You will never die if forced to play Russian Roulette. The opponent on the other hand... Following on this, you can force the bad guy to play Russian Roulette with you to kill him.
The power to have a stupid background music play whenever you go.
edited 25th Sep '14 4:54:35 AM by ironcommando
...eheh
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Useful for parades, especially where I'm from. Required Secondary Powers also demand that I can choose which song plays and when.
Everything you do is now Cast from Lifespan. The more awesome the feat or intense the experience, the more years off your life.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Tief girl with eartude
Your death, however, is still a fixed point in time. As a result, whenever your remaining lifespan is used up the universe bends and twists to fix things; you reincarnate as another person who could have potentially existed in the same time and place as you (with the same power by necessity, but potentially others).
The ability to Ret-Gone yourself.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Jolly Saint Nick
You can wipe people's memories and become the world's best Stealth Master
The power to be utterly mediocre at everything
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
Shadow of Legends
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
And then Madoka Kaname shall redeem my soul upon my death.
the power to resize feet.
edited 26th Sep '14 9:07:25 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Not only does it allow you to resize the feet of people (thus being able to cause them to gain/lose balance), but you can also resize the measurement of units in feet (length). Congrats, you can now compress/expand space.
The power to go on a hallucination.
...eheh
Really needed to change my avatar
Whatever you hallucinate becomes real. Also, you can control what you hallucinate.
The power to not have a credit card.
Totally not planning to buy Ark Encounter.
Jolly Saint Nick
You don't have a credit card... You have ALL the credit cards in existence. And you have so much money you will never be in debt, anyways.
The power to always have a minor, annoying and non contagious disease.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
Shadow of Legends
It's called "being alive". Yay, immortality!
The power to orgasm on command... but without any of the pleasure.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
You can do that to other people, too.
The ability to make Pokeballs.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseThat can catch people and machines, allowing you to control them.
The ability to post on a forum thread.
...eheh
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
...and you are immune to punishment from their moderators/admins. Troll away to your heart's content, You Bastard!. 
You are a living remote detonator for every explosive substance and device, Power Incontinence included.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Fly Air Madeline
You can remotely change the location of the explosives as well, making you very useful for demolition work.
The power to grow a USB port from your forehead.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Shadow of Legends
You can read any text files, view any image files, listen to any audio files, etc. that are on the USB device plugged into that port. Also, if you plug yourself into a computer, you can control its mouse and keyboard by thought.
The power to summon weapons... joke weapons.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
You're great for party gags and stand-up comedy in general. Also, theaters for dramatic arts would have to spend a lot less money on props for death scenes. Break a leg!
The power to see only one second into the future.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Easily dodge gunfire.
The power to blink. Twice.
You can see other light spectrums after you blink two times.
The ability to sing Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Jolly Saint Nick
At your command, any song can become a Rick Roll.
The power to always say the wrong thing at the worst time.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
Fly Air Madeline
You can control this power, and it is now so powerful that it can be used to start wars.
The power to grow an electrical cord for a tail and have it remain for 12 seconds.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Shadow of Legends
You can use it to recharge yourself in lieu of food and sleep.
Whenever you flip someone the bird, they will always know, no matter where you or they are.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
You can poke them in the eye when they notice you.
You can spit technicolor saliva.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Said saliva can glow like a fluorescent bulb, has different effects for each colour, and you can mentally change and control the colour of each glob of saliva while it's still in your mouth.
The power to spontaneously burst into a coughing fit after 2 seconds of intense physical activity.
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
Fly Air Madeline
This coughing fit becomes an excellent wind-based attack which can be used to launch opponents several hundred feet away.
The power to make it rain... on your head.
edited 17th Nov '14 10:16:11 AM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
...and vice versa, allowing you to... release pressure... in a more socially acceptable way.
The ability to always have your gun jam on you.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."