Test Your Perverted Mind:

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126 PhysicalStamina11th Oct 2012 04:12:06 PM from iiiin myyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarms , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Maybe I should have some sausage...

DAT BASS.
"LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE A BOOOOOOOOORN LOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR"
127 Prometheus13611th Oct 2012 04:28:26 PM from Manganoochatrelacanootratreladeb , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Your ride's over, mutie. Time to die.
DAT B-ASS IS SO FINE

Goddamn it, that game really pisses me off.
Substitutiary Locomotor
But I really wish I could get pissed on.

Apparently it's just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy.

edited 11th Oct '12 4:42:24 PM by mageman84

Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee.
129 Prometheus13611th Oct 2012 04:42:02 PM from Manganoochatrelacanootratreladeb , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Your ride's over, mutie. Time to die.
So apparently... eating this [REDACTED] would be just like eating some chocolate ice cream... with nuts.

Hell yeah, I just got a new metal CD!
Substitutiary Locomotor
and it feels so cold against my bare skin.

Click here to view the licence agreement.
Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee.
Professional Nerd
License Agreement? Shit, porn sites come up with the weirdest names these days.

I stubbed my toe.
"If there's a hole, it's a man's job to thrust into it!"
Ryoma Nagare, New Getter Robo
132 Landorkus11th Oct 2012 06:21:34 PM from The Core , Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
I stubbed my toe... and you can kiss it all you want.

I killed my cheating ex.

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
133 porschelemans13th Apr 2013 03:30:27 PM from A Giant Hamster Ball , Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
I kill with fleeting sex

I now own two E30s
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
I now own 2 E30s. and you can ride them any time.

Want to see the cute pictures I drew?
135 porschelemans13th Apr 2013 03:45:03 PM from A Giant Hamster Ball , Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
Want to see the cute pictures I drew? There of poodles mating...

Have you heard of pizza? It's a food.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
136 PhysicalStamina13th Apr 2013 03:58:41 PM from iiiin myyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarms , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Have you heard of penis? Mine is huge. ;)

Don't You Dare Pity Me!
"LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE A BOOOOOOOOORN LOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR"
Won't you bare it for me?

It is good day to be giant man!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
138 PhysicalStamina13th Apr 2013 04:05:47 PM from iiiin myyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarms , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
With giant schlong!

Who that is?
"LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE A BOOOOOOOOORN LOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR"
It is good day to be giant-in-bed man!

Who that is with the really nice body?

My father was a blacksmith.

edited 13th Apr '13 4:07:06 PM by NineTailedCat

140 PhysicalStamina13th Apr 2013 04:07:42 PM from iiiin myyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarms , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
And you know what they say about blacksmiths... ;)

I am stuck on Band-Aid Brand cause Band-Aid stuck on me.
"LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE A BOOOOOOOOORN LOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR"
I am sucked by bedmate Rand 'cause bedmates suck on me.

The Engineer is a spy!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
142 PhysicalStamina13th Apr 2013 04:29:57 PM from iiiin myyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarms , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
The Engineer's spying on those two Asian chicks in the pool!

Press da button.
"LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE A BOOOOOOOOORN LOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR"
You know how I like it when you press da button.

I'm a pretty pretty pony!
144 porschelemans13th Apr 2013 05:12:45 PM from A Giant Hamster Ball , Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
I've a pretty big bony

Tsukurimashou
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
i seee youuuu
Suck u; I'mma show!

Hey, do you want to take a ride in my motorboat?

edited 13th Apr '13 6:25:26 PM by TwentyTwoSevenths

YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
Hey, do you want to take a ride while I motorboat?

Say, can you friend me on Steam?

edited 13th Apr '13 6:28:26 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Say, can you have some hot, steamy "friendliness" with me?

You French don't know when to give up!
148 PhysicalStamina13th Apr 2013 06:57:17 PM from iiiin myyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarms , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
For the last time, I will NOT suck your dick!

A HOUSEWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE.
"LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE A BOOOOOOOOORN LOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR"
A whore's wife? I'd hit it.

I love long walks at the beach, dinner at candlelight...
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
150 SaintDeltora14th Apr 2013 10:31:44 AM from The Land Of Racial And Cultural Mixture , Relationship Status: A teenager in love
Lucifer in a Skirt
Candlelights in a bikini.

Saint Seiyaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I love you my demon knight.

And I love you my demon lord.

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