Global warming is caused by...:

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1 Olivetree11th Jul 2012 02:36:50 PM from A silly little Island off the coast of an island , Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
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Witchcraft!

It's the witches, they're putting greenhouse gases in the atmosphere with their magics.
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2 porschelemans27th Dec 2012 03:23:26 PM from A Giant Hamster Ball , Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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Global Warming is caused by greenhouse gases being released into the atmosphere.

Greenhouse gases can come from both natural sources (eg. Volcanic eruptions), or man made sources (eg. Burning fossil fuels).

Greenhouse gases contribute to global warming by trapping energy emitted by the sun which has been reflected off the earth's surface, stopping it from escaping into space. This energy excites particles in the atmosphere, causing them to heat up. This raise in atmospheric temperature can have unfortunate consequences, such as melting the ice caps and changing the flowering periods of plants, often leading to confusion and famine for the animals that consume them.

Common greenhouse gases include:
  • Carbon Dioxide (CO 2)
  • Methane (CH 4)
  • Water Vapour (H2O)
  • Hot Air from the Politicians who deny it's Mouths' (BS)

edited 27th Dec '12 4:10:44 PM by porschelemans

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Global Warming is caused by the excess belly fat of middle aged women who have not fulfilled their New Years' resolutions, which they really, really meant to commit to but just didn't have time, okay? The belly fat slowly crawls from its host, whispering "loooooserrrr", and sneaks off into the night to merge with every other failed promise.

your constant harassment of the female gender makes me sick
Lack of pirates of course.
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6 MurkyMuse20th Feb 2013 08:40:19 PM , Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
7 Trip24th Feb 2013 01:30:25 PM from the booty, your booty , Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
sardines
The first ever steaming pile of sh*t.
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The devil is slowly blowing hot air into the atmosphere, of course.
Everything is a lie.
9 LastHussar20th Mar 2013 04:12:27 AM from the place is here.
The time is now,
Well, duh, global warming is caused by the globe getting warmer...
Do the job in front of you.
10 XFllo28th Mar 2013 12:53:32 AM from Prague , Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
I've been watching a Fan Vid series Blower vs. Bush on youtube. Three immensely hot lieutenants — Hornblower, Bush and Kennedy strive to gain the title of the hottest guy in the Royal British Navy. The UN is on their asses because their excessive hotness is the real cause of the global warming. It must be true because a yt video said so! wild mass guess
11 TuefelHundenIV23rd Apr 2013 07:28:56 PM from Wandering. , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchmen of the Apocalypse
Global warming is caused by the Marines leaving the gates of hell open too long. They stormed the gates and left it open and forgot to shut them.
"Who watches the watchmen?"
12 Bense1st Oct 2013 07:33:35 AM from 1827/Sol/Solomani Rim , Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Scientific consensus! No, facts don't matter - it's the consensus that does.
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Greenhouse gases can come from both natural sources (eg. Volcanic eruptions), or man made sources (eg. Burning fossil fuels).
And what do you think created those sources? WITCHCRAFT!
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14 Cider2nd Oct 2013 04:14:04 PM from Not New York , Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
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The devil loves speed. Using the insight granted to them by Satan, witches decided the best way to destroy the society that destroyed theirs was to contribute to it things which accelerated speed but added no virtue. Global warming was all part of the plan to burn us out and drive us back into the age when we all cowered in fear of skin walkers and the evil eye, running to seidr for guidance.

The so called conservative Christians who deny global warming are really witches who are in bed with Satan and used by him to disrupt worship. All foretold in the Bhavishya Purana five hundred years before Christ Jesus, which also warned of the witch oil Sheiks. Both groups preach about hell but there was no such word in any ancient Grecolatin or Semitic text. Hell is the afterlife of the witch religion for those who do not die in battle, who do not get to go to Valhalla or Folkvangr. Yes, suicide bombers talking about "heaven" are witches too.

Obviously global warming is just the result of two thousand five hundred thirteen years of vengeful witchcraft. What else could it be? Your children will burn in a world ruled by cackling broom riders so you had best prepare them on how best to please their pointy hatted masters.
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Faulty thermometers: a world crisis of thermometer malfunctions due to the Observer Effect is happening!
16 MobileLeprechaun19th Oct 2013 11:19:15 PM from La ciudad se llama Duke, Nuevo México el estado , Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
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Psst. I've been causing it this whole time. Don't tell anybody.
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18 PhilosopherStones4th Dec 2013 01:39:22 PM from The moment.... , Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
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Tadpoles. I knew those fuckers were evil.
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Clearly.

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19 OmegaShadowcry17th Feb 2014 02:23:10 PM from The Surface , Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
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Guys, guys, guys...

It's clearly

albino namekians.
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20 TolkienOtaku4th Mar 2014 05:53:21 PM from The Beehive State , Relationship Status: My elf kissing days are over
I Am Groot
It's the aliens, man! Aliens!
Seeing is both good and perilous.
21 shrimps6th Mar 2014 04:29:03 PM , Relationship Status: Robosexual
Mad Scientist
By the millions of farts from people living with a horrible condition consisting of BOTH lactose intolerance and Ben & Jerry addiction. We must raise awareness!
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22 caliburnplm20th Mar 2014 11:43:16 AM from VALHALLA! , Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
GENIUS!, THE EVIL
I blame canada. CLEARLY they are all alien demon rapists who wish to make their cold, frozen lands warm so as to attract tourists whom they will grind up into soylent green so as to feed their children, whom they want to fatten up so that they will make a better meal.

OR, alternatively, A Wizard Did It
Its so easy when your evil
23 Jondanger2321st Mar 2014 04:05:27 PM from Hydro , Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
I have no idea what to put here.
It's obvious that the breaking of the 4th wall is the cause of global warming.
Some challenges are far harder than they first appear.
24 MobileLeprechaun21st Mar 2014 05:23:21 PM from La ciudad se llama Duke, Nuevo México el estado , Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
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P. Diddy did 9/11 global warming.
She said, "You've been pushing me like I was a sore tooth"
25 AHI-30001st Aug 2014 09:25:37 PM from California , Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
I say aliens are warming up our planet! No true conspiracy theory is complete without those damn space men.
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