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Science fiction: A Shiny Embossed Title
Science fiction: Physics Doesn't Work Like That
Science fiction: This Story Will Be Scientifically Obsolete in a Couple Weeks, If It Isn't Already
Mystery: The Murderberg Murders
Mystery: What the Fuck Do a Chess Bishop, a Rose and a Pair of Broken Glasses Have to Do with Each Other
Romance: Him, Her, Him and Him
Romance: An Adjective Followed by the Name of Some Flower, Pluralized
Spy thriller: The Z Code, Because Z Sounds Way Cooler than J
Cyberpunk: Real Hackers Do Drugs
Cyberpunk: It All Basically Looks Like Blade Runner
Urban fantasy: Cell Phones and Werewolves
Urban fantasy: Some Teenager Solves Problems that have Stumped Immortals for Centuries
Urban fantasy: How Have the Muggles Not Noticed by Now
Urban fantasy: Why Does No One Just Bring a Machine Gun
High fantasy: The Age of the Warriors of Ages
High fantasy: Lord of the Rings Ripoff #280417
High fantasy: They Will Walk Through a Deep Dark Forest at Some Point
High fantasy: The Whatever Chronicles
High fantasy: The First Three Pages Will Be Maps, and You Had Better Fucking Memorize Them
Horror: The Darkness Comes in the Dark
Horror: Alone in a House with the Lights Turned Off
Horror: The Thing 2: More Things
Horror: Don't Open the Door, Idiot
Horror: It Came from the Crypt, I Mean Seriously, Did You Expect It to Come from Wal-Mart or Something
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Low Fantasy: What do you Mean, There's No Magic? We've Got Freaking Elves and Dwarves Here!
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Military Scifi: The popular war...with alien enemies to crush!
Military Scifi: The unpopular war...with alien aggressors crushing us!
Textbooks: Buy this second hand.
Horror: How Do We Get Rid of Mobiles This Time?
Science Fiction: Wherein the Author Outlines His Views on Technology
Cyberpunk: A Sky as Grey As Grey Building Materials
Steampunk: History Would Have Been Awesome if I Was In Charge
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- Urban Fantasy TV show: More Wangst Than Story
edited 9th Feb '13 1:52:02 PM by RedneckRocker
Embroiled in slave rebellion, I escaped crucifixion simply by declaring 'I am Vito', everyone else apparently being called 'Spartacus'.
Romance: Here You Go, Moms
edited 10th Feb '13 4:11:03 PM by PhysicalStamina
Shakey Cam Action: What the hell is going on? Oh, so they're fighting, ok.
Book - science fiction: The Author Is Smarter than You, and He Wants You to Know It
Book - urban fantasy: The Author Is Dumber than You, and He Wants You to Know It
Book - high fantasy: Surprise, the New King who Rebuilt the Palace Into a Giant Metal Skull Is a Bad Guy
Book - post-apocalyptic science fiction: Because We Can't Think of Any Other Way to Avoid the Singularity
Book - steampunk: We Thought of Another Way to Avoid the Singularity
Book - steampunk: You Wish Your World Had This Many Zeppelins
Movie - war: One of These Guys Will Die, and It Will Be Tragic
Movie - spy thriller: There's a Moral Here About American Imperialism, But Let's Face It, You're Only Watching for the Action Scenes Anyway
Movie - spy thriller: In Which Hackers Stop the World with the Power of Whatever Random Programming Term the Script Writer Heard Of
Movie - romantic comedy: This Dorky Guy Will End Up with a Way Hotter Woman than You Can Ever Hope For
Movie - cyberpunk: Now Kung Fu Sequences Are Obligatory, Thank You Matrix
Movie - epic action: Giant CGI Monsters with Glowy Bits on Them
Computer game - TBS: Only for Russians
Computer game - MMORPG: We Love Comparing Ourselves to World of Warcraft
Computer game - dating sim: No, You Are Not Getting Practice for Real Girls
Computer game - RPG: There's a Story Hidden Somewhere Under the Giant Pile of Enchanted Loot, But Who Cares
Computer game - RPG: Even the Chosen One Has to Pay for Potions
Computer game - sports: So that You Can Pretend You're Tough
Computer game - FPS: Brown with a Bit of Red, Because Realism and Shit
Computer game - FPS: Your Grandmother Thinks This Is Satanism
Computer game - FPS: Still Not Half-Life 3, Sorry
And I haven't even started on anime yet!
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CG - Metroidvania: Don't stop to enjoy the scenery, you'll be back soon.
CG - Edutainment: Out of Date Faster than Sci-Fi
CG - RPG: You Will Save the World Whether You Like it Or Not
CG - WRPG: The Plot? What Plot? part V: Let the Rampage Begin!
