What's eatin' you, chief?
DAT B-ASS IS SO FINE
Goddamn it, that game really pisses me off.
War is God.
Substitutiary Locomotor
But I really wish I could get pissed on.
Apparently it's just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy.
edited 11th Oct '12 4:42:24 PM by mageman84
Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee.
What's eatin' you, chief?
So apparently... eating this [REDACTED] would be just like eating some chocolate ice cream... with nuts.
Hell yeah, I just got a new metal CD!
War is God.
Substitutiary Locomotor
and it feels so cold against my bare skin.
Click here to view the licence agreement.
Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee.
License Agreement? Shit, porn sites come up with the weirdest names these days.
I stubbed my toe.
OH YES!!
I stubbed my toe... and you can kiss it all you want.
I killed my cheating ex.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
I kill with fleeting sex
I now own two E30s
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
I now own 2 E30s. and you can ride them any time.
Want to see the cute pictures I drew?
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
Want to see the cute pictures I drew? There of poodles mating...
Have you heard of pizza? It's a food.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Have you heard of penis? Mine is huge. ;)
With giant schlong!
Who that is?
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
It is good day to be giant-in-bed man!
Who that is with the really nice body?
My father was a blacksmith.
edited 13th Apr '13 4:07:06 PM by NineTailedCat
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
And you know what they say about blacksmiths... ;)
I am stuck on Band-Aid Brand cause Band-Aid stuck on me.
I am sucked by bedmate Rand 'cause bedmates suck on me.
The Engineer is a spy!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
The Engineer's spying on those two Asian chicks in the pool!
Press da button.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
You know how I like it when you press da button.
I'm a pretty pretty pony!
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
I've a pretty big bony
Tsukurimashou
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
i seee youuuu
Suck u; I'mma show!
Hey, do you want to take a ride in my motorboat?
edited 13th Apr '13 6:25:26 PM by TwentyTwoSevenths
YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
Hey, do you want to take a ride while I motorboat?
Say, can you friend me on Steam?
edited 13th Apr '13 6:28:26 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Say, can you have some hot, steamy "friendliness" with me?
You French don't know when to give up!
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
For the last time, I will NOT suck your dick!
A HOUSEWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE.
A whore's wife? I'd hit it.
I love long walks at the beach, dinner at candlelight...
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
The Mistress
Candlelights in a bikini.
Saint Seiyaaaaaaaaaaaa!
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
Maybe I should have some sausage...
DAT BASS.