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Sporkaganza I'm glasses. Since: May, 2009
I'm glasses.
#1: Oct 3rd 2011 at 8:46:10 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Spider-Man does whatever
A spider can do

Roses are blue
Violets are red
Batman is a supervillain
His children are dead

Let's add to the collection.

Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember them, you are not alone.
SeanMurrayI Since: Jan, 2010
#2: Oct 3rd 2011 at 8:52:26 PM

Roses—red,
Violets—blue.
The End,
FUCK YOU!

WertyYertrew <33 from on a bus. Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: Hiding
<33
#3: Oct 3rd 2011 at 9:06:04 PM

Roses are red, Violets are too. Being colorblind's not great But it's not really new.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You don't want to know What I want to do to you.

Red violets rose, Are are are blue. Dyxlesia's laem And so are oyu.

but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
SeanMurrayI Since: Jan, 2010
#4: Oct 3rd 2011 at 9:08:05 PM

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I.

WhoNeedsSleep from the wing of this plane. Since: Aug, 2011
#5: Oct 3rd 2011 at 9:15:46 PM

Roses are rose, Violets are violet, Everyone knows, That lavenders are orange.

Roses are sues, Violets chew gum, Everyone knews, That that was really contrived. Oh well

edited 3rd Oct '11 9:20:04 PM by WhoNeedsSleep

We can dance to the radio station That plays in our teeth
StolenByFaeries Believe from a reprogrammed reality Since: Dec, 2010
Believe
#6: Oct 3rd 2011 at 11:57:35 PM

Roses are red, 
Violets are blue.
It may take a while,
But I'll kill you. <3

edited 4th Oct '11 12:08:48 AM by StolenByFaeries

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
MikeK Since: Jan, 2001
#7: Oct 4th 2011 at 12:00:30 AM

Roses are blue
Violets are red
I might have this poem
Mixed up in my head.

Kinda lame, but it's something I came up with when I was 12 and still remember for some reason

edited 4th Oct '11 12:00:38 AM by MikeK

Ailedhoo Heroic Comedic Sociopath from an unknown location Since: Aug, 2011
Shichibukai Permanently Banned from Banland Since: Oct, 2011
Permanently Banned
#9: Oct 4th 2011 at 4:27:59 AM

Roses are dead, Violets are poo, the food tastes like lead and I met a Grue.

Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
TheHeroHartmut Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds from a cave, according to my father (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Snooping as usual
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
#10: Oct 4th 2011 at 4:38:53 AM

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
At least, that's what they tell me,
Because I am blind.

[down] Good eye.

edited 4th Oct '11 8:25:11 AM by TheHeroHartmut

Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805
Jimmmyman10 cannot into space from polan Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
cannot into space
#11: Oct 4th 2011 at 6:37:25 AM

[up] That's from a Far Side

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, so get in the van.

Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#12: Oct 4th 2011 at 10:52:22 AM

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I'M GONNA FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE

edited 4th Oct '11 10:53:57 AM by Prometheus136

War is God.
KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock Since: Jun, 2010
Forum lurking fox
#13: Oct 4th 2011 at 11:33:02 AM

Roses are red, violets are blue.

So is your face, when I'm done with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Run coward, run! I'm coming for you!

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Why am I describing flowers, I haven't got a clue.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I murder things, including you!

Roses are red, violets are blue.

In pitch black, you get eaten by a grue.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I'm choking on food, since I forgot to chew.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

All my base, are belong to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shut up and water them.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I fucked your mom, just to annoy you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

This show sucks, what else is on?

Roses are red, violets are blue.

A poem someone else wrote, means I don't care for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

You want fries with that?

Roses are red, violets are blue.

This poems a cliche and so are you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Fuck this gay flower faggotry!

Blood is red, bruises are blue.

Violence is so pretty.*

edited 4th Oct '11 11:33:55 AM by KuroFox

Sonic hates SOPA
SantosLHalper Since: Aug, 2009
#14: Oct 4th 2011 at 12:46:13 PM

Blood is red, bruises are blue. Deadly nightshade berries will kill you.

KatanaCat Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees from the void (Spin-off Series) Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
#15: Oct 4th 2011 at 1:52:01 PM

Roses are red
Violets are purple
It's just that nothing
Really rhymes with purple

edited 4th Oct '11 1:55:08 PM by KatanaCat

If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock Since: Jun, 2010
Forum lurking fox
SheWhoChewsGum Teeny hat. from Kilt-land! Since: Oct, 2010
Teeny hat.
#17: Oct 4th 2011 at 3:05:40 PM

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have herpes

And now so do you :)

"If you had to choose, would you save one baby or five old people? What if the baby had a Hitler mustache?" - Yahtzee
KatanaCat Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees from the void (Spin-off Series) Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
#18: Oct 6th 2011 at 2:39:08 PM

Roses are brown

Violets are brown

You're colorblind

This poem's boring now sad

edited 8th Oct '11 1:07:38 AM by KatanaCat

If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
LiberatedLiberater 奇跡の魔女 from [DATA EXPUNGED] Since: Jun, 2011
奇跡の魔女
#20: Oct 6th 2011 at 7:28:32 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lots of poems rhyme
This one doesn't

MAL || vndb || Blog
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#21: Oct 6th 2011 at 7:42:03 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't think of anything
So this won't rhyme.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
SeanMurrayI Since: Jan, 2010
#22: Oct 7th 2011 at 7:28:30 PM

Violets are blue,
Roses are red.
Take me to prom,
Or you'll wind up dead!

Aniventerie Detective Extroadinaire from Imagination World Since: Apr, 2010
Detective Extroadinaire
#23: Oct 7th 2011 at 7:43:41 PM

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm really a guy

(I thought you knew)

edited 7th Oct '11 7:44:02 PM by Aniventerie

Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#24: Oct 9th 2011 at 9:20:40 AM

Roses are Red,

Violets are blue,

I'm having a mental breakdown- It's not true, not true, it can't be; it simply cannot yes it is, don't lie to yourself no, no, I do not accept that accept it no yes No yes NO yes stop it, stop talking to me, leave me alone I will never leave you alone but, but, but, but you are mine now NO NO I am you LEAVE ME ALONE I will always be you but, but, but, but, I am entering your head as you speak Oh God help me God can't save you now but I can't but I can't but I can't but I can't but I can't but I can't but I can't but I can't but I can't but I can't- and so are you.

edited 9th Oct '11 9:21:02 AM by Prometheus136

War is God.
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#25: Oct 9th 2011 at 9:24:31 AM

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

And this little poem.

Is a load of bull.

edited 9th Oct '11 9:24:45 AM by WackyPancake

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."

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