'Ello!
Well, you've stumbled upon my troper page. You fool. Well, may as well get this thing up and running. Like a cheetah.
On steroids.
Well, I'm a fourteen year old Scottish fangirl (where are you going?! Come back!), but don't be alarmed! I'm not quite up to 'OMG GUISE SRSLY LOL'.
Wait, no, bad example.
Well, I'm coherent. Barely. Anyway, I lurk in the Troper Cuddlepile (where I rarely give out cuddles) and the Shipping Service (where I rarely do any shipping). I'm a yaoi fangirl, I'll admit. Now that I think about it, I don't really do anything in those threads apart from chat.
Uh, woo! Fight the powah! Yeeeaaa-ah, screw it.
I've been adopted twice on
TV Tropes, by Enkufka and Sabres Edge. Who I'm not going to usurp for control of the shipyard. Not at all. I'm offended you could think such a thing, utter stranger.
Am pining for lemon cheesecake.
Well, I'm a lazy sod, so If you think any tropes apply to me, add 'em!
... Wait. Brainwave.
Alright, you lovely people, I have a challenge. I want to start a ramble. Not just any old ramble. The longest ramble ever recorded on a troper page, and I would like you to help. I'll start off, and you simply continue, keep the ball rolling. Link your bit to to your troper page, if you'd like.
Well then. Lets start this, shall we?
It occured to me one day after fending off a cat and an either amorous or mental seagull, that animals don't tend to like me very much. I like them, they're tasty. But, as this seagull was pecking at my head, while I'm trying to fend it off with a panini (rolls do not a weapon make) I thought 'what did I do to you?'. I'm not trying to come across as whiny, it's just that the seagulls were the size of small cats, I thought I was going to be shredded. Shredded like wheat. Which leads me to...
Vandalism!
- Well at least now I'm first. -Land Of Gold
- I'm quite sute that you should be able to log into (well technically create a new cookie for) your old account as long as you remember your password or get it reset, but welcome back. *offers coffee* - Bisected8
- FUCK YEAH, FUCK MICROSOFT. ALSO....... balls. —blamspam
- Microsoft... They can be absolute bastards at times! —A Crack In Time
- Ye young maiden, queen of hams, whoso did die to us yon tropers, for a most egregious failure of the system Micro-soft did rob her of that which she called her "handle" or life. Most of us would have given up and never returned to yon TV Tropes as a troper after such a system-induced-death, but Rifflet did. She did the impossible, punched Death in the face and stormed yon afterlife with a Foe Tossing Charge against everyone. What's in a name? Would that, which we call a "Rifflet", would be so awesome sans title, if it were called "She Who Chews Gum"? The answer is: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! You rock, Ma'am. ~ Aliroz The Confused.
- That, my good reptile, was brilliant. Thank you very much.
- Hey, rifftraxster got a new page. Now is my chance to write the greatest, most over-the-top vandalism ever seen! It shall be loud, it shall be proud, it shall be worthy of She Who Speaks Loud Words! For millenia, tropers shall speak of this vandalism and glorify She Whose
RAEG Rage Strikes the Heavens, and he who wrote upon her page. I shall cause the legacy of She Who Strikes Like Lto remain eternal! Now, She Who Chews Gum, I shall *sees Aliroz's vandalism* darnit, someone beat me to it. —Yarrunmace
- Oh well, I like it anyway!
- You see this? -points at your dead computer- THIS IS WHY YOU USE MAC OS X OR LINUX. Got it? Good. Also, that X is pronounced "ten". Say it right, I'll give ya a cookie. -Tre
- All, right... I can do that... LINUTEN!.. OH, GODDAMMIT.
- HOWDY GUM-CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-LLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-fringeman
- SSSSSSSLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW MMMMMMMOOOOOTTTTTTTIIIIIIOOOOOOOOONNNN!
- HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. It's not my fault, the cow told me to vandalize the page. THE COW. -WUE
- I have a horrible secret... I have made burgers out of that cow! IT WAS LOVELY!
- *runs in and spraypaints the entire page mercilessly* —a vandal
- Aw crap, I'm gonna have to pay for that! I can't even sell my organs, they suck!
- I'll help you! -brings in big bag of money- — Crack
- You fool! I can't pay in Bolts!
