Subvert a meme/joke/saying

"Cheers, love! The cavalry's leaving."

It just doesn't really make a lot of sense.

edited 22nd Jul '17 9:31:54 PM by Almohad

   THE SUN IS A BALL OF FLAMING GAS   

It is Wednesday.

I killed my father too, and you don't hear me whining about it... because I'll never let you hear my whining.

People die when they're alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because someone left the gate open. That was very irresponsible.

"I have done everything except teleport bread for three days."

We are the Crystal Gems! Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl, and a pathological obsession for Blair Wainwright!

Green is just as beautiful and interesting as every other color.

Now you can see the importance of time, it makes us age.

Nebby, get out of the bag, already.

"An old man died." "Oh no, how awful!"

I used to be an adventurer like you,

but then    YOU DIED   .

edited 24th Jul '17 9:48:57 AM by Mhazard

MADE IN HELL

are you, or have you ever been, a Muslim?

"I'm goddamn Bruce Wayne!"

Reblog this if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUALS, or I'm a Klance shipper.

Very graceful. Like an eagle. In flight.

It's always darkest just before somebody turns on the lights.

Was that a mothergrokking Clockwork Orange reference?

I'm sorry, this is a Christian server, so you must sacrifice 3 lambs to enter.

"I am Proto, selling products is all I really care about!"

"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Straight Larry?"

The Mock Sponge Bob meme isn't very funny.

WeLl It ReAlLy DpEnDs On PeRsOnAl TaStE hOnEsTlY.

edited 14th Oct '17 12:49:32 AM by n3rd_d4sh