Into Oblivion
279. Tropers are allowed to have and express unpopular opinions, as long as said opinion does not break any forum rules. They do not need to prove their honor in a steel-cage death match with Fast Eddie to retain this privilege.
280. They also don't need to prove their honor in a steel-cage death match with you.
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
my current job
281: Bad puns in the OTC section are completely out of the question.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Red Like Santa
282: I cannot put any more Gratuitous Japanese in my posts, desu. It doesn't make me look kawaii, it makes me a baka.
edited 2nd May '16 6:15:45 PM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber Controller
New account is voidify
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That was painful to read.
283. Gratuitous Spanish is no bueno in mis mensajes.
That was painful to type.
edited 2nd May '16 7:27:04 PM by InfinityRyujin
Tief girl with eartude
284. Etsi uteris linguam latinam, ne ingeniosus es.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
my current job
285: No shoehorning references to theatre songs, even if you've got magic to do.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Red Like Santa
286: I cannot use any word replacement filters. Especially not my "mods" to "dickwads" one.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
287: I cannot point out that there is a place to have flamewars, and it's "the most generic flamewar" thread.
288: I cannot use my replacement filter that corrects "teh" to "Thank god for me"
edited 31st May '16 3:48:30 PM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Red Like Santa
290: No, I can't create shipfics of the mods.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Cobalt Canine
291: For some reason TV Tropes separates my name into Blue Dog XL, when it clearly is not like that.
I might just be using syntax wrong, though. *cri*
A real bad hombre
291: Can't tell newbies "don't do tropes, kids".
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
New account is voidify
293. Don't forget to tell the newbies () that it's called a Wiki Word and they should READ THAT PAGE
edited 13th Jun '16 2:18:27 PM by SmartGirl333
Tief girl with eartude
394. I will not tell newbies that mods can't intervene in flame wars that are treated as rap battles.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Red Like Santa
295: I will learn to count.
Now known as Cyber Controller
The Tranquil Knight
296: I cannot replace spoilers on work pages with 'Walpole did it.'
edited 21st Sep '16 12:37:37 PM by Tranquilis
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
297: I am not allowed to spam Cool Cat Saves the Kids in the Movie Coven.
297-a: No, not even if they ask me to do it for as long as possible.
297-b: This also applies to The Room, Howard the Duck, and, well, every movie.
Coolant Jammer Beta, Model 42
298: I will not ruin a perfectly comedic situation by pointing out the obvious. It makes me look like a jerk who doesn't enjoy fun.
Preparing Signature protocols. Accessing personnel file. Preparing Voice Systems. Deploying Speech Protocols: Hello World.
*Vague plotting intensifies*
299. I will not pothole every single letter in a sentence to a tangentially related trope.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Not stupid or expendable.
300, I am no longer allowed to talk about the Second Doctor as if he's my "husbando" whatever that is.
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
May be Stupendous Man
301. I am not allowed to mention the "Under 301 Club".
Insert something clever here
see you, space cowboy.
302. I am no longer allowed to bump a thread a month and a half later.
Long live the New Bev.
Cult Leader
.sdnammoc erutnevda txet rof dewolla ton si sdrawkcab gnipyt yltnerappA :303
It's in reverse.
edited 16th Feb '17 10:47:39 AM by Awesomewade
“Happy Birthday Dark Lord, Happy Birthday!”
276. "The page formally known as YKTTW" is not an acceptable replacement title.
267. The Konami Code will not give anyone's avatar a funny hat.
268. No messing with numbered lists.
edited 1st May '16 8:51:49 AM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer