Wheel... Of... Torture! (The revival)

-in quite a bit of pain, his hands and crotch area blue, bruised and chapped pretty badly-

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GAH! Even when taking breaks between, it's pretty bad... I mean, I'M PRACTICALLY NUMB! -in the verge of tears- I can't feel anymore!

edited 16th Feb '12 4:26:20 PM by EarlOfSandvich

-I succesfully managed to eat the pizza after 12 hours through the art of Balloon Belly-

Whelp I will take a little break from the wheel now.

• stevebat and Earl Of Sandwich: 2 points
• Tre and thespacephantom: 1 point

thespacephantom: You must ride a rodeo bull while drunk and stay on for one minute.

edited 16th Feb '12 5:45:53 PM by Psychopulse

-Uses the magic of Giantess Offscreen digestion.-

Okay ready to spin the wheel again!

967

edited 16th Feb '12 4:54:02 PM by stevebat

-returns from LA-

DONE.

-spins-

1006.

Something's up...

Well, it took a while, but I found the world's evilist kitten (one Kitler Pol Cat Stalin) and a volcano and mixed the two by dropping the evil into the volcano.

• stevebat and Earl Of Sandwich: 2 points
• Tre, Ira the Squire, Balmung and thespacephantom: 1 point

Almost forgot about the tortures...

Ira the Squire, you must beat Donkey Kong Country in one hour, without dying and get all of the bonus rooms. No Tool Assisted Speed Run, this must be legit.

stevebat, you must mud wrestle Panty and Stocking in a handicap match.

There.

edited 16th Feb '12 6:52:29 PM by Psychopulse

Once again I need to know who I am actually wrestling.

No points? Do you realize how hard it is to find a volcano in the midwest? Or how pleased that evil volcano god was to acquire that much extra evil?

edited 16th Feb '12 6:22:31 PM by Balmung

-huff puff-

One more to go... oh my god I'm rather surprised I lasted this long...

-finished his twenty-fourth session, both hands purple, swollen and chapped up; his crotch roughly the same condition-

Oh my god... WHY?!...

-stabs the other armpit-

Bluh.

-tapes pits with band-aid strips and spins- 5318008.

-jumps into a healing fountain and seconds later reemerges fully healed, spins the wheel again-

Huh... I never knew there's a "Bankrupt" slot here. I'll try again...

Hmm... it seemed to have hit number #, and there's a chance for a vacation to Canterlot. Huh, I guess this wheel transcends numbers now! Alright, let's see what we have for here...

-beats it in half an hour-

Hum... that was easy.

-spins-

3*cis(pi/4)

This is getting ridiculous...

edited 16th Feb '12 9:03:32 PM by IraTheSquire

3 points

Earl of sandwich

2 points

Tre, stevebat and Ira the squire

1 point

thespacephantom and Balmung

Earl: You must help the Cutie Mark Crusaders get their cutie marks. Be sure to tell me what they look like.

Tre: You must reenact every Michael Jackson video ever made.

Ira the squire, you must face off against 1 million of every hostile mob from Minecraft.

-returns, exhausted-

There we go...

For Scootaloo... this is probably the easiest I've been through. I actually had her tending some animals, but she only had a huge success with the poultry, so her cutie mark is a chicken. I think I made her cry through this...

Sweetie Belle's became a broken wine glass. I was trying to tap her vocal talents, giving her a wine glass, but she promptly smashed it against a rock and successfully mugged me with it. Dammit, this effort cost me my wallet and identity...

I tried for quite some time to get a Cutie Mark for Applebloom, and got so increasingly frustrated that I decided I should play some Team Fortress 2 to blow off some Steam. I then heard the sound of a wrench hitting metal, and saw that Applebloom just built a level 4 sentry, and it's aiming right at me. Fortunately I have a Dead Ringer, and I had enough time to feign death and see her cutie mark while cloaked. I saw that it resembles a sentry then quickly made a run for it so that I can avoid being shot by the time my cloak's power expires.

I rolled 673

4 points: Earl, see other post for other scores

Balmung, you must beat play Dwarf Fortress and try to beat my record of 5 1/4 years. You get three chances.

-spins a 711-

I don't know what is more embarrassing. The match or the fact that I got soundly beaten.

Next.

Well, I've scarred a bunch of 5-year-olds for life, not to mention myself. I hope you're happy.

-spins again- 1. Huh.

Changing avatar now! -spins wheel- 456

edited 17th Feb '12 12:44:59 PM by phoenixdaughterAM

But I'm too young to drink alcohol!

stevebat goes to the chamber of horrors for losing.

Earl, you must Beat Spelunky with your eyes closed, no shortcut doors.

Bio safety: You must blow up an animal shelter.

phoneix: You must do backflips nonstop from Mexico to Canada wearing nothing but a ballerina costume.

thespacephantom: Do it or you're sent there.

I'll update the scores later.

edited 17th Feb '12 4:05:14 PM by Psychopulse

-gulp- Oh boy. To canada!