CG - JRPG: See Me Grindin' Hatin': The White-Haired Pretty Boy Must Die
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Anime - mechs: Doing All the Things that Were New Back When Evangelion Did Them
Anime - mechs: Legs Are Incredibly Useful in Space
Anime - mindscrew: Coherence Is for Kids
Anime - moe comedy: Yes, This One Also Looks Like K-On
Anime - moe comedy: We Know You Just Want MOHS Season 3, Here's Something to Watch While You Wait
Anime - tragedy: Whoever Starts Coughing First Dies
Anime - ecchi action: My Girlfriend is a Magical Alien Robot Vampire Catgirl Ninja Maid
Anime - ecchi harem: Not Even Trying to Stand Out
Anime - ecchi harem: There's Just One Guy in the Whole World, and He's Useless
Anime - ecchi harem: Did You Know that Panties Are Cheaper to Animate Than Faces
Anime - ecchi harem: Every Episode You Watch Diminishes Your Chances of Ever Getting a Real Girl by 18%
Anime - imouto: Where Did All These Little Sisters Come From
Anime - imouto: She's Not Your Sister So It's Okay to Think She's Hot
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- Anime - reverse harem
- The Dozen Pretty Boys and The Generic Girl They All Love
- Anime - reverse harem
- Season 2: Even More Pretty Boys and The Generic Girl They All Love in the Land of Ho Yay
edited 10th Feb '13 2:04:19 PM by peccantis
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Hentai anime: Of Course It Has Tentacles, This Is Japanese.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Anime: We Think English is Cool, So We Pulled Some English Words Out of a Hat and Made Whatever We Ended Up with the Title
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Kiddy Picture Book: Random Hyperactive Child And/Or Anthropomorphic Animal Smiling Voraciously To The Point That Their Cheek Muscles Are Straining.
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Metafiction: Don't worry at least person will know they are in a story.
edited 10th Feb '13 5:22:10 PM by JRPictures
Manga High School: Wimpy guy gets overdeveloped girl, who claims to be 13 but has the ass of an 18 year old super model.
OH YES!!
Shonen Anime: The protagonist is 13 and is fighting evil entities. Did you expect any less?
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Rumiko Takahashi Manga: She's a Tsundere, He's a Dick, They Love Each Other but Won't Admit Yada Yada Yada You've Seen This Crap Before
Shoujo: Manga: Where the fuck did all these sparkles come from?
Ecchi: Anime: We literally spent hours animating boobs
Arthouse: Movie: We don't understand what irony means
Arthouse: Movie: SYMBOLISM!
Action: Movie: Here's some one liners to distract you from the bad acting
Action: Movie: Here's some explosions to distract you from the bad acting
Romantic Comedy: Movie: Biological clock's ticking, ladies
Romance: Book: Pick up some AA batteries while you're at it
YA Romance: Book: Author's High School Mary Sue fantasies
YA Romance: Book: Pick the bad boy, duh.
YA Apocalypse: Book: The author loved The Hunger Games, can't you tell?
Inspirational Fiction: Book: POC/person with terminal illness/person with disability/all three teach white character life lessons, dies
Situational Comedy: We're not sure if it's a joke either, but we played the laugh track to be on the safe side
Situational Comedy: This was from Frasier
edited 12th Mar '13 12:50:54 AM by PretentiousSkyCat
To the waking world I say,"Aha!"
OH YES!!
Hentai Anime: We spent weeks animating sex.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
How in blazes did this happen? no, really.
Mecha Anime - My God, It's Bobobobo Bobobo Meets {Gurren Lagann and Getter Robo} Meets MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic! my brain, body, and soul were never ready for this! None of us where Ready for this level of Insainty!!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!!! HI-DEBUUUUUU! -Head asplodes-
edited 12th Mar '13 5:29:24 AM by Knucklesthegreat
MLP Forever.(Major Note: if you're going to reply to one of my posts, be nice/kind and use humor mode for jokes. otherwise, don't reply.)
Departed days ahead.
Mecha anime: Come for the giant robots beating each other up, leave for the whiny emo kids with an aversion to beating up giant robots!
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
High Fantasy: The author really likes JRR Tolkien.
Horror: The ghost likes playing hide-and-go-seek.
Drama: We're all serious and sh*#.
edited 12th Mar '13 12:41:20 PM by Rockonman
Anime - hentai: We spent a few minutes animating sex.
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Godfrey Ho movie: Ninja the Ninja-ing: Now with more Ear Rape
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- High Fantasy: Of Course There's a Dragon on the Cover
Embroiled in slave rebellion, I escaped crucifixion simply by declaring 'I am Vito', everyone else apparently being called 'Spartacus'.