- WHAT?!
- Trying to out-ham us, hmm? YOUR NEXT CHALLENGER SHALL STRIKE YOU DOWN IN A BLAZE OF GLORIOUS SUNLIGHT!!! - Phoenixor
- Hmm, this happened the last time as well... Very well, I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE YOU SPOONY BARD!
- What's Chief O'Hara up to?
—Sean Murray I
- Ooh, I love that show! It takes camp up to eleven!
- The faeries have stolen your gum. - StolenByFaeries
- Why hello there, thou of the Nice Hat-wearing avatars...and "have at me", hmm? I accept your challenge, and let's dance. (brandishes fencing sabre)
- I thought I should write on your new page. I like the name username. I'll miss calling you Riff. I never did get that you were making a joke about Rifftrax by calling yourself Rifflet. - Gentlemanorcus
- Aw, thanks Orcus! You can still call me Riff if you want, I don't mind. I've been called worse in my time.
- You, ma'am, are the crazy claymore-flinging Scot, and we are all honored to have you. ~ betterthanstrawberry
- Dang it, I have to vandalize this page again?!?! When will this war end? ~ SpookyMask
- To the snarkiest Scot I know, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! When your citrus apocalypse comes, you'd better not come after me or so help me God I'll...scream for help louder. Yes. You heard me. ~Al Ciao
- Curses, you're hilariously adorable! Your signature is adorably hilarious! Hauu~ Omochikaeriiii... H-HAUU~! OMOCHIKAERIIII~ .*Grabs the Gumchewer* LET RENA TAKE YOU BACK HOME TO EAGLELAND. IT'LL HE FUN. HAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUU~
- Cough* Anyway. Hai,Gumchewer Girl! Rena says hi! You're special, kid! Take this! -RenaTheArchmage
- FOR GODS SAKE, PUT DOWN THAT CLEAVER!
- You don't know me, I don't know you, and I'm saying hi anyway. Hi. :D Raineh Daze
- This is why I love TV Tropes. 'Ello, stranger! Have a hug! (>^_^)>
- Huh. Never been here. Might as well get out my song sheet... let's see... AHA!
Ahem.
This song is for Gummie,
That one girl who's pretty funny,
(Or is that pretty and funny?)
I dunno, honey,
Give me more of them laughs,
Off-the-wall, likes shopping malls,
A chirpy, happy kinda chick,
Better not annoy her, she could be a...
bit of a handful, I guess,
I would continue about her awesomeness, but you know the rest\\ - @\
Inhopelessguy. Dude, you just got Songed.
- I, Rena "the Archmage" Maria, do hereby declare this territory to be under my control, as my headquarters. From now on, I shall be assuming command of all supplies, personnel, and operations of this place, as the Supreme Archmagus of She Who Chew's Gum's Troper Page. All who resist me shall be swiftly and mercilessly executed by myself immediately. It is, therefore, in your best interest to simply surrender, and to allow yourself to be absorbed into my ranks.
Worry not, I am a fair ruler. I will be generous, and allow you to keep 3% of everything you own, instead of the 1% I had initially planned.
Have a nice life,
-
Your new dictator
- HAPPY BELATED FIFTEENTH BIRTHDAY! Enjoy it while you can. Before you know it, you'll be old and feeble and have no choice but to resort to a demonic pact for immortality... Actually, given that you can probably scare demons into submission, that won't be a bad thing for you. Carry on. ~Al Ciao
- Dear gods, did I really post that Higurashi stuffs? Talk about Old Shame...
Anyway. I have a question. Is Scotland really a land of constant awesomeness, or am I misinformed?
-
RenaTheArchmage
- Hmm, I haven't lived anywhere else, so I don't have anything to compare it too. But I ddo have a neat fact. Did you know that Scotland is the most obese place in Europe?.. Just imagine how fat everyone would be without the heroin!
- Clearly, they mistake obesity for amazing badassery. When your life consists of taking the everything of your enemies, eating live sheep in one bite, and building giant castles for the sake of badassery and bagpipes, you're bound to get a little pudgy.
Wait. Heroin? Is that your secret to success? Get me some, dammit! -
RenaTheArchmage, who really shouldn't be posting right now.
