about it, then I must urge you to leave the premises; we don't serve homophobes.
Waiter, I can see my face in my soup!
edited 21st Jul '13 5:53:18 AM by TAPETRVE
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
Am I a weirdo?
I'd suggest you reflect on that for a while.
Waiter, there's a philosopher in my soup.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
Think about what you've said.
Waiter! Johnny Test is in my soup!
I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
Don't worry, I have a fire extinguisher, sir.
Waiter, my soup is having a gay old time.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
The security guards had problems with the flies.
Waiter! There is air in my soup!
🏳️⚧️she/her | Vio Rhyse Alberia