Am I a weirdo?
I show up for work dressed in entirely too many layers. Something like 17 shirts and 14 pairs of pants.
Newscaster.
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Hello!
-thrown out for trying to make an article about himself being deprived of topics-
Teacher
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
Teach the students something they'll actually need.
edited 23rd Oct '12 4:07:49 PM by PhysicalStamina
Am I a weirdo?
Start singing metal songs.
Pizza delivery driver.
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What's eatin' you, chief?
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That's a stupid statement but whatever.
I lie about my age and emphasize that it's my singing ability that counts, not my appearance. OH NOES! /Patriarchy in Japan
I eat my goods that I procure to people for monetary compensation.
Political analyst.
edited 23rd Oct '12 4:07:15 PM by Prometheus136
War is God.
same old me
Deliver the pizza.
Two hours late.
After forgetting the address and arriving at the wrong place several times between then.
When the delivery address is literally a few blocks away.
Get too long winded and boring and make people uninterested in what you have to say.
Business Supervisor.
edited 23rd Oct '12 4:08:39 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
I was joking.
Purposely drive it into the ground.
Street dancer.
Am I a weirdo?
Do a scene from Breakin'. No one will want to watch you after that.
Secretary
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Don't wear glasses.
CEO
Don't wear clothes.
Window cleaner.
<33
Use a hammer to stamp out those pesky window stains.
Software engineer.
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
OH YES!!
Make everything do something unexpeccted. Q shuts down the system. The off switch shoots out milk.
Train conductor.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Get drunk and yell "TRAIN FIGHT!" while going at full speed.
Librarian
Am I a weirdo?
You just can't get your "shush" right. And you bent a the spine of a hardback.
Janitor.
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Fired for flooding the building.
DJ
edited 23rd Oct '12 8:18:12 PM by Rockonman
Used my turntable to hold a pizza and forgot about it until the start of a gig.
Police Officer
Shoot your boss.
Taxi Driver
One just might
Get yourself lost on your own 'short-cuts'.
Cattle wrangler.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
I lead my cattle off of a cliff.
Voice actor.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Dub Trouble Witches NEO.
Music producer.
Am I a weirdo?
Overproduce the punk, leave the prog raw, backmask satanic messages in the christian rock, and the Lord's Prayer in the black metal.
Plumber
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.Took all the mushrooms and flowers from a customer's yard and stomped on their pet turtle.
Astronaut
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
OH YES!!
Crash into an unknown planet and use slaves that look a bit like carrots to find the pieces.
Butler.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
<33
Employee at Hero Insurance, inc.
edited 24th Oct '12 4:16:14 PM by WertyYertrew
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
Exactly What It Says on the Tin
Think up a cool way to get fired from the above job, then post another job.
Starting with Stripper
I want flies in on a dragons!