788. I was simply declaring "WORf is the coolest!" But the Joint Chiefs jumped the gun and didn't listen to me finish.
edited 13th Aug '12 10:58:07 AM by Jhimmibhob
OH YES!!
789. They made the six-afraid-of-seven joke.
790. They forced me to sing a song from Annie
edited 13th Aug '12 1:49:59 PM by Landorkus
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791: Our nations have numbers instead of names, and theirs is seven . . .
792: They mistook reality for a joke, and got pissed at us for stating that we, nation number six, are afraid of nation number seven!
793: It's a funny joke nonetheless, and for hating it, they must be destroyed!
794: We have a certain kink they highly dislike, and we must preemptively attack them, or they'll oppress us.
795: Their land is worse than ours. Clearly they are evil.
796: Their hairstyles are horrid and must be eradicated.
797. They posted more than 1 entry into the 1000 Bad Reasons To Declare War list.
The Shadows Devour You.
They are much stronger and more powerful than us. Despite them being peaceful for over 1000 years, clearly we must pre-emptively strike them to save us from their wrath!
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
799. My accountant Mort says that a wartime military budget is the best way of hiding my mistress's condo bill and that gold-plated Evinrude purchase from Mrs. Supreme Leader.
800: They made the 800th reason.
801. They made us post the 801st reason.
802. They are too meta and must be destroyed!
803. They use Meta Knight on online Smash Bros Brawl.
OH YES!!
804. They keep using the same color Mewtwo I always use!
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805: They're declaring war over videogames. They must be stopped, taken out of power, and taught how to properly deal with those problems.
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Reason 806: I declare war to bump this thread!
edited 23rd Aug '12 4:48:38 PM by Journeyman
807: They bump dead threads.
808. They object to us bumping dead threads.
809: They contribute to the derailing of threads about bad reasons to declare war.
810: When I went to an ice cream shop there they didn't give me a cherry on top. They're clearly deluded or hostile, and must be eliminated.
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813:because they have a nicer cake than you.
edited 25th Aug '12 10:55:48 PM by eldritchseer
814: They Rick Roll people in 2012. They can't be that advanced, and therefore must be easy prey.
edited 25th Aug '12 11:22:21 PM by PhysicalStamina
The Shadows Devour You.
815: They are the geographical descendent of a nation that was the bitter enemy of the nation we are geographically descended from. Those dirty Romans invading our beloved Caledonia! >(
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
816. Hey, they're the ones who said they were ready to Die for Our Ship.
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817: They don't recognize the inevitability of fatality in naval combat.
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818: They want to take away my toys.
edited 29th Aug '12 3:29:04 PM by Journeyman
Tief girl with eartude
819. They're coming to take me away, haha!
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784: They have more melanin in their skin, therefore they are evil.
785: They value different things than I do, therefore they are evil.
786: They have different social customs than I do, therefore they are evil.
787: They smell funny, therefore they are evil.
War is God.