Classy up a meme

Achieve Adequacy.

My word! It appears that that American bison has contracted pyrexia from exposure to the violent spasms of that North American crocodilian reptile!

Joyous exaltation!

Saccarideous!

Female sibling!

Sociopathic!

Unexpected!

The destructive potential and unique abilities of a ghastly projection of courage!

STANDO PAWAH

That is the phrase that she uttered.

I shall scourge your flesh with projectiles formed of MY WILL ALONE!

Wench, for all that thou art aware, I may very well happen to occupy that role!

bitch I might be.

His Hilarity (title of an audacious extraterrestrial life form originating from a movie entitled the same) (youngest male descendant of the house of the name Simpson, except with an extra letter), constable of the local galleria: constrain yourself from interfering with the processes of the galleria that he attends. Paul Blart Mall Cop: Don't mess with his mall

Cardiac Arrest Poetics.

Doki Doki Literature Club

Thus we pray, truly. Praise God. Now, on to the condiment that consists of ground roasted peanuts mixed into an oily spread with salt.

"Large monstrous humanoids share characteristics with pungent edible bulbs."
*draws air through nose to detect scents* "...Both emit an acidic odour."
"I can conf— deny that."
"They cause a chain of events that lead to one shedding tears in distress, pain or despair?"
"That is not the case..."
"If one exposes them to solar luminosity and particles, will they, perchance, have been tinted to mahogany and germinated fine, thread-like strands found on mammals that reflect all visible light?"
"Negative! Sheets of material! Allium cepae possess stacked planes. Androphagous monstrous humanoids... possess stacked planes. Allium cepae are consisted of numerous sheets of... Do you understand the meaning of my wordplay? Both objects in question possess depths." (suspiration)
"...I understand, the duology of objects in your analogy possess varying stacked materials. I must confess, however, that the entirety of the population is not, infact, guaranteed to have preferences biased in favor of allium cepae. Gateau? The vast majority of humanity enjoy sweet foods baked from eggs, flour, fat, sugar and other ingredients!"
"I am completely indifferent!... to the preferences of the common folk. Large green androphagous monsters... do not have anything in common... with baked dessert products."
"Are you aware of anything else that is popular with oral senses? Rich, cold desserts made from whipped cream, eggs and fruit. Has the following ever occurred to you in your lifetime: you encounter another chap(ette) and suggest that you both purchase rich pate, but they reject your offer on the grounds that their tastes are not orientated to it? The dish in question is incredible luscious."
"WRONG!!! You have the following characteristics, animal: complete ineptitude in intelligence affairs, a consistently insulting demeanour, a diminutive scale, and being nothing more than a useless escort! These large monstrous green humanoids only have common traits with allium cepae! Fin! I bid you farewell! You shall be in my vision at some point in the future."

The "ogres are like onions" scene

...That's surprisingly hilarious.

edited 12th Mar '18 11:31:07 AM by Almohad

I must address the pachyderm of the family, elephantidae in the general living area of the very establishment.

I drive my aeronautic transportation to the celestial body orbiting the earth! I reduce that celestial body's mass so that it fits in my grabbing appendage! I reach out to that celestial body with that appendage! I position my posterior on the pot-- what is the meaning of this?!

I reluctantly admit that the procedure you proposed is not in fact the procedure which will cause the subject in question to function, nor is it usable under its laws. Unfortunately, you share much in common with diminutive faecal matter in this regard.

That's not how it works, you little shit.

Behold the current subject: a fabric toy resembling a purple partially-cephalopodic woman, frequented by a disturbing force of a long deceased human, which contains a soft filling. Its reported actions include pilfering effervescent drinks with a name of V characters in length and scornfully entitling its master with a malevolent chant, usually weaponised against humans with dual XX chromosomes and synonymous with canines who also have XX chromosomes.

Haunted Callie plushie that drinks all your Pepsi and calls you bitch

"WE WISH YOU WELL ON THIS ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR CREATION, OUR MOST NEBULOUS MASTER! HAVE A SPLENDID ANNIVERSARY!"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARK LORD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

A derogatory nickname for a webcomic revolving around a video game, apocalypses and horned aliens, denoting the title by equating it to derogatory terms that reference homosexuality.

Homosuck.

edited 5th Apr '18 8:08:38 PM by burinnu

"It would be most unbelievable if a substantially large amount insects with luminescent posteriors were to illuminate the planet as I peacefully drifted off to bed."

You would not believe your eyes if ten million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep.

No natural elevation has an altitude comparable to mine,
No curled body of water has destructive power comparable to mine,
No unknown abomination has constitution comparable to mine,
No period of 24 hours has an absence of light comparable to mine.
No other being has survived the onslaught,
Refrain yourself from blocking my path,
This is due to the fact more formidable foes have encountered me,
Direct your attention to my countenance!

A caveat to those who would confront my consciousness:
My existence is that of an astoundingly powerful destructive device,
No melee weapon used for laceration has cutting power comparable to mine,
The amount of periods of caesium-133 atoms that will have passed by the time I have caused your defeat via laceration will be no greater than 9 billion!
This is due to the fact that my consciousness and life was created alongside the agony in question,
This will only have excruciating effects upon one if they sanction it,
A warning to those who believe that they can escape a confrontation against me successfully,
I advise you to retreat, bury that notation deep into the rear of your cranium and never recollect it!

Alas, after the time that has transpired, you return and request surplus... (I refuse to cease action until the entire population acknowledges the nomenclature of my existence...)
Thus, I shall see to it personally that the belongings of mine are in my possession, then declare the cessation of peacetime! (The nature of my charging at you is akin to a tsunami, tsunami, tsunami)

At a time when the nature of existence as you had previously envisioned has ended, (You cannot sink any further, whereas I will continue to soar!)
The nature of the being who I once was only exists as marks where past contusions have not regenerated. (The objects that I unearth from combusted powder, those belonging to you will be obliterated by the conflagration!)
At a time when no living sentient to continue your endeavors, (The nature of the current situation is a misapprehension, raise your palpebras covering your optical organs and visually absorb the nature of...)
The torment in question (Continues to exist)
I find myself incapable of (Preventing or reducing its effects)
Alas, those are the requirements of existing as the being referred to as unspeakably great!

I confirm that, visually absorb the nature of your current situation,
In addition, inform me of what you have truly absorbed.
There is no time in which my existence has ceased,
That characteristic separates the beings that constitute us both!
At a time when your existence has completely transpired,
And all of the laws that you previously adhered to descend into destructive chaos,
No others to effect the situation exist excluding us both: inform me of the being that will preserve your existence!

Visually absorb the nature of your current situation,
In addition, inform me of what you have truly absorbed.
The existence you have inferred from your experiences is a deception,
That characteristic separates the beings that constitute us both!
I am in possession of much might,
Allow me to demonstrate the context of the current situation,
No others to effect the situation exist excluding us both: inform me of the being that will preserve your existence!

(Inform me of the being that will preserve your existence...)

No natural elevation has an altitude comparable to mine,
Do not allow yourself to fail to recollect that fact!
I must inform you that in the hypothetical situation that you confront me in a colosseum,
The remains of the experience that you experience will be exclusively remorseful! (Accept that which is offered to you.)

A warning should you interfere in my existence,
You should be informed of the fact that the conclusion of the battle has already been determined.
I refuse to disintegrate for comparatively petty events,
Akin to the mythological Atlas, the earth and all its wonders rest upon the joints connecting my neck and arms.

Alas, after the time that has transpired, you return and request surplus... (I refuse to cease action until the entire population acknowledges the nomenclature of my existence)
Thus, I shall see to it personally that the belongings of mine are in my possession, then declare the cessation of peacetime! (The nature of my charging at you is akin to a tsunami, tsunami, tsunami)
At a time when the nature of existence as you had previously envisioned has ended, (You cannot sink any further, whereas I will continue to soar!)
The nature of the being who I once was only exists as marks where past contusions have not regenerated. (The objects that I unearth from combusted powder, those belonging to you will be obliterated by the conflagration!)
At a time when no living sentient to continue your endeavors, (The nature of the current situation is a misapprehension, raise your palpebras covering your optical organs and visually absorb the nature of...)
The torment in question (Continues to exist)
I find myself incapable of (Preventing or reducing its effects)
Alas, those are the requirements of existing as the being referred to as unspeakably great! (I can confirm.)

Visually absorb the nature of your current situation,
In addition, inform me of what you have truly absorbed.
There is no time in which my existence has ceased,
That characteristic separates the beings that constitute us both!
At a time when your existence has completely transpired,
And all of the laws that you previously adhered to descend into destructive chaos,
No others to effect the situation exist excluding us both: inform me of the being that will preserve your existence!

Visually absorb the nature of your current situation,
In addition, inform me of what you have truly absorbed.
The existence you have inferred from your experiences is a deception,
That characteristic separates the beings that constitute us both!
I am in possession of much might,
Allow me to demonstrate the context of the current situation,
No others to effect the situation exist excluding us both: inform me of the being that will preserve your existence!

(Inform me of the being that will preserve your existence...)

Infinite, theme of the character of the same name

I think I'll call this version "Unending Existence".

edited 7th Apr '18 5:22:56 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

My dearest biological offspring, in the event that you have an exceptional talent at whatever skill you acquire, it is strictly forbidden to excel at it for non-profit purposes!

The female parental unit who birthed both of us has decreed that your period of utilizing the Microsoft-produced video game console has expired, and as such it is now my opportunity to utilize it in your stead.

Negatory, I declare that this descriptor is most apt when used in relation to yourself.

no u

I express much disbelief that the subject in question has very much, pray, even promiscuously so ceased it's vital functions for animation. I can't believe X is fucking dead

An Observant Onlooker: Unrestrained pinniped! Observe and cautiously distance yourself from the unrestrained pinniped!

Byron "Buster" Bluth: I hold no regard for this "unrestrained pinniped" whose terminology I have mistakenly conflated with the nomenclature of my maternal relative! Naught but falsehood escapes from her lips!

The Non-Diegetic Voice Providing Context to the Show: It was at this point of time that Mr. Byron Bluth's sinister-side upper appendage was severed from the rest of his body by the clamping force generated by a marine animal of the pinniped clade's teeth and jaw.

X, I am not feeling very well...