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MaxwellDaring Since: Jan, 2013
#1151: Jun 11th 2014 at 10:17:43 AM

614: They played unfitting music while we were dropping nerve gas on their cities.

Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#1152: Jun 11th 2014 at 10:38:51 AM

615: One of there citizens stepped in our country.

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#1153: Jun 11th 2014 at 2:21:16 PM

616. They didn't translate The Bible properly.

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arcanephoenix Resident Bollywood Nerd from Bombay(BOMBAY!), India Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
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#1154: Jun 11th 2014 at 2:57:14 PM

617. They ruined my view.

edited 11th Jun '14 2:58:57 PM by arcanephoenix

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arcanephoenix Resident Bollywood Nerd from Bombay(BOMBAY!), India Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
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#1155: Jun 11th 2014 at 2:57:54 PM

Double post

edited 11th Jun '14 2:58:22 PM by arcanephoenix

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RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#1156: Jun 11th 2014 at 3:04:38 PM

618. They didn't translate The Legend of Rah and the Muggles properly

"Did you expect somebody else?"
daeronel I am a typical pony from The place where all points converge Since: Oct, 2010
I am a typical pony
#1157: Jun 11th 2014 at 3:12:26 PM

619. They farted in my general direction.

Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless it is what normal ponies do.
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#1158: Jun 11th 2014 at 3:27:56 PM

620. Their mothers are hamsters

"Did you expect somebody else?"
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#1159: Jun 11th 2014 at 3:32:53 PM

621. Their fathers smelled like elderberries

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Ghostninja109 from there, not here. Since: Aug, 2011
#1160: Jun 11th 2014 at 5:50:33 PM

622. They taunted us a second time.

edited 11th Jun '14 5:50:45 PM by Ghostninja109

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
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#1161: Jun 11th 2014 at 10:06:43 PM

623: I don't know; I'm drunk. Leave me alone.

edited 11th Jun '14 10:06:53 PM by dvorak

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aNinjaWithAIDS Mario's not the only Wonder here. from Animal Town Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
#1162: Jun 12th 2014 at 1:02:49 PM

624: I declared war? I thought I was playing Risk.

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Aszur A nice butterfly from Pagliacci's Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
A nice butterfly
#1163: Jun 12th 2014 at 1:21:54 PM

625: Their team scored a touchdown in our green putt area, and the homerun score went 15-love.

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
WillyFourEyes I have seen the amateur, and it is me. (Old Enough To Drive) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
DingoWalley1 Asgore Adopts Noelle Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
LectroUnderground so i heard you liek dead memes from under a rock. A really big rock. Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
so i heard you liek dead memes
#1166: Jun 12th 2014 at 10:08:42 PM

628: I lost my sock and have no evidence they did it, but I blame them anyway.

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MathsAngelicVersion Ambassador of Eurogames and Touhou Music from Gensokyo Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
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#1167: Jun 13th 2014 at 2:38:39 AM

629: They sold me a washing machine that "eats" my socks.

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#1168: Jun 15th 2014 at 6:21:20 AM

630. They just said "Your avatar" in the Mental Image thread.

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h2obox WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST? from Texas, Italy Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
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#1169: Jun 15th 2014 at 9:02:03 AM

631: they didn't come to your barbecue

edited 15th Jun '14 9:02:20 AM by h2obox

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aNinjaWithAIDS Mario's not the only Wonder here. from Animal Town Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Tief girl with eartude
#1171: Jun 15th 2014 at 10:56:17 AM

633. They got my pizza order wrong.

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OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
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#1172: Jun 16th 2014 at 7:18:38 PM

634. This list has probably started the repetition cycle by now.

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DingoWalley1 Asgore Adopts Noelle Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
Asgore Adopts Noelle
#1173: Jun 16th 2014 at 7:22:58 PM

635: Because the next poster, who rules the nation next door, beat me in a Rap Off... (So you better have a Rap prepared to insult me)

636 (In Case): Because they didn't actually Rap.

edited 16th Jun '14 7:23:08 PM by DingoWalley1

Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#1174: Jun 17th 2014 at 1:55:17 AM

637) one of their citizens killed all of your creatures with their topdeck at a card game.

TheHoboTortle from soft Since: Aug, 2013
#1175: Jun 17th 2014 at 3:43:05 AM

638: Their president is one millimetre taller than me. THEY MUST DIE FOR THEIR CRIMES